Poll: who?

Zelmda
12.50%
2
CYG
0%
0
Shygul
6.25%
1
Lulu
31.25%
5
Dia
37.50%
6
Mario
0%
0
Stir
0%
0
Nabs
12.50%
2
Total: 16 vote(s)

whomst is the horniest person on mw

#1
sealelement
you see the thread title.
100% pure gamer 100%
#2
Yrrzy
lulu is an easy winner given the car story
#3
Draku
competition between zelma and lulu

zelma is more active about showing it but lulu's doujin taste reveal made it clear at the very least lulu's got Maximum Secret Horny cornered
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#4
B3ll3
dias had the most sex im pretty sure
#5
sealelement
its not about who had the most sex its about horny energy
#6
sealelement
technically if we're going to get into it then yes the person who is the horniest would have had the most sex. but i do not want to encourage people to get out their shrines of used condoms or whatever the fuck to prove how much sex they've had
100% pure gamer 100%
#7
Aidan
Maybe two finger
#8
Aidan
I mean his name is a sex move
#9
CuteYoshiGirl
Aidan for sure
Horny Lore Dump Incoming:

CYG - Relatively normal until a month ago when she started streaming on reddit and did all of the following:
1. ) Change her pfp to a clevage e-girl pic.
2.) Go on Tinder Adventures and reviewed profiles
3.) Become a Dominatrix
4.) Got lost in the sauce of online dating apps
Shygul - Is the horny version of that one girl you knew in highschool who was very open about liking fucked up shit like decapitations, massive orgies, throw up porn etc. I'm half convinced it's for shock value and that's she's really vanilla as fuck but you draw your own conclusions.
Lulu - LOL. I'm going to let someone else or even better, Lulu explain why she's here.
Dia - Very horny. Very open about being horny and has probably had the most sex out of anyone on this list. Her one detrator is she might not post as often as anyone else on here but she still posts more than some. My favorite Dia horny memory is anytime someone asks if someone would fuck something she usually comes out of nowhere to say "i would". same with Lulu tbh.
Mario - I mean, look, Mario has to be a cuck to keep letting Peach getting kidnapped by Bowser. He knows whats up. That's why he's on this list. Every now and then he will vent about how Peach is up to her usual antics but when he tell him to go fuck the literal 8ft tall space mommy gf in space he refuses too. So maybe Mario would be better placed in "Is this user a cuck or not?"
Stir - Seemingly normal dude. Curly hair. Looks a little bit like Jesus's nephew who's into mechs. That is until you stumble upon is twitter and see his large collection of big tiddy girl porn. Now Stir absolutely cannot be the horniest member because he does not talk to anyone besides a select few people about his fetishes but if there's one thing to know........he loves him so colossal tiddies. like Shadows of the colossus looking ass tiddies. Matter of fact fuck it mans has a problem.
Nabs - Ah yes. Nabber. Now he most defintely cannot be the horniest and the only reason I can say this is because as the man Mario said himself "I don't know if Nabber knows he's horny". Evidence to support this
1. ) Discussion of which actor he would fucked turned into which actors personality do you like this most.
2.) Didn't finish a hentai game I gifted him because the game was boring.
3.) Doesn't find Ema Stone hot.

Finally that brings us to me and in fairness I will also expose myself.
My name is based off lesbian zelda and malon porn i saw when i was little. i usually am the first or 3rd person to take a conversation in the weird horny direction. i've posted porn here multiple times.

Use your knowledge of us and this list to help guide you to the truth....!!!!
#11
Yoshin
Do I have to assert my dominance?
#12
Yoshin

>dias had the most sex im pretty sure

most of that is just me filling a void tbf

>Her one detrator is she might not post as often as anyone else on here

I dont think people want an hourly "hey heres the latest doujin I fapped to the mom's actually a dude and fucks the dad's college son"
(Dec 26, 2020 at 10:53 PM)Yoshin Wrote: >dias had the most sex im pretty sure
most of that is just me filling a void tbf

>Her one detrator is she might not post as often as anyone else on here

I dont think people want an hourly "hey heres the latest doujin I fapped to the mom's actually a dude and fucks the dad's college son"

Filling a void or not, in a community where certain people partake in daily "tfw lonely" "tfw no gf" "tfw no sex" discussions you are killing it. keep it up!
#14
Aidan
(Dec 26, 2020 at 10:53 PM)Yoshin Wrote: most of that is just me filling a void tbf

I'd like to fill someone's void
#15
Aidan
(Dec 27, 2020 at 12:23 AM)Pedigree Wrote: I didn't even make the list. Good shit

My furry scum redemption arc is going well

You're in a committed relationship so it's not called horny, it's called love

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