This post was last modified: Aug 3, 2018 at 10:37 PM by El Negro.

HAAHA WHAZZUP GUUUUYS WELCome to my new brand videooooo!

TODAY we're going to review THOTS... or are we?

Alright so today's THOT SUGGESTIONS are brought to you by SNUFFERIN, DRAKU, FUN WITH DESPAIR, AIDAN AND SUPERCHAOOOooOoOoOo


Let's start in ORDER, shall we? Alright LET'S TAKE A LOOK!

Quote:MIKE TYSON


Voiced by MIKE TYSON herself MIKE TYSON is en epic wrestler boxing from the ages of 1916, beating people like Big Mac's trainer and others! He's became mostly famous for his ultimate appearance in THE SIMPSONS back when they were GOOD! (REMEMBER THAT?!?!)



Those eyes, that stare. Truly epic. Way too epic, in fact... you can count how many women Mike Tyson has been with.

That's right. It's the same number as your mom's expired credit card.

THAT'S WHY MIKE TYSON IS A THOOOOOOOOOT END OF STORY.

Quote:MIKOKO SAKIZAKI


MIKOKO SAKIZAKI IS THE DAUGHTer of JOTARO KUJO we all know him right? SO she's a woman (ugly as fuck but respect women) with brown hair and a terrible fucking face large mouth and joker lips. SHE's 20.



Ah, yes. The before and after, truly a change. Sadly... I gotta admit something. Mikoko Sakizaki is ugly as fuck, but...

...her personality is pretty shitty, constantly wanting to fuck the protagonist. THAT'S WHY

A THOT WAS DETECTED. Bad juju.

Quote:SOPHIE


SOPHIE IS- wait she's DEAD? FUG. SPOILERS.

DEAD THOTS CAN'T COME BACK TO LIFE. KNOWN FACT.

Quote:NISHIO


Nishio is... actually who the fuck is she? She only appears in one episode and has a single line of dialogue goddamnit.



By pure looks though... hmMMMMM, she's smug, very smug, but doesn't LOOK like a thot.

SAFE FROM THE THOT CURSE. Dracuck got one right.

Quote:FUN WITH DESPAIR's EX-WIFE.


Long time ago, a man called a cuck by some got a girlfriend and uncucked himself. But things started getting heavy when she started yelling "I'm the mastermind" in bed and right at his ear. FWD was never the same since.


(note, the above is a picture of his wife's mother, Monokuma.)

She's stunning. With great eyes, a great gun, and impressive looks. Now, for his ex-wife, nah.

real thot for a real cuck get owned...

Quote:LITERALLY ANY GIRL FROM WWE RAW


CASH CASH MONEY THOT, but because this was short, simple and fast... let's review who's not a thot.

RANDY ORTON


You expected John Cena? TOO BAD HE'S FROM SMACKDOWN. Randal Keith Orton es un luchador profesional estadounidense que WAIT SHIT THAT'S SPANISH WIKIPEDIA, he's a boy who wrestle for money.



Muscles? Check. Looks? Check. Big bald Vin Diesel head? Check.

THOT SLAYER, NOT A THOT. RKO on them thots.

And last but not least...

Quote:METROID


METROID is a girl from a metroidvania first appeared in metroid: optimus prime, she wears a suit that she calls daddy and has a smokin hot body.



BUT WE'RE NOT COUNTING THAT SMOKIN HOT B ODY! armor only, true metroid. She knows the art of CQC, how to train your dragon and basically flex the fuck out of a new rolls royce in space.

NOT A THOT, SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU SAY SHE IS. Truly an unexpected miracle.

haha that was it for now guys, remember to lik- WAIT WE HAVE A LASST ONE.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Quote:SHITPOSTBOT


Created by MARK ZUCKERBERG, Shitpostbot is a bot who posts random pictures generated by a community...



BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT! IT'S CONTROLLED BY A GREATER SOUL, AND THAT COUNTS AS A LIE.

SHITPOSTBOT MORE LIKE SHITPOSTTHOT

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