it's just going into threads and honking what do we do about this menace

I know right. The fucker keeps trying to put my rake in the lake too

I think we need to do an extreme course of action which is to walk up to it, take away whatever it has in its bill, and then walk away back to our predictable patrol routes. The goose should learn its lesson then

honk

honque

Did the goose actually submit?

hjönk