my head hurts help

I could've sworn there was some kind of rule about violence against the headmaster.

Isn't he so adorable when he thinks he's important?

Oh, heavens, no! Poor Mario, 'tis a shame he was taken from us. An odd, but truly jovial fellow, he was! Plus, he shared my taste in red. I shall do my best to chronicle my night:

-Despite being rendered unconscious in the LOBBY, I found myself in the LUNCH BUFFET. Perhaps I sleepwalked? Sleptwalked? Regardless, I sought to partake in breakfast but found that the LUNCH BUFFET only served cuisine fit for a LUNCHEON! Absurd. But alas, I was peckish, so I ate a HAMBURGER BUN, imagining it were a delectable slice of buttered toast.

-After my "meal" I still found myself rather groggy and tired. Peculiar, seeing as it felt like I was asleep for days. I went to my ROOM and grabbed the ALARM CLOCK on my nightstand. As I left my room I witnessed DREI leaving his, METAL DETECTOR and SHOVEL in hand. I walked into the READING ROOM, passing KOKICHI, who was defiling a WALL with SLANDER about our recently departed MARIO, and the late CAULDER, affixing wheels to a SKATEBOARD. A bit redundant, if you ask me. Regardless, I continued UPSTAIRS into the DARK ROOM.

-I continued into the TV ROOM, where I set my ALARM CLOCK to go off in ONE HOUR. I laid against the wall of the BATHROOM and fell asleep to the sounds of WEEPING.

-Genius strikes me again! My fatal finale did not go as planned the first night, but I was determined to entertain the remaining masses, even at my own expense. I pass through the GALLERY on my way into the SPEAKEASY. The ART in said GALLERY had been desecrated against the HORNS of the STATUE, which is now in the SKYVIEW. Perhaps it is some sort of new instillation? Admittedly, I never cared much for modern art.

-Once in the SPEAKEASY, I come across little YOHANE and SALEM. The young lass had a DRINK in her hands, which I promptly confiscated from her. Killing each other or otherwise, the law is the law, godsdamnit! I descend down the NORTH STAIRS, passing by some UNFAMILIAR FACES. I step out onto the BEACH, where DREI is digging with his aforementioned SHOVEL, and PEA'S remains have been violated. Even in death, the poor soul knows no peace.

-The pieces of my plan are beginning to come together, but now comes the hard part. I crack the BOTTLE I absconded from YOHANE against the interior wall of the POOL SUPPLIES building. I take the shards of broken glass, and... well, in layman's terms, shoved them up my ass. Artists must suffer for their art, after all!

-I hobble back into the MAIN BUILDING and go UPSTAIRS, passing MONOKUMA on his way DOWNSTAIRS. I stand at the doorway into the DARK ROOM, my back turned and cheeks spread. I expunge the GLASS SHARDS blindly into the DARK ROOM, which were followed by what I could only describe as cries of pain and a small explosion. Oops!

-My lower half going numb from what I imagine is BLOOD LOSS, I look up to find YOHANE and SELMA bore witness to my art, yet did not seem the slightest bit entertained. Rather uppity, these people be, methinks. I walk into MARIO'S ROOM and collapse on his floor.

@Monokuma At the risk of self-incrimination, does the wound on Mario's throat resemble the glass shards embedded in his body?

Not sure if this'll help at all, but here's what I saw!

I made a beeline straight to the reading room as soon as I woke up, for some arts and crafts. The lovely Ramona passed me on my way in, but I didn't get a chance to say hi. Guess she was busy...

The people in the casino were missing out on my charms, so I decided to draw up some love letters for them. Somehow I made the same card twice, but I put my own ineptitude aside for the good of the people. You popped in for a minute to loot shit, and we both made our way to the pool.

Once I got there, I saw the Russian drunk and the cat puppet sharing shots. The door to the casino was locked so I went for a swim. After a while, Joe Biden and the guy with purple skin opened up the door for me, so I hopped out of the pool and ran through.

Inside I saw old man Caulder standing over an unconscious Vert and a bundle of rope. The whole scene gave me the heebie jeebies, so I made my way to the bedrooms as quickly as possible. As I was passing out my love letters, the dude in the skeleton costume mumbled something about Martin. No idea who that is, but I got a free drink out of the deal. He seems like a cool dude.

I passed a bunch of people on my way to the upstairs bedrooms, but I honestly can't recall most of them. I think the cute rich girl, London, was doing something in the security room? Anyway, I finished handing out cards and went to the bathroom. Whatever I drank earlier went straight to my bladder. After that it's a little hazy. Pretty sure I passed out on the toilet.

She passed Salem and Yohane as they entered the beach. Angie hopes they enjoyed the beautiful work of art!

Y-y-yeah... it was g-great......


W-what? F-f-fallen angels can't be scared!!!!!!!

A-also, @Monokuma check the D-Dark Room for all traces of where the e-explosion hit. Is there anything noteworthy?

At the end of my night, as I'm about to enter my room, I see someone standing by the pool toss a board up into the air. As this happens, someone else (caulder) comes down the waterslide on a skateboard, leaps off their board, onto the other one, then flies backwards in slowmo then falls very slowly into the pool. almost like from a certain game...

@"Monokuma", is it true that players from the waterpark could have entered the casino without possessing a keycard?

better question, @monokuma does a keycard only need to be used a single time to unlock a door, or does one need to be used every time that door needs to be used

@Monokuma I deleted my question earlier because I thought I misread the case file. Is the shovel that Angie placed by Pea's corpse still present on Pea's corpse?

She passed Salem and Yohane as they entered the beach. Angie hopes they enjoyed the beautiful work of art!

Y-y-yeah... it was g-great......


W-what? F-f-fallen angels can't be scared!!!!!!!

A-also, @Monokuma check the D-Dark Room for all traces of where the e-explosion hit. Is there anything noteworthy?

You check the CLOCK TOWER. Beyond the BROKEN GLASS, there is no real damage. It appears that a bottle of EVERCLEAR exploded outwards somehow.

@"Monokuma", is it true that players from the waterpark could have entered the casino without possessing a keycard?

Yeeeaaah, I left the door unlocked from the previous night, when it got unlocked by investigators. I will be locking it the next night again though, because geez you guys were a hell of a bunch to deal with.

better question, @monokuma does a keycard only need to be used a single time to unlock a door, or does one need to be used every time that door needs to be used

Once a door is unlocked, it remains unlocked until someone with a KEYCARD locks it again.

@Monokuma I deleted my question earlier because I thought I misread the case file. Is the shovel that Angie placed by Pea's corpse still present on Pea's corpse?

The PEA SHOVEL is still facing skyward as part of the sculpture.

@Monokuma How many shovels seem to be missing from the Pool Supplies?

@Monokuma How many shovels seem to be missing from the Pool Supplies?

And while we're in there, can we inventory rope and boards too?

@Monokuma How many shovels seem to be missing from the Pool Supplies?

And while we're in there, can we inventory rope and boards too?

There appear to be about FIVE shovels missing from the rack.

There are no missing boards, but a decent amount of rope appears to be missing from the spool.

@Monokuma At the risk of self-incrimination, does the wound on Mario's throat resemble the glass shards embedded in his body?

MARIO'S WOUND appears to be much thicker than the ASS GLASS stuck in his body could have caused.

Alright! I guess I'll PRESENT any and all shovels on my person for these trusting folk!

Well guys, if I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't feeling so hot last night. You'll have to wait to see Kokichi at full power. Oh well...


That's not to say I didn't have a productive night, though! I did quite a lot still, like kill Mario!

I leave my room and kill Mario right outside my door, then go down to the reading room. As I pass through the Dark Room, I kill Mario, and in the reading room, I see Monokuma doing something with an oreo or whatever. He leaves, I kill Mario, and I read to myself for a while. You comes through and heads upstairs, and I meet with Yohane and tear up a shitty drawing she made of Miu Iruma.


I did you all a public service by destroying that drawing! It was hideous!


Then again, Miu herself is hideous. I'd haaaate to have her as my waifu.


Anyway, after that, I kill Mario again. Caulder comes in and shits out a skateboard, while I make some of my own art in the reading room. It was way better than Yohane's.

After that, I see Boo Boo careening through the reading room from upstairs. I head up myself, killing Mario on my way, and see some weird battle between Plague Knight and a fancy man going on. I decide not to deal with this, so I go kill Mario and head to sleep in my room.


Oh, did I mention I killed Mario? Cause I totally did.

@Hades and @"feminist komaeda", can we see if your keycards can be used to open our hydro room?

Alright! I guess I'll PRESENT any and all shovels on my person for these trusting folk!

The WORSE ME presents his SHOVEL.

Ah..well, if a girl asked, I might be more inclined to share it..