>Use Gungnir's anti-god powers to kill the shit out of Makuta

You POWER BOOST up to the mask, draw back your fist, and punch it really, really hard.

The Infected Hau explodes into a thousand shards, of which none of them actually stab you and potentially provide a plot hook for Makuta slowly coming back over the rest of the adventure. Sorry to disappoint.

Anyhow, now it's raining Bionicle parts. And you!

take the hau shards and start poking them into people on the street with the intention of infecting them into makutas

>Collect the Hau shards and poke them into people

You poke the Hau shards into people, but all it does is make them lethargic and listless. Don't you remember how antidermis works?

That's when you notice a gathering of Matoran celebrating you. They seem to be praising your defeat of Makuta.

DEMAND A FEAST

INFECT THE MATORAN DUH

IF THAT FAILS, DEMAND THE MATORAN START METAMORPHOSING INTO BOHROK

Infect the Matoran with a copy of Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows if possible.

This post was last modified: Aug 16, 2019 at 2:46 PM by Superchao.

>Demand a feast and infect the Matoran

You demand a feast, and are quickly given one. The food tastes remarkably like plastic. Good plastic, though!

While you're at the feast, you attempt to poke the Hau shards into more Matoran, but without any super entertaining effects. You sigh and use your newfound status to tell four of the Matoran to turn into Bohrok, and this they start doing. It's real weird, honestly.

You can hear muffled rapping in the distance.

examine the source of the rapping

>Examine the source of the rapping

You follow the rapping to its origin, and find... the Piraka. All six of them, with a large crowd gathered. Some of the crowd look like they're only here by force, as the Piraka are no longer figures but now full-sized and fully animated.

The actual source of the rapping is Kirika, performing the Piraka Rap loudly into a microphone.

command the newly created bohrok to follow us from now on, just like in the super cool mata nui flash cartoons where after losing their krana the bohrok are obedient robots. i also want to examine the bohrok for their elemental powers and find out just what we've got. additionally, we shoot the shit with the piraka and attempt to figure out where vezon is; he might be the key to getting the only weapon that could potentially defeat an ssj3 obama.

oh and also ask thok if we can take his ice gun and offer a couple of bohrok lackeys as compensation

>Examine the Bohrok

You have one acid Bohrok, one ice Bohrok, one fire Bohrok, and one stone Bohrok. They follow you willingly.

>Chat with the Piraka

You chat with the Piraka, during which you learned that Kirika has taken the stage name of Kiraka to help fit her new musical direction. You also learn that Vezon was last seen heading in the general direction of Lydian Musical Academy, or at least that's what Kirika/Kiraka saw through the dimensional gate that swapped their places.

You also get a CD of their next mixtape.

>Trade Bohrok for ice gun

Thok trades you his ice gun for the ice Bohrok.

Use the power of phonic gain via rap-resonance with the Piraka Kiraka gang to reopen the dimensional gate and make a fast hop over to Lydian.

>Reopen the dimensional gate with phonic gain

You and Kiraka rap as hard as possible, the Piraka providing backup beats, and the dimensional gate opens. Kiraka tells you to make sure Shirabe knows to come down to Metru Nui later!

Hopping through the gate, you find yourself outside of Lydian. Chris and Tsubasa are there, eating pancakes.

Smash their fucking pancakes.

Before revealing that they had been poisoned and you just saved their lives. You'll treat them to more food later.

Then fuckin' EAT THEM

hold up we got our bohrok bros right? i want to name the lehvak john korvosa, the tahnok omicron, and the pahrak superchao 2. i also want to write on them with permenant marker and give them anime girl eyes on their face plates

>Smash their pancakes

You punch their pancakes into the sky. Chris looks utterly heartbroken, while Tsubasa stares at you with lovestruck eyes - she's happy to see her wife-to-be again!

You explain that they were poisoned, earning nods and smiles of approval from Tsubasa. Chris still looks heartbroken.

>Decorate and name your Bohrok bros

Yep, they came through the gate with you. You mark their names and their anime girl eyes on their plates. Omicron seems rather put off by this, but both John Korvosa and Superchao 2 react positively.