#1
Anonymous
i.e. baths or showers? hot or cold water?

I just converted to a cold shower person on a hot day

you probably already know who I am, oh well
#2
Anonymous
i eat my own ass
#3
Anonymous
i cum to wash the stains away
#4
Anonymous
i wait for it to rain and roll around in the puddles
#5
Anonymous
start it hot and turn it cold by the end
#6
Anonymous
#2 I didn't know jules conroy joined minus world
#7
Anonymous
piss
#8
Anonymous
like many US senators once a month on the sabbath day i drink the blood of the covenant and stand outside, unmoving with arms stretched out, basking in the subtle moonlight to rejuvinate my body and cleanse my sins

sometimes i bring a rubber ducky
#9
Anonymous
i used to shower every morning but recently the mold has gotten so bad i only shower twice a week to avoid agitating it more
#10
Anonymous
if the water is not one step below hot enough to inflict physical pain you're doing it wrong
#11
Anonymous
just jump in the goddamn urinal
#12
Anonymous
dump in the urinal? got it
#13
Anonymous
Secret of the Urinal
#14
Anonymous
bidet my asshole til its spotless and nothing else
#15
Anonymous
i frankly dont see the problem with only washing my asshole with a wet paper towel and then a dry one and nothing else. its not like poop comes from my eyes or my feet, so those aren't going to smell on their own. anybody feel me?
#16
Anonymous
personally, i just use axe body spray in lieu of showering. after using axe body spray, i feel scentally delicious and confident. seriously! i recommend the orion scent. homos aren't allowed to use it though, since its only supposed to work for attracting women
#17
Anonymous
there was a kid in my elementary school who would routinely shit in the sinks, to the point where they started requiring a teacher to wait outside the bathroom on bathroom breaks

somehow the sink shitting still happened and he was never caught. his identity remains a mystery

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#18
Anonymous
it was the teacher
#19
Anonymous
#18 is really good at phoenix wright games
#20
Anonymous
#19 fucking sucks

also hi #31, you're gay

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