You might not've known because they're severely unfit for purpose, but Minecraft has a few edible soups and stews.

The most accessible of these is usually Mushroom Stew, crafted like so:

There's also Beetroot Soup, which offers no tactical advantage whatsoever over eating raw beetroot:


Hold on a second. Those bowls are full of liquid. We didn't appear to use any liquid to make this, and yet it's there.

How did it get there? What is it? What does it taste like? Let's talk it out.

My initial impression is that it's the player's sweat, but this only makes sense if the player lives in a hot biome or is standing near a source of heat.

they wring it all out of the ingredients

Am I to believe the mushrooms and beetroot sweat? Is this what you're getting at?

theyre filled with LIQUIDS man..........

why are you asking like you don't know the answer?

Personally,

its probably spit

theres 2 more stews

anyway the answer is piss

the real fucking mind blowing part of this thread is the fact that beetroot soup genuinely confers no advantages over eating a ton of raw beetroot and i had to have someone on an ironic mario forum point it out to me. holy shit

the real fucking mind blowing part of this thread is the fact that beetroot soup genuinely confers no advantages over eating a ton of raw beetroot and i had to have someone on an ironic mario forum point it out to me. holy shit

it’s advantageous if you need to gain 6 hunger points immediately; most of the time you only need to gain one or two though so storing your beetroots like that is probably not a great move and because you need a crafting table to make the soup you’re probably never gonna be prepared enough to need the soup

plus soups dont stack cause if u put the bowls inside each other itd just force all the soup out but you can carry 64 beetroots in one big bundle if you want

Minecraft stevv is like a normal person but able to punch a tree down and stay up forever, so like a super human or @Jetamo

hey where can i join the minus world minecraft server so i can beet myself to death thanks in advance

ok i finally got to see gba's new profile
thats fucking amazing. this is worth its own post

GBA's profile looks good. Draku, you got a little something on yours.

GBA's profile looks good. Draku, you got a little something on yours.

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hey where can i join the minus world minecraft server so i can beet myself to death thanks in advance

update if its not called mine-us world its dead to me

GBA's profile looks good. Draku, you got a little something on yours.

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everyone is cum if you think about it