#361
Fun With Despair
(Jan 4, 2017 at 4:24 PM)T-man Wrote: >luigi's mansion

>canon

Luigi doesn't have shoelaces in other games.
>luigi's mansion

>not canon


did you even PLAY mario 64 ds?

GOD I can't believe i have to share a board with POSERS like you
#362
T-man
(Jan 4, 2017 at 5:18 PM)Spritanium Wrote: Wait why do Luigi's shoes have shoelaces but Mario's shoe doesn't?

Unless...

> King Boo strangled Mario with his own shoelace, and the Mario you rescue from the painting is actually just a painting of Mario which E. Gadd's machine turned into a copy of the real thing


Seriously? Mind Blown Oh God No
no, king boo removed mario shoelaces so he couldn't hang heself in the painting realm
#363
Spritanium

> mario jamp into panting

> but he not come out

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#364
Mario
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#365
geno7
super mario odyssey is probably the first main series mario game to actually touch on aspects of mario lore that were only ever part of supplemental material

like that whole backstory of mario being a plumber/carpenter in the "real world" before coming to the mushroom world. i thought new donk city was gonna be the game's interpretation of the "real world" but the logic is a little bit fuzzier now, it feels more like new donk city is a part of the mushroom world rather than an entirely separate dimension.

and one wonders how they plan to explain the fact that there are realass people walking around next to this fucking cartoon midget, if at all. maybe mario had more human proportions before and his look is a horrific side effect of his entering the mushroom kingdom or something, like some side effect of using pipes all the time or something. or maybe its just multiple epiphyseal dysplasia
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#366
T-man
Mario is no longer a plumber according to the Japanese Nintendo site
#367
GRIMglamfire
is wario a libertarian
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#368
geno7
what mario character most likely smoke weed
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#369
T-man
(Sep 27, 2017 at 9:19 PM)Greeno Wrote: what mario character most likely smoke weed

Fludd and Mario
#370
Spritanium
(Sep 27, 2017 at 3:11 AM)Greeno Wrote: super mario odyssey is probably the first main series mario game to actually touch on aspects of mario lore that were only ever part of supplemental material

like that whole backstory of mario being a plumber/carpenter in the "real world" before coming to the mushroom world. i thought new donk city was gonna be the game's interpretation of the "real world" but the logic is a little bit fuzzier now, it feels more like new donk city is a part of the mushroom world rather than an entirely separate dimension.

and one wonders how they plan to explain the fact that there are realass people walking around next to this fucking cartoon midget, if at all. maybe mario had more human proportions before and his look is a horrific side effect of his entering the mushroom kingdom or something, like some side effect of using pipes all the time or something. or maybe its just multiple epiphyseal dysplasia

The Mushroom Kingdom is an island where misshapen humans are exiled to live alongside the local fauna of sentient mushrooms

OR

Mario and Peach are actually members of an alien race, similar to humans but with different proportions, and they come from the same planet as Rosalina
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#371
geno7
(Sep 27, 2017 at 9:37 PM)Spritanium Wrote: The Mushroom Kingdom is an island where misshapen humans are exiled to live alongside the local fauna of sentient mushrooms

The Island of Dr. Marieau
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#372
Spritanium
Wait so

Did the original Donkey Kong game take place in a construction site in New Donk City?

Then Jumpman decided to have kids but the stork was delirious from being hung upside down and accidentally delivered them to a house in the Mushroom Kingdom?

We already know Mario and Jumpman can't be the same person since the OG donkey kong is actually Cranky Kong, and Mario is subject to the sands of time just like the rest of us

Holy Shit maybe we get to see Mario's dad
#373
Spritanium
Official image of Mario and Luigi's real father

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#374
Syaxamaphone
(Oct 2, 2017 at 4:10 PM)Spritanium Wrote: We already know Mario and Jumpman can't be the same person since the OG donkey kong is actually Cranky Kong, and Mario is subject to the sands of time just like the rest of us

What if Mario is just played by different actors over the years? Like James Bond but stubby and italian!
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#375
EH2
(Oct 4, 2017 at 2:28 PM)Syaxamaphone Wrote:
(Oct 2, 2017 at 4:10 PM)Spritanium Wrote: We already know Mario and Jumpman can't be the same person since the OG donkey kong is actually Cranky Kong, and Mario is subject to the sands of time just like the rest of us

What if Mario is just played by different actors over the years? Like James Bond but stubby and italian!

actually it's easier to believe actors would get full torso waxes
#376
El Negro
this thread has been enchanted
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#377
out of focus grilled cheese
hey I'm really into the fact that the longest thread i've seen on this forum is a gotdam Mario Lore thread
#378
Pedigree
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Does he shave or naturally smooth chest?
#379
Yrrzy
please repost mario dick pic spritey the image is dead
#380
T-man
intro to mario golf super rush confirms fan theory by depicting king bob-omb as a featureless rolling ball

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