"Who died?" you all ask. Well, I'm about to tell you.

@"StirlADrei" has been found dead in the Gun Armory.

They were the Ultimate Silent Guy [Good]

Abilities
+You gain the ability to smell cowards' blood; players who do not attempt or submit overly safe attempts become easier and easier for you to track down with each night they fail to submit a murder plan. This ability is based on your sense of smell, however, and can be disrupted
-Cannot steal from other players
-If you see piss you can't help but give it a good whiff
+Gain one property from anything you ingest, duration is based on size

Case File
- Blood and guts splatter the walls of the Gun Armory
- Drei's body has been blown apart at the waist
- The donkey is missing
- The cow in the Hall of Mirrors has been relocated to the Surveillance Room
- There is a Polaroid photo laying in the gore of the Gun Armory. It is a self shot of Jerry holding a gun up to Drei's head. Jerry is smiling.
- The Bathroom floor has been covered in feces.
- There is a poo stain on the couch in the Movie Archive

MAP

Room Descriptions: Show

Storage Room: Storage for various items
Anime Doll Room: Has a bunch of those cheap IKEA shelves lined to the brim with every piece of anime merch you can imagine
Gun Armory: Walls are lined with every type of firearm imaginable from full auto assault rifles to muskets to bazookas to pistols
Hall of Mirrors: A big hall of funhouse mirrors that players can get trapped in. Has a hidden control console in a small alcove that's locked away that can be used to reconfigure the maze of mirrors
MAN CAVE: A MAN CAVE plastered with guy stuff like sports teams and action movie posters, with a leather sectional couch, a Pac-Man machine, a big TV, and an Xbox One with Call of Duty, and a beer fridge
Dairy Farm: Room contains three cows, all ready to be milked. They have some food and there is equipment to care for them.
Train Room: This room is utterly filled to the brim with model trains on model tracks, to the point where it's difficult to walk through the room without tripping over a power cable or train track
Bad Dragon Room: Oh no
Rock Climbing Room: Walls contain some rocks suitable for climbing. There is some gear laying around too.
Surveillance Room: Allows access to surveillance camera footage.
Garden: The floor is covered with grass. There are patches of flowers and some bushes.
Donkey Stable: A donkey is tied up to one of the walls. He has food, water, and air conditioning.
Nut Button: Inside this small room is a podium with a button that loudly says "NUT" when pressed.
Stairs: There is only one floor so they don't go anywhere.
Movie Archive: Contains shelves stacked with every DVD or Blu-Ray you could possibly think of, and two small DVD/Blu Ray player and TV setups for testing movies
Bathroom: time to take a piss
Elevator: There is only one floor so it doesn't go anywhere.
Twister Mat: Wall to wall is a mat for the game Twister
Karaoke Room: It's set up with an old CRT TV and Karaoke machine. Sing the hits with your friends and get scored by the GM!
Stomach: The interior digestive tract of a large unidentified being. Must be swallowed whole to enter. Must be shit out to exit.
Arm Armory: Walls are lined with several prosthetic arms.
Bone Mower: A small shaft full of exposed blades and gears
Bathroom 2: A bathroom consisting of a sink to wash your hands and one extremely long urinal. Please do not shit in the urinal

Living Participants
@Yrrzy
@Goose
@Two_Finger
@sealelement
@Suburban Palpatine

Voting will end Friday at 10pm EDT (That's 20 hours from the time this post went up)

alright my ace detectives i only sent a lame ass shitpost submission to see what kyle would do with it so here's all i got

i lay in bed dreaming about the duke nukem trilogy E3 announcement from e3 2008
then i get rudely awoken by the goose honks
and i am then forced to drink a glass of milk?
and then the goose honks more and then falls asleep on the floor next to me.
i fall back asleep. i guess the milk was nice. thanks goose. you bitch

okay, so i know jerry's polaroid says that he has a gun up to drei's head, but does drei actually have a gunshot wound on his head, or is it just the blown apart at the waist? additionally, can we examine the wound to see if the blown apart was maybe from gunfire, or from something he swallowed that exploded, or at least approximate?

hey i know this is a triple post but what the fuck thats not "sensing who's innocent" at all what the fuck

This post was last modified: Oct 11, 2019 at 5:51 AM by Elyk.

okay, so i know jerry's polaroid says that he has a gun up to drei's head, but does drei actually have a gunshot wound on his head, or is it just the blown apart at the waist? additionally, can we examine the wound to see if the blown apart was maybe from gunfire, or from something he swallowed that exploded, or at least approximate?

There is a gunshot wound on Drei's head. You peek inside and see a bullet lodged into his brain.

His body was torn apart by an explosion. It does not appear to be an internal one.

all right gang. well, i'd like to suggest that if nothing else we can meme lynch the goose, in honor of drei's memory

i would also like to suggest the possibility that multiple people attempted on drei, and that one player pulled off their kill, while the other player just attacked a lifeless corpse. my reasoning for this is the previous case

idk why you believe drei's role as he wrote it

Went to the train room uneventfully to check on my cargo
heard NUT
went to the dairy farm and tried to kill the goose (failed)
donkey and goose got scared into the train room
went through the donkey room to drei's room (he was just leaving)
I pissed on his bed
went to surveillance room where two fing tried to kill me with glass
except then he just punched me out with an inhuman hand
i woke up covered in piss and walked back to my room, overhearing an explosion

honk

A mennacing NUT shocks me awake. Pass the void plapatine's and geroge's rooms. I enter The Hall. I take my cow. The Goose honks at an ass. Cameras, with cow. Goose in Hall with Ass. Drei in Stomach. Plapatine in RCR. Yrr in Drei's room. Seal sleeping in bed.
Cow sick. Needs care. Ignore it. Yrr enters. I attack. Attack fails. Punch. Out cold. God I need to piss.
Check cameras. Yrr camera room. Seal bed. Other cameras offline. Yrr is rousing. Sneak out. In The Hall. Hear gunshot. George's room. Palpatine's room. My room. Sleep

@Elyk what's the state of the gun armory? can we tell the nature of the explosion?

@Elyk what's the state of the gun armory? can we tell the nature of the explosion?

The explosion occurred in front of the wall containing hand guns. It doesn't seem to have been a particularly powerful one, just enough to blow apart Drei or destroy a weak wall. Several of the handguns are on the ground, knocked off their mountings. One handgun is on the floor on the opposite side of the room. You piece what you can back together of Drei and find that the explosion was centered on his lower back.