I don't think I've done an all-nighter in like 10 years lol

Join Johnny Knoxville and Sean Evans in their new YouTube series: Pepper Pokers

Faith o' begorrah, I stuck me eggplant in a shamrock shake. Call me green willy

Other potential food candidates for sticking your eggplant into: 1. Bean burrito 2. Soft pretzel 3. Large dome of jello 4. Swiss cheese wheel 5. An actual eggplant (hole cut out)

That didn't make any sense in hindsight but I'm standing by it

The only baldur I need is a balduram up my ass

I'd be fine with turning into an animal temporarily, just not the in-between part where my bones turn into jelly or whatever

I don't want to turn into an animal, it looks like it would feel weird while it was happening

Tbh I'm probably more like Beastie Boy but his power is gross

I'd rather eat the donut

Taco Bell cravings box was the last bastion of fast food affordability, now it too has succumbed to .99 disease

The $4 biggie bag is like $5.99 now and they still call it the $4 biggie bag lol

(Apr 26, 2024 at 1:15 PM)T-man Wrote: (Apr 26, 2024 at 1:03 PM)Spritanium Wrote: McDonald's is an anomaly nowadays, the menu has been stripped down to like 5 items and they're all sold for steakho...

The Split was only a dramatic event because the mfgg admins spent the previous few months checking off a bucket list of pseudo-fascist power fantasies in an attempt to deal with the problem of "people...

McDonald's is an anomaly nowadays, the menu has been stripped down to like 5 items and they're all sold for steakhouse prices. This shake probably costs like $6.99

Honestly I think a 2000s poster could be overwhelmed by anything involving AI image/video generation. It would just be straight up wizardry to them

(Apr 25, 2024 at 1:49 PM)T-man Wrote: (Apr 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM)Spritanium Wrote: Honestly I don't remember anything about anybody on mfgg, but I wish I could travel back in time and expose them to...

It can't be understated how much worse everything got when Ronald Reagan was elected

Very cool

Typically Robin is a little orphan boy who distracts gunfire while batman is sneaking around, so it's interesting to see him in a leadership position

Honestly I don't remember anything about anybody on mfgg, but I wish I could travel back in time and expose them to 2020s shitposting

This is my "bought a McMansion in 1990 for $150,000" face

I think we as a society tend to underestimate how every year since 2008 has sucked. 2020 was shocking but it wasn't really a massive change, it was more like the system we'd gotten lucky with for 40 y...

I would pick waterbending and use it exclusively to jet ski without a boat

Pixels really are a vibe and it's really funny that the screens are too HD to actually see them so we need to just blow everything up 500% to look at the pretty sharp edges