161: Show it’s just like gertrude to record a cheat sheet for the entire series and it took just now to reach jonathan when was the last time i heard tim and sasha’s voice, christ ...

Pastafarian Sacrilege Surprise

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final statement of jonathan simms, head archivist of the magnus institute, london.....statement begins.... you know, i figured it would happen.....soon enough.....that my own curiosity for that which...

Vote: The Archivist HIS INTERIOR DECORATION TASTE MAKES ME WANT TO DIE! SO NATURALLY, HE’LL DIE INSTEAD!

BILL CIPHER HERE, DECIDING TO MAKE THIS STAY IN THIS BODY A BIT MORE PERMANENT AFTER IT TURNS OUT I'VE BEEN EVICTED FROM MY MALIBU CRIB! HERE'S THE RUNDOWN! -I WAKE UP ON THE BEACH, WHERE GODBERT'S T...

ANYTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT THE WENDIGO?

ANY BLOOD TRAILS ON THE ALTAR FLOOR?

What am I, chopped liver?

TESTING, TESTING, IS THIS MOUTH WORKING? PERFECT! STATEMENT REGARDING MY BED AND BREAKFAST STAY IN JOHNNY SIMS'S MIND! STATEMENT GIVEN 81 DAYS AND 5 HOURS GIVE OR TAKE BEFORE SOCIETY COLLAPSES! COMMI...

You can stop knocking, the door’s not locked. Most people only do it twice or thrice, not a dozen… “I’m surprised, you know. I thought it was impossible for my office to be more of a pigsty than when...

Investigate the vault.

Spoiler: Show Somn at the skies, Crave for a journey To whatever depths it may behold. A way without return, as frightening as it may be, Perhaps the perfect solution. Find ease in t...

Statement of The Archivist regarding one of his more brief nights at the mysterious island. Statement taken directly from subject December 31, 2019. Audio recording by The Archivist of the yadda yadd...

Statement of The Archivist, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, regarding his continued holiday at the Unknown Holiday. Statement recorded by subject December 18, 2019. Wait, this is the s...

Investigate the 6-month old's cadaver. Are there any wounds or anything in his throat besides vomit?

Statement of The Archivist, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, regarding his first night of his stay at the Unknown Island. Statement recorded by subject December 7, 2019. Statement begi...

Ladies and gentlemen and Black, it's that time of year. That's right, get ready to ignore Masquerade KG even further as we start the Killing Game 7 tier list. This time, I'll be updating this as the g...

are you sure you’re not blasting vyond because you used to be a pro there until you were disgraced because this list has a strong spite vibe

(just as a warning huge tma spoilers, if you're going through it and haven't reached the season 2 finale or are interested in it but think you won't forget about said spoilers, stop reading) *click* ...

So the game finally begins, eh? It's aBO̶͔̟͚̫̩̱̱̖͈̯͋̓̂́̀ͅͅU̴̮̤̖͎̣̾̀T̶̡̡͚̼̭̹̬̲͉̼̲̻͒͆͊̈́͊͋̍͘͠ ̶̲͗̿͌D̷̯̩̾͗̊̑̊̏̑͋̒̽͐̕̚͝Ą̶̜͎̘̖͚̤̪̹͈̭͇͙͐̉̇̃͜M̴̖̹̮̌̀̊̊̔̔̂̓̒̂̇̚͜͝ͅǸ̸̬̯̹͎͎͖̦̖͎̹͔͙̱ ̵̡͚̳̱̼̲̦̜̪̌̓͒̎̅̄͌̈͠ͅT̵̓̃̈̑͊͆̕...

The irony shall not escape me when I confess that I have something of my own to confide to you all for a change. I’m not exactly sure why, it’s not like I have a rabid fanbase for these statements, bu...

Statement of a subject who wishes to remain anonymous regarding his employment at XM System Works. Original statement given on September 26, 2019, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of t...

Statement of "Dude" regarding his midnight walk. Original statement given September 8, 2019. Audio recording by Jonathan Simms, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. Statement begins. "look...

Statement of Superchao regarding an unusual host during Killing Game 2.5. Original statement given September 1, 2019, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. ...