when i was a boy i stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner

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Anonymous
and that is the story of how i first ejaculated

how did you first jizz minus world
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Anonymous
#3
Anonymous
my first jizz was probably jacking it to sonic porn Dread
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Anonymous
that was my second jizz
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Anonymous
when i first discovered masturbation i used anything i could think of as lube to test it all out

the short list includes:

good old fashioned spit
baby oil
sunblock
suntan lotion
rubbing liberal quantities of deodorant on my hand
waxy residue from a candle
and toothpaste which burned like hell, those freshening crystals were my raw dick's undoing
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