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(Aug 11, 2019 at 12:44 PM)Solus zos Galvus Wrote: Is this what passes for culture in this blasted hellhole? NO SERIOUSLY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT EVERYTHING WAS NICE UNTIL YOUR ANIME AS...

YOUR ASS IS GRASS, BUCKETHEAD!

...shit.

NO, IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN THIS BE?! I CAN’T DIE, NOT WHEN THERE’S SO MANY PEOPLE I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO ANNOY YET! OH GOD, WHAT HORRIBLE FATE IS IN STORE FOR ME! I CAN ALREADY SEE THE LI- HA, FOOLED YA! D...

(too lazy to switch to my main account so assume this is mf) sudo chickened out so I have a new, totally legitimate garrison: When Shit Hits The Fanfic Round Two either covering the rest of the gold...

HAVE ANY OF THE SERVANTS' FACES ACTUALLY MELTED? IF NOT, CAN I HAVE ONE OF THEM CONFIRM THEY SAW ME WITH MY MASK ON?

FINE, FINE, I’LL TAKE THE STAKE OUT MYSELF!....IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY ME GOUGING HIS EYES OUT WITH IT! I’M SURE HE ATTACKED MY EYE SOMEHOW!

IT'S ABOUT TIME THIS GAME REACHED THE LEVEL OF CHAOS I SIGNED UP FOR! AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BORE ME OUT OF MY MIND! FIRST THINGS FIRST, MY MORNING GOT OFF TO THE USUAL START WHEN I ENTERE...

ANYTHING...OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN THAT PASTA?

SAY, I HEARD YOU’RE COMPARED TO NONE WHEN IT COMES TO DELIVERY! CAN YOU HELP DELIVER A BABY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE ANTICHRIST? I’LL PAY YOU DOUBLE!

WHOOPS, GOT A LAST MINUTE CALL FROM THE DEMON! HE SUDDENLY SWITCHED TO VEGANISM AND INSTEAD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE IN THE FORM OF A GLASS OF KOOL-AID! THIS MIGHT BE ASKING FOR TOO MUCH, BUT IF YOU'RE STO...

HEY, I’LL BE DAMNED! THE RITUAL ACTUALLY WORKED!

HOWDY, KIDS, I GOT A VERY SPECIAL EVENT COOKING FOR TONIGHT! IF YOU LIKE MEDDLING WITH THINGS THAT ARE BEYOND YOUR CONTROL, THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE MAIN FOYER, WHERE I’LL BE HOSTING A FAMILY BARBEQ...

I STAB A DART INTO CC’S NECK AND THEN THROW ONE AT HIM! WHICH ONE IS CLOSER TO THE FIRST WOUND?

CHECK SEBASTIAN’S CANDLE AND SEE IF THERE’S ANY HOLLOW SPACES IN IT! LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD ALLOW A DART TO BE HIDDEN UNDER IT WHILE IT’S ON THE CANDLESTICK!

ARE THERE ANY GLASSES FILLED WITH MARTINI IN THE GAME ROOM?

I SAY WE DUMP THAT MARIOPANTS GUY FOR ROZALIN’S MURDER! EVEN IF HE DIDN’T KILL HER DESPITE BEING INVISIBLE FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE NIGHT, HE’S TOO SCARY! AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING FROM ME!

ARE THERE ANY DARTS LEFT IN THE GAME ROOM?

I CONSUME THE SMALLEST PORTION OF THE WHITE POWDER THAT WON’T KILL ME, THE SIZE OF A COUPLE GRAINS OF SAND MAYBE, AND SEE IF I GET ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS!

LET ME MAKE SURE THAT HE WAS KILLED WITH THE DART FOR SURE AND THAT IT WASN’T PLANTED IN HIM AFTER THE FACT! ARE THERE ANY ABNORMALITIES AROUND THE WOUND?

PRY UP ANY FLOORBOARDS IN THE ROOM THAT LOOK CROOKED, MAYBE! ALSO YOU WANT ME TO DO MY OWN DIRTY WORK, IS THAT RIGHT POINDEXTER? SO BE IT! READ THE WOLF’S BANE BOOK AND READ IF DROWSINESS IS ONE OF T...

NOT MUCH FROM ME TODAY, KIDS! I WANTED TO LAY LOW TO AVOID GETTING MURDERED TWICE, BUT I DID WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL! YET AGAIN, THAT BUTLER STALKER LEFT THE SAME TIME AS ME! WHEN WE ENTER THE G...

DO ANY OF THE KNIVES IN FRONT OF THE BED HAVE BLOOD ON THEM?

THESE PEOPLE HAVE IT COMING FOR THEM! IF THEY BECAME ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS, THEY WOULDN'T FIND THEMSELVES IN A DIRT NAP IN THE FIRST PLACE! IT'S AS EASY AS PLEDGING YOUR LIFE, BODY, SOUL, AND BANK ACCOU...