when i asked draku if he likes the falcon punch or the knee more, he said "what? i dont know what any of those words mean, because im am a beta fuckboy"

I heard Draku is a bigger cuck than Fun with Despair, but you didn't hear that from me.

ice climbers are fuckin shit and i dont know why everyone was so upset about them being gone. true facts.

also the correct answer is the knee connecting leading into a falcon punch

draku watches porn with his bros and talks about how hot it is with them

"dude bro did you see the anime titty on that girl? totaly hot, bro"

draku here. it is true, i like titty porn. titty is the best. i like Big Booprs