This post was last modified: Sep 8, 2020 at 8:13 PM by Wilfred Warlord.

Greetings! Welcome to Cats Above Triumph.

You may refer to me as WILFRED WARLORD (must be typed in caps), and I'm not just that Weird Fucking Cat that lurks around the place. I'm something more.

I, along with my team of feline experts, have been watching all of you. We even made a few threads of our own to see how you'd react.

Now it's all clear to us: You really like pets. You greatly appreciate the dog's work. And yet, deep down, you want more.

But there's a problem. Have you noticed?

He avoids posting other animals. He says he has run out of dogs, but there's so much more to see. Cats, birds, snakes. The bravest humans keep ants as pets.

This is an injustice, but we can't punish the perished. What we can and will do, however, is continue posting. But enough about us.

We present the russian blue cat. They're usually quiet and love climbing, but they're not blue.

They're the color that Nyan Cat is. See this thing? It's a Russian Blue.


You can find a Russian Blue in the home of Life of Boris. His name is Artyom. Wish him a happy belated birthday!


And he's got a crowbar! The most versatile tool in the world!

Let's check out some crow... uh, cats. Cats!

Wooden Blue


Screaming Blue


Winking Blue


Mirror Blue


Very Blue


Guardian Blue


Trampoline Blue


Grass Blue not to be confused with Bluegrass


Staring Blue


Formal Blue


Sleeping Blue


Empty Blue


Shoulder-Mounted Blue


Blep Blue


Secretive Blue


~ BONUS ~
Sleeping Cats


They appear to rest, but we have just awoken.

No...! What have you done to him?!

i like cats better than dogs but this is out of line

You're all mean! MEAN!

(POST MADE BY WILFRED WARLORD I OWN NOTHING.)

...here's the text.

Greetings!

You may refer to me as WILFRED WARLORD (must be typed in caps), and I'm not just that Weird Fucking Cat that lurks around the place. I'm something more.

I, along with my team of feline experts, have been watching all of you. We even made a few threads of our own to see how you'd react.

Now it's all clear to us: You really like pets. You greatly appreciate the dog's work. And yet, deep down, you want more.

But there's a problem. Have you noticed?

He avoids posting other animals. He says he has run out of dogs, but there's so much more to see. Cats, birds, snakes. The bravest humans keep ants as pets.

This is an injustice, but we can't punish the perished. What we can and will do, however, is continue posting. But enough about us.

We present the russian blue cat. They're usually quiet and love climbing, but they're not blue.

They're the color that Nyan Cat is. See this thing? It's a Russian Blue.


You can find a Russian Blue in the home of Life of Boris. His name is Artyom. Wish him a happy belated birthday!


And he's got a crowbar! The most versatile tool in the world!

Let's check out some crow... uh, cats. Cats!