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John Wick
um... hello guys, it's arin's cousin Not Arin I...

Arin tasked me to introduce you all to our higher ups and get things started so um...

I hope you don't mind but I looked at your little, brief info and... googled everything necessary to make a quick sheet beforei t was night

but anyway they SAID YES, oh... crap that's a spoiler...

let¡s' start:

Quote:mr krabs is holding onto it for me
spongeboob squirepin

interview sheet:

Manager's questions: "Are you a sane human being?"
spongeboob: "no"
Manager's reply: "it's a yes from me"

woooow... we got our first joycon everyone! wooooo!

but that's not all... let's introduce our other two joycons...

Quote:extremely good at video games, passionate lover, class clown
steve

interview sheet:

Manager's questions: "Steve, why -are- you so good at videogames?"
steve: "It's only natural, bro. I day this for a living."
Manager's reply: "Get me a pentakill and we'll talk, Steve."

zomg that's a yes! like, of course, getting a pentakill is piss easy for someone like a steve so it's immediate hire...

congratulations steve...

and now let's go to our final introduction... the boy himself...

Quote:Apologies for the censor bar - it's genetic.
Jonas Brother

interview sheet:

Manager's questions: "Mr. Jones, why is there a spoiler bar over your face?"
Jones: "gettyimages.com"
Manager's question 2: "Mr. Jones?"
Jones: "N/A - I only write checks."
Manager's reply: "gettyimages.yes"

and that's all for today...!

Arin will show you all day 2 in... maybe... i dunno...

he will soon okay...? stay tuned...

just wanted to... introduce... our three members... our... joycon...s...

...the ones... anyway... cya...
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Aidan
what the fuck

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