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J. K. Rowling
Dec 2, 2019 at 12:59 AM
Hello everyone! I'm pleased to announce that I have a brand new and original story to surpass even Harry Potter and more!
What's even better... I've based it around Minus World!
With the co-operation of FanFic Maker, we've come up with a great story for the good boys and girls.
We hope you enjoy it! There was a lot of pressing F5 to get a better story generated inspiration on this one!
Can someone pass me a beer?
What's even better... I've based it around Minus World!
With the co-operation of FanFic Maker, we've come up with a great story for the good boys and girls.
We hope you enjoy it! There was a lot of pressing F5 to get a better story generated inspiration on this one!
Click me to read! WARNING - Cursed:
Fun With Despair 6: The Revenage of Gato
- by J.K. Rowling.
A long time ago in a galaxy very distant....
Today was the day of the big Working on Killing Games contest.
The world championship!
Fun With Despair and Draku had made it into the final after a intensive competition which Fun With
Despair won easily.
"I am really proud of you Fun With Despair! You were amazing!", said Kyle.
"You too Draku you were also reasonable. "
"Gosh thanks Kyle" said Draku
Fun With Despair was still practicing Working on Killing Games as they walked along. They were taking a tour of the Working on Killing Games-ing Arena to prepare for the big day tomorrow.
"Oh, look who it is, its the pathetic Fun With Despair and his pathetic friends. Your all pathetic! "
It was Gato!
"What are you doing here Gato?" Fun With Despair said gruffly.
"Why I am here for the contest."
"Wahhhhaa?" said Draku and Kyle.
"Yes I am taking part. I am going to win the world Working on Killing Games medal and there's nothing you pathetic people can do to stop me! "
With that Gato marched off.
"Gato is taking part in the contest! I didn't know he even did it."
"He didn't. He must have learnt over the summer" said Fun With Despair "But....why?" he then queried quizzically.
"I dont know" said Draku ignorantly. He didn't know Fun With Despair was asking a rectangular question.
"I guess we will find out tomorrow"
With that they all went back to their rooms in the arena's hotel.
(Fade out)
In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.
But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.
Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.
"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.
"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."
"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do - other then kill myself of course."
"Don't worry Fun With Despair, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, Gato. I will always be in the dark for you too"
With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of kissing and nighttime joys.
The next day, Fun With Despair was day dreaming.
...
Kyle snapped him out of it by bursting into his room.
"Fun With Despair! The contest starts soon! Your late! Draku and Gato have already changed into their Working on Killing Gamesing kits! "
"Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "
Fun With Despair got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.
The audience was already there and he got a big appose as he entered.
"oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" Gato sneered.
At that moment Fun With Despair realized he had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. Gato must have drugged him while they were talking the other day.
It was too late to do anything about it though. Hehad to hope there was no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.
Gato grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting ak-47 and the contest had begun!
Draku took the early lead, but Fun With Despair quickly caught up with the Working on Killing Gamesing. Draku was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest.
Gato was relaxed though - barely Working on Killing Gamesing at all!
"Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying"
"And why does he care anyway? He always said Working on Killing Games was stupid "
"I know, somethings not right" said Fun With Despair while pulling of a particularly difficult Working on Killing Games move.
Just then disaster striked!
There was a loud bang BANG! and Draku collapsed.
Fun With Despair Working on Killing Gamesed backwards for a bit.
"Draku! Are you ok?"
"urg...sabotage..." Draku collapsed.
"Who did it? Who...?"
Gato grinned.
"WHO???"
Just then the gong went. It was half-time.
For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Fun With Despair wondered why. Fun With Despair turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).
Then the explanation - Gato was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way.
Fun With Despairs soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.
In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.
Gato turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Fun With Despair was no longer transfixiated by Gato.
Fortunately no one else had noticed.
As Draku was carried taken to hospital by stegosaurus, Fun With Despair and Kyle retired to the locker room.
Gato was already there, still grinning.
"Oh what a shame. Draku isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Gato sniggered again.
With that Gato left out the backdoor.
"Gosh darn-it" Kyle said. "Gato drives me mad! "
"You know, I think he had something to do with Drakus accident "
Fun With Despair was thinking. hard.
"Gato is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil"
"That means..." said Kyle, his slow cogs working.
"...He wants to come second!" said Fun With Despair, thinkingly.
"Do you think thats..."
"....because he wants the second prize medal!" said Fun With Despair, winning again.
"It must be because the second prize is really shitty"
"Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly shitty"
"That explains why someone would want to become second!"
"Exactly!"
"So we have to beat Gato by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! "
"I know" said Fun With Despair. "I am not sure I know how"
"You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!"
"No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!"
"Me?" said Kyle, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do Working on Killing Games?
"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!"
"Ok Fun With Despair, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"
Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the Working on Killing Games contest had begun!
Some time later in their secret hide-away ;
"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"
"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"
"Do you think anyone spotted us?"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
T-Man emerged from the shadows of the darkness.
"I know everything" he said.
Fun With Despair and Gato gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!
"I dont love Gato like you do" said T-Man "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Gato spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."
Fun With Despair breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.
"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Gato relieved.
T-Man was happy, and Fun With Despair and Gato thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but T-Man and themselves ever knowing.
Kyle and Fun With Despair stepped into the arena again.
The tension was high, like a giraffe, high.
Fun With Despair could feel it.KYLE COULD FEEl it.Gato could feel it. The crowd could feel it.
This contest was about to get real!
"Good luck" said Gato snearingly at them.
"Maybe you will even win" he said while laughing manically.
"I know what your upto ...and that's why Kyle is also going to compete! You will never come second Gato!"
"Yes, that right I am competing!" said Kyle while climbing into his Working on Killing Games-ing outfit.(getting dressed behind a screen out of view, of course!)
"It doesn't matter you will still lose"
"You mean he will come second?"
"Yes. At coming second. He will lose at coming second."
"NEVER" screamed Kyle! Just as the starters chainsaw went of.
With that everyone started Working on Killing Games-ing frantically.This went on for the normal 4 hours. It was a tight contest, the crowd was on the edge of their seats. Gato and Kyle were sweating oceans of wetness.
It was getting near the end now and Gato could see he was losing. Suddenly he whipped out his lazergun and used it on Kyle at point blank range.
"ARGGHHhhhh"
Kyle collapsed. It was only a mild blow but it was enough to put him out of the contest.
Fun With Despair rushed back.
"Are you ok!?!"
"No"
"Oh"
"You have to come second. Its our only hope now"
Fun With Despair turned to the contest judge but they had been looking the other way and saw nothing.
"Ha! See you cant defeat my cunning!" said Gato.
"No I'll beat you! I beat you good like a song with a good beat like A Whole New World!" said Fun With Despair who was starting to do Working on Killing Games again frantically.
"Thats not a good song" said Gato who was right.
"I'll beat you anyway"
"Wont"
"Will"
"Wont"
They argued as they Working on Killing Gamesed, and the crowd was still on the edge of their seats.
Suddenly Fun With Despair slowed down!
"Ha!" said Gato triumphantly....as he went past the finish line!
"I've won I've won!! I've won the world Working on Killing Gamesing champion contest!"
"Yes. And I've...come second" said Fun With Despair.
"What.....NOOOO......you tricked me into winning!" said Gato upset.
But it was too late Gato got the first prize award and Fun With Despair got the second place award...which was really shitty!
Gato left the arena with his first prize sad and depressed to go back alone to his basement.Fun With Despair triumphant took the second place prize.....the first he had ever got.....and run held it up to the crowd who cheered like mad but they didn't really know why.
-The End
- by J.K. Rowling.
A long time ago in a galaxy very distant....
Today was the day of the big Working on Killing Games contest.
The world championship!
Fun With Despair and Draku had made it into the final after a intensive competition which Fun With
Despair won easily.
"I am really proud of you Fun With Despair! You were amazing!", said Kyle.
"You too Draku you were also reasonable. "
"Gosh thanks Kyle" said Draku
Fun With Despair was still practicing Working on Killing Games as they walked along. They were taking a tour of the Working on Killing Games-ing Arena to prepare for the big day tomorrow.
"Oh, look who it is, its the pathetic Fun With Despair and his pathetic friends. Your all pathetic! "
It was Gato!
"What are you doing here Gato?" Fun With Despair said gruffly.
"Why I am here for the contest."
"Wahhhhaa?" said Draku and Kyle.
"Yes I am taking part. I am going to win the world Working on Killing Games medal and there's nothing you pathetic people can do to stop me! "
With that Gato marched off.
"Gato is taking part in the contest! I didn't know he even did it."
"He didn't. He must have learnt over the summer" said Fun With Despair "But....why?" he then queried quizzically.
"I dont know" said Draku ignorantly. He didn't know Fun With Despair was asking a rectangular question.
"I guess we will find out tomorrow"
With that they all went back to their rooms in the arena's hotel.
(Fade out)
In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.
But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.
Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.
"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.
"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."
"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do - other then kill myself of course."
"Don't worry Fun With Despair, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, Gato. I will always be in the dark for you too"
With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of kissing and nighttime joys.
The next day, Fun With Despair was day dreaming.
...
Kyle snapped him out of it by bursting into his room.
"Fun With Despair! The contest starts soon! Your late! Draku and Gato have already changed into their Working on Killing Gamesing kits! "
"Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "
Fun With Despair got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.
The audience was already there and he got a big appose as he entered.
"oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" Gato sneered.
At that moment Fun With Despair realized he had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. Gato must have drugged him while they were talking the other day.
It was too late to do anything about it though. Hehad to hope there was no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.
Gato grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting ak-47 and the contest had begun!
Draku took the early lead, but Fun With Despair quickly caught up with the Working on Killing Gamesing. Draku was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest.
Gato was relaxed though - barely Working on Killing Gamesing at all!
"Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying"
"And why does he care anyway? He always said Working on Killing Games was stupid "
"I know, somethings not right" said Fun With Despair while pulling of a particularly difficult Working on Killing Games move.
Just then disaster striked!
There was a loud bang BANG! and Draku collapsed.
Fun With Despair Working on Killing Gamesed backwards for a bit.
"Draku! Are you ok?"
"urg...sabotage..." Draku collapsed.
"Who did it? Who...?"
Gato grinned.
"WHO???"
Just then the gong went. It was half-time.
For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Fun With Despair wondered why. Fun With Despair turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).
Then the explanation - Gato was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way.
Fun With Despairs soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.
In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.
Gato turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Fun With Despair was no longer transfixiated by Gato.
Fortunately no one else had noticed.
As Draku was carried taken to hospital by stegosaurus, Fun With Despair and Kyle retired to the locker room.
Gato was already there, still grinning.
"Oh what a shame. Draku isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Gato sniggered again.
With that Gato left out the backdoor.
"Gosh darn-it" Kyle said. "Gato drives me mad! "
"You know, I think he had something to do with Drakus accident "
Fun With Despair was thinking. hard.
"Gato is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil"
"That means..." said Kyle, his slow cogs working.
"...He wants to come second!" said Fun With Despair, thinkingly.
"Do you think thats..."
"....because he wants the second prize medal!" said Fun With Despair, winning again.
"It must be because the second prize is really shitty"
"Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly shitty"
"That explains why someone would want to become second!"
"Exactly!"
"So we have to beat Gato by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! "
"I know" said Fun With Despair. "I am not sure I know how"
"You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!"
"No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!"
"Me?" said Kyle, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do Working on Killing Games?
"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!"
"Ok Fun With Despair, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"
Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the Working on Killing Games contest had begun!
Some time later in their secret hide-away ;
"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"
"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"
"Do you think anyone spotted us?"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
T-Man emerged from the shadows of the darkness.
"I know everything" he said.
Fun With Despair and Gato gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!
"I dont love Gato like you do" said T-Man "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Gato spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."
Fun With Despair breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.
"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Gato relieved.
T-Man was happy, and Fun With Despair and Gato thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but T-Man and themselves ever knowing.
Kyle and Fun With Despair stepped into the arena again.
The tension was high, like a giraffe, high.
Fun With Despair could feel it.KYLE COULD FEEl it.Gato could feel it. The crowd could feel it.
This contest was about to get real!
"Good luck" said Gato snearingly at them.
"Maybe you will even win" he said while laughing manically.
"I know what your upto ...and that's why Kyle is also going to compete! You will never come second Gato!"
"Yes, that right I am competing!" said Kyle while climbing into his Working on Killing Games-ing outfit.(getting dressed behind a screen out of view, of course!)
"It doesn't matter you will still lose"
"You mean he will come second?"
"Yes. At coming second. He will lose at coming second."
"NEVER" screamed Kyle! Just as the starters chainsaw went of.
With that everyone started Working on Killing Games-ing frantically.This went on for the normal 4 hours. It was a tight contest, the crowd was on the edge of their seats. Gato and Kyle were sweating oceans of wetness.
It was getting near the end now and Gato could see he was losing. Suddenly he whipped out his lazergun and used it on Kyle at point blank range.
"ARGGHHhhhh"
Kyle collapsed. It was only a mild blow but it was enough to put him out of the contest.
Fun With Despair rushed back.
"Are you ok!?!"
"No"
"Oh"
"You have to come second. Its our only hope now"
Fun With Despair turned to the contest judge but they had been looking the other way and saw nothing.
"Ha! See you cant defeat my cunning!" said Gato.
"No I'll beat you! I beat you good like a song with a good beat like A Whole New World!" said Fun With Despair who was starting to do Working on Killing Games again frantically.
"Thats not a good song" said Gato who was right.
"I'll beat you anyway"
"Wont"
"Will"
"Wont"
They argued as they Working on Killing Gamesed, and the crowd was still on the edge of their seats.
Suddenly Fun With Despair slowed down!
"Ha!" said Gato triumphantly....as he went past the finish line!
"I've won I've won!! I've won the world Working on Killing Gamesing champion contest!"
"Yes. And I've...come second" said Fun With Despair.
"What.....NOOOO......you tricked me into winning!" said Gato upset.
But it was too late Gato got the first prize award and Fun With Despair got the second place award...which was really shitty!
Gato left the arena with his first prize sad and depressed to go back alone to his basement.Fun With Despair triumphant took the second place prize.....the first he had ever got.....and run held it up to the crowd who cheered like mad but they didn't really know why.
-The End
Can someone pass me a beer?
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