thank you gaben when is hook-up in my basement with weezer softly playing in the background 3 coming out

We assure you that we are hard at work on Fallout 76 Season 3-76. We recognize that the coronavirus is a serious issue, but not to worry, Bethesda workers will keep working in our studios. We intend t...

Todd Howard (played by Todd Howard): "Hi, Todd Howard here", Todd Howard says. "Could you please wash my Lamborghini? And by Lamborghini, I mean me. Bethesda bugs have replaced the car graphics with m...

Oh, of course you'd rather trust a game with a Metacritic score of 69 than me.

Hello, Minus Worlders, I am Todd Howard. It seems you use Bethesda a lot, which is great. At least, that's what our below-zero player counts on Fallout 76 tell us. We hate to ask you this, but, well, ...

It is my solemn duty to announce that Feetio is under my diplomatic immunity. Controversial as it might seem, he must be protected, for he is the ultimate representation of Bethesda stepping all over ...

Exploit intentionally-unpatched bugs to bring Obama down once and for all.

Arin, I’ll hold back if you do a 100% LP of Skyrim, little man.

Hi, Todd Howard here. If there’s anyone capable of bringing Kojima down, it’s me. Humiliation after humiliation I have suffered from his attacks, and just last week, he went out of line and physically...

Could 9-9:30 PM EST work instead? e: too lazy to switch accounts just assume this is mfan

I am extremely grateful for you all making Skyrim: Minus World Edition a reality. Without you, I would be nothing. And unfortunately, you’ll be getting nothing. A lawsuit has been filed against us for...

Well someone’s never played Metal Gear Survive, I see.

You think you’re the walk of the town, don’t you? Then let’s see what you can do, Limp Snake. What would your Garrison be, and how would Konami cancel it?

You’re certainly not far from the truth. But you know what I don’t do? I don’t talk shit about my competitors. Sure, I think EA riddles their games with microtransaction hell, and I may think that Nin...

Thank you all for your support in making Skyrim: Minus World Edition. As a Kickstarter reward, if I receive one more vote, I’ll hire Jeremy” as the voice of Dragonborn. He’ll help bring a new arousin...

Hi, Todd Howard here. I’m announcing a brand new game from Bethesda Studios: Skyrim... for Minus World. But this is still in very early development, and the only way it will continue is if you, my loy...

Hello, Todd Howard once again. Due to limited resources, I’m confirming that all players only have one sperm pack in the game. There are two ways to regain jizz, however: Firstly, we’ll be releasing e...

My fellow gamers, before my smackdown against Hideous Kojima, I’d like to address the elephant in the poorly textured room. You see this? [Image: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwlvBxcWoAEi...name=small...

My loyal and paying fans, do not fret. Although I lost this battle, the war has not been won yet. And after all, war....war never changes. You hear me, Hideous Kojima? You think you might have defea...

Shut your trap, bitch, at least my company still adores me.

It is against company policy to give complementary currency to customers, real life or in-game, but you won’t get no compensation for this delay. I will pick one of you lucky and slightly gullible pre...

Hi, Todd Howard, CEO of Bethesda, here. It is with much regret when I announce that the year 2019 will be delayed to an later, indefinite date. Before release, we noticed that the final product was pe...