My name is the Grinch, and I think you should know
I'm really not fond of these lights and this snow.
I took a quick break from my atheist vlogs
To create an account and make mad monologues.
The internet should be a haven for me,
Devoid of all merriment and revelry.
So imagine how shocked I was, shuddering, stunned,
When I came across this place, all festive and fun!
Go ahead! Place my name on a list titled 'naughty'!
This holiday shtick is so boring and gaudy!
With your sickening stripes, white bands mixed up with red,
You gave me a migraine, a pain in my head!
So here I am, Minus World, able and willing
To spread Christmas fear, and some holiday killing.
Do you have what it takes? Can you size up my heart?
Or will Minus World's Christmas be torn all apart?
I'm really not fond of these lights and this snow.
I took a quick break from my atheist vlogs
To create an account and make mad monologues.
The internet should be a haven for me,
Devoid of all merriment and revelry.
So imagine how shocked I was, shuddering, stunned,
When I came across this place, all festive and fun!
Go ahead! Place my name on a list titled 'naughty'!
This holiday shtick is so boring and gaudy!
With your sickening stripes, white bands mixed up with red,
You gave me a migraine, a pain in my head!
So here I am, Minus World, able and willing
To spread Christmas fear, and some holiday killing.
Do you have what it takes? Can you size up my heart?
Or will Minus World's Christmas be torn all apart?