Like the title says, give out reasons as to why you're gay. If you're not gay, give reasons as to why you're homosexual. If you're not homosexual, give out reasons as to why you're any other sexual.

I'll start.

My parents kept pushing the idea of being with a girl a lot of the time (as well as my grandparents) so I kept rolling with it and trying to flirt with girls to no avail, also ruining a few other chances that popped up here and there.

Eventually, I discovered the internet, and some guy hit on me and... everything proceeded naturally. That's how I turned gay. Not really fully gay though, porn and hentai are both still bangers. I'd say I'm like... bisexual or pansexual, not really all that sure, I just like people that make me happy.

Never had a physical romantic relationship though; if I did, it must've lasted really short or sucked real hard.

ps: don't tell my parents

i am asexual because humans are gross

there isn't really any special reason, I've always liked girls, and then I also found out I was trans, but I was still thinking girls are super good (I mean, I had my girlfriend from before I discovered I was trans, and I was still dating her afterwards too)

Well, in the end, I'm pretty sure I'm bi/pan, because guys are also good, but yeah, always liked girls

im gay because i like dick

In middle school there were a few girls I thought were cute, but I could never bring myself to make a move. One girl even hit on me and I was too airheaded to fully process it when it was relevant. From what I heard later, that was probably good on my part.

Was definitely straight then, remained straight for years until I was gaming with someone as usual and... something snapped. I started thinking things like "I wanna get closer to this person. Wait, he's a guy. Also he's not in driving distance. Am I really okay with this?"

Took me a couple weeks to think about it and decide that yes, I was okay with this. It was worth it.

anyway I too will say I'm bi/pan because yuri cute and more likely to find girls hot, but being called gay is funnier, y'know?

girls cute
boys cute

girls cute
boys cute

the truth of the world

I am heterosexual because I watched gay porn a couple times and just one don't really like dicks, two don't like dudes, three don't want anything going in my ass but as a heterosexual I make sure that the gay homies are not treated differently in the zoom call function.

idk i was probably hit by cosmic rays or some shit

idk i was probably hit by cosmic rays or some shit

grimer backwards is remirgay

idk i was probably hit by cosmic rays or some shit

grimer backwards is remirgay

is grimer an ultra beast?

girls

I am heterosexual because I watched gay porn a couple times and just one don't really like dicks, two don't like dudes, three don't want anything going in my ass but as a heterosexual I make sure that the gay homies are not treated differently in the zoom call function.

isnt it kinda gay to like girls though? think about it, when you kiss a girl you're also kissing all the guys that she kissed before you. thats hella gay bro

I am heterosexual because I watched gay porn a couple times and just one don't really like dicks, two don't like dudes, three don't want anything going in my ass but as a heterosexual I make sure that the gay homies are not treated differently in the zoom call function.

isnt it kinda gay to like girls though? think about it, when you kiss a girl you're also kissing all the guys that she kissed before you. thats hella gay bro

if you have a gf and you nut in her mouth or eat her pussy you're basically frenching your own dick/multiple other dicks at once. so really what is straight and what is gay? is being straight only neutral gay??? would you drink your own nut if it meant you weren't lawful or chaotic gay? only one way to find out.

Vert upload a vid of you drinking your own nut titled "My review of Shin Megami Tensei IV"

Vert upload a vid of you drinking your own nut titled "My review of Shin Megami Tensei IV"

can't, i'm edging for v

where the fuck is it atlus