>game says press A to start
>press B
>matress has do not remove tag
>remove it
>tv show says stay tuned for more
>change channels
>fast food cashier asks if I want to make it a combo
>say no
>I really wanted a combo
> Order Coffee
> Girl says “Have a good day”
> Day was only mediocre at best
>leave phone plugged in to charge overnight
>wake up to find the charger stopped working
>phone still at 2%
>building's door says EXIT
>enter it
>Delivery guy says "enjoy the food"
>Respond with "You too!" before closing the door
>He has no food with which to enjoy himself
>sees joker thread
>replies with a mild inconvenience instead of an act against society
>toilet paper roll says 'cut here'
>keep going instead
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