Not sure how to put it, but I start off my night by ORDERING the BOW OF THE SEVEN WINDS which I'm just gonna refer to BOW from now on, from the MMO SHOP.

I then leave my ROOM and head to the PIRATE SHOP to quickly buy the TREASURE MAP before hopefully anyone else does.

After that, I nip in to the PIN SHOP to buy the SHOUT pin for future shenanigans. Following that I slouch over to the GUN SHOP, and buy a LOUDENER by itself. After that, I pull out my TREASURE MAP and try to solve/follow it to where thar booty be.

If I run into anyone and they try to interrupt me I just shout "SHUT YER MOUF" before givin' 'em a slap and running off.

Towards the end of the night, I'll head over to my HORROR SHOP, and buy a HOCKEY MASK and KILLER'S KNIFE, which I pocket. I also buy myself a SKELETON, which I drag over to the CASINO, and pose like it's playing one of the SLOT MACHINES. I also buy a RECIPE from the GACHA MACHINE.

After that, I return to my room.

First thing's first, I'm... gonna assume this is kosher seeing as "HIM" did it, so I grab my PILLOWCASE and chuck my BOW in it.

Then, I head to the BATHROOMS by the PIRATE and PIN SHOPS, and hide inside, near the door to the hallway/area, with my BOW drawn and ready to fire.

If YOSHIKAGE KIRA walks past, I fire at him, preferably to kill, but if I don't, I try to fire at one of his HANDS. I act cautiously about this - if I think someone else can see me, I hold off on firing to kill.

...it both fits thematically and also is a callback to last game, nyuck nyuck nyuck.

IF I KILL: I run to one of the BATHROOM STALLS, chuck the BOW in the TOILET BOWL, and shut the STALL DOOR. I then put the HOCKEY MASK on, fold and pocket my PILLOWCASE, and leave.

IF I DON'T: I just have a good laugh in 'is face and say he wouldn't make a good handyman.

After that, I head over to the MONOKUMA SHOP to buy a YELLOW PAINT PACKET, and continue slouching over to the CASINO.

Once there, I buy myself another RECIPE because I can't think of anything to do with the plant one okay. I also then pick up my SKELETON and drag 'im over to the REC ROOM.

In the REC ROOM, I then pull out my SHOUT pin and LOUDENER, mash the two together, and play an INCREDIBLY BASS BOOSTED "LOADSAMONEY" song, and proceed to DO UP THE HOUSE- REC ROOM, painting the room YELLOW and posing the SKELETON with its hand on its hips.

After that, I wander around aimlessly a bit before heading off to bed.

I wake up, and smell the sweet, sweet smell of DOSH in the air. Time to get to work. I still have my PILLOWCASE, but I take out my BOW and chuck it on my BED.

I head directly south to the ESCALATORS, and from there dash off to the BIG HALLWAY, before quickly nipping in to the CASINO.

There, I make sure nobody's there, and put on the HOCKEY MASK discreetly. If anybody is in the CASINO, I nip behind a large arcade cabinet and try to put it on without them really noticing.

After that, I head straight to the CINEMA LOBBY and grab myself a BAG OF DOSH, defending myself from anyone who tries to attack me with the HORROR KNIFE. If MONEYBAGS attempts to attack me, I try and just give him a whack with the broad side of the knife instead of the, yknow, slicey bit.

If I grab a BAG without any fuss, I drag it over to the PROJECTIONIST'S ROOM. Once in there, I pull out my LOUDENER and SHOUT pin and play, yet again, an INCREDIBLY BASS BOOSTED "LOADSAMONEY" song. I also leave the BAG in there temporarily.

After that, I head into my HORROR SHOP, and buy myself a discount PROJECTOR. I then set it up discreetly in the CINEMA LOBBY so, somehow, infront of the bags of money is a SCARY PLAGUE DOCTOR you better fucking believe im starting this shit again

I then hide by one of the entrances to the CINEMA, and wait for someone to enter and get spooked by the DOCTOR. At which point, I give 'em the good ol' slasher kill with the KNIFE. If the person who comes in is MONEYBAGS, I KO them first if possible with the butt of the knife.

IF I KILL SOMEONE: I pick up the PROJECTOR and shove it in my PILLOWCASE, along with the KNIFE. I also grab my BAG OF DOSH from the PROJECTIONIST'S, and as I leave the room I do a VERY LOUD SCREAM, as if I've spotted a body. I head back to my room, but, providing nobody's there, I shove the PROJECTOR, KNIFE and MASK in the DELIVERY BOT CHUTE outside, so it should be delivered to the SECURITY ROOM. After that, I retire for the night.

IF I DON'T: I just grab my BAG OF DOSH again and head back to my ROOM for the night.

No attempts from me tonight, mate. I got a few things to do.

First off, I dump the HOCKEY MASK and KNIFE on my BED. Their usefulness is low, now. I then order a THIEF'S MASK (50 bux + 50 bux for delivery) and THIEF'S SNEAKERS (100 + 50) from the THIEF SHOP. I then grab my empty PILLOWCASE (that no longer has a BOW in it)

Then, I head over to the LAWYER'S OFFICE, and buy the TACTICIAN'S SENSE. I then head over to the CAMPER'S SHOP which is now in my shop for some reason?? and buy a ROPE, which I shove in my PILLOWCASE. I also nip in the CASINO to buy yet another recipe.

After that, I slouch over to the MUSIC ROOM, and FINALLY, ram together the LOUDENER and SHOUT pin, and play an EXTREMELY BASS BOOSTED LOADSAMONEY song over the intercom.

After causing a cacophany, I use the nearby elevator to go to the FLOWER SHOP, where I buy a CARNIVOROUS PLANT and some PLANT STEROIDS, which I also shove in my PILLOWCASE. I also quietly nip along to the now empty BEDROOMS, and rummage in MONEYBAGS' ROOM for his EXTENDABLE ARM. and anything else interesting.

After that, I head over to the FOUNTAIN and pay my respects to the fallen chef, before heading back to my room for the night.

First, I put on my THIEF'S SNEAKERS, and chuck my MASK in the PILLOWCASE next to the other MASK. Then I wait a bit, just so people disperse a bit.

Then, I head over to the MMO SHOP, and buy FIVE RUNES, a TRAVELER'S BAG, a FLASK and a STAFF, chucking them all outside the shop for a moment. After that, I put my THIEF'S MASK on, if nobody's watching.

If nobody's watching, I pull out my ROPE and CARNIVIROUS PLANT, tying the PLANT's POT to the ceiling somehow, so it's hanging down approximitately infront of the door. I then feed the plant STEROIDS and run for it outside, before it digests it and gets ripped. Hopefully, it'll eat anyone who comes close. This is an attempt.

After that, I pick up my RUNES, FLASK and STAFF, and chuck 'em in my TRAVELER'S BAG, which I also shove my PILLOWCASE into, and head over to the FLOWER SHOP, where I buy myself a CHRYSANTHEMUM because goddamnit I'm being prepared. I also head over to the MONOKUMA SHOP and buy a LIQUID AUTOTURRET, that I shove into my new BAG.

I also flip off the bear running the shop, cos I've seen almost every film involving sharks and they don't end well.

After that, I head over to the closest end of the GLASS WALKWAY, and mess about with my RUNES and STAFF for a bit, trying to... do something, I guess. Maybe magic's real.

After that, it's time for bed.

Alright, get ready for some plans.

First Shop: THIEF SHOP - I buy two THIEF's GOGGLES, and leave one outside the entrance for KIRA to use.
Second Shop: HORROR SHOP - I buy a SKELETON, which I set up in the CINEMA LOBBY, holding a LIQUID AUTOTURRET, that I fill with WATER and CHRYSANTHEMUM PETALS, so it sprays DEZOMBIFIER JUICE. I also buy two lots of FAKE GORE, and cover myself in it.

I also put my BOW on the floor near to the back of the LOBBY, and pocket my HORROR KNIFE.


Start of the night:

Covered in fake gore, I slump against the back wall of the CINEMA LOBBY, and pretend to be dead. Hopefully, the DEZOMBIFIER AUTOTURRET will help deter or possibly defeat any zombies heading this way.

If I hear/sense zombies/someone coming through and close to me, I jump up and attempt to take them by surprise, hacking and slashing with my HORROR KNIFE.

If the jig is up, or it's too quiet, I'll pick myself up, sling the BOW across my back, and attempt to blend in with the zombies, using my knowledge of HORROR FILMS to play the part.

If I come across SANS, while he's not looking I'll surreptiously fire an arrow at him from my BOW, if it's safe enough.

If I come across TRAVIS, I'll try and sneak up behind him before giving him the ol' knifey stabby.

If I come across KIRA, I drop the act and reveal I'm not a zombie, and attempt to have his back, and co-operate with him, the wanker. No backstabs from me.

...I'll defend myself if he attacks me, though. I ain't a fool.

If it comes down to it, and I have to kill zombies to survive, I'll try to take them down using the BOW and the KNIFE if any come too close.