i got the 2nd dose of the vaccine, ama

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Anonymous
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#2
Anonymous
Did any of your limbs turn scaly yet? Grow a gator tail? Maybe some sharp teeth?
#3
Anonymous
how does it feel to have RFID tags in your bloodstream, liberal
#4
Anonymous
is it true you now have access to 5g wifi at all times
#5
Anonymous
did you get the first dose too
#6
Anonymous

>#5

i know this is probably kyle being a wise ass or whatever but the available vaccines are just 2 of the same vaccine spaced apart. at least moderna and pfizer, as far as i am aware. and yes, this is the second time i've had moderna

>#2, #3, and #4


i have a hard time engaging these sarcastic questions when there are people out there who probably believe all of those things will happen without irony
#7
Anonymous
oops i fucked up formatting that post... whatever
#8
Anonymous
>>4
FREE WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO
#9
Anonymous
Cmon man. It's Amoeba. I just wanna know if I can get a gator tail from this.
#10
Anonymous
looks like you'll have to wait for another vaccine, because this one won't do the trick
#11
Anonymous
what powers did you get
#12
Anonymous
i hope you didn’t sensually moan when they injected you, did you
#13
Anonymous
i didnt get any superpowers but i did sensually moan both times
#14
Anonymous
oh! anon is shygul!
#15
Anonymous
shy literally said she wouldn’t be taking the vaccine, try again
#16
Anonymous
wait what? why the fuck would shy not take the vaccine? fucking spill the deets
#17
Anonymous
she just doesn’t trust it, is all
#18
Anonymous
I think it was because she thought this vaccine was rushed to market due to the pandemic and would rather wait for a better tested one
#19
Anonymous
thought she would kill for the chance to get stabbed by needles
#20
Anonymous
yeah but these needles don't have battery acid so she's not into it
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