This post was last modified: Oct 1, 2021 at 2:02 PM by Merasmokuma.

Foolish mortals! You have now entered the domain of MERASMUS! THE MAGICIAN! AND NOW YOU WILL FACE MY W...


wh...soft tummy...p..pawpads? Ah.. It appears I have been transformed into some sort of...black and white bear..


No matter! This form is still well equipped for violence! Gaze upon my mighty 2 inch claws, and despair! DESPAIR!


And besides the claws, I have a dubious, devious game laid out for you! A game of trickery and death! And you must play it!


Please? Everyone else cancelled on me for game night.

Anyway, behold the map!

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Rooms:
Spawn Rooms: marked with RED and BLU borders, this is where all players will sleep.

Mansion Foyer: a large area full of ornate furniture, a cobblestone fireplace, and more animal rugs than you can imagine. (Easily 3, maybe 4 animal rugs.)

Parlor: Where they used to do things before the living room was invented. Many fancy chairs, end tables, and yet another fireplace, but this one has a flatscreen TV mounted in front of where the fire would normally go.

Hall: Invented by John Hall in 1482, this room is actually not a room so much as it is a connection between other rooms.

Library: Books! If you could read, this would be a great place to hang out. Also furnished with plush couches, sliding ladders to access books on taller shelves, and oil lamps.

Point One/Point Two: Legends say that in the 1960s or maybe 1970s (depending on who you ask) these Points were used to complete Objectives. They are obsolete now, probably...

Horsemann's Haunt: Named after the former...resident? Of Mann Manor, the Horseless Headless Horsemann, this large patch of grass is a bit worse for wear. It hasn't been upkept by anyone for some years. Aside from tufts of grass and patches of dirt, there are undetonated explosives and spent ammunition littering the lawn.

Tool Shed: This is where the band Tool hangs out when they're not making wine with bacon in it to upset vegans. You can find rakes, shovels, and decommissioned military surplus in here.

Lawn: nearly identical to the Horsemann's Haunt, except the Horsemann didn't haunt it.

Church: A large and dilapidated colonial style church. The door is stuck, but could be forced open with some effort to lurk around inside and see what treasures await.

Garden: Much more well kept than either lawn, the Garden has been kept maintained. A variety of exotic plants grow here, and a lot of fruits and vegetables as well.

Aside from the Manor Map, I have a special gift for all of you! Hehehe...



Before anyone submits actions, you'll be given the chance to open a Salvaged Mann Co. Supply Crate! Simply tell me when you submit your first night actions what hat you're really hoping for.

Oh, and I'm told that it's par for the course for there to be some sort of incentive? Well, tell you what. If nobody attempts tonight, everyone will get Bonus Ducks! Of course, if even one of you attempts to kill, succeed or fail, no Ducks for anyone!

LIVING PLAYERS:
RED Team:
@Mizzlebip
@Pea
@Doctor Bees
@A Robot

BLU Team:
@Two_Finger
@Tom Jones
@Sexy Alexander Hamilton

GRAY Team:
@Spamton
@Lightning McQueen
@Bear (Real)

This post was last modified: Oct 1, 2021 at 4:21 AM by Merasmokuma.

WELL WELL WELL! Since all we're still waiting for is our good friend, @sealelement, I'll go ahead and start off our festivities!

Please submit your actions to me at your leisure! Ideally (mandatorally!) By 1 AM EST on October 2nd.

Oh, and here's some mandatory information for you all!

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Ultimate Car: Lightning McQueen is the Ultimate Car. As a car they cannot be killed by standard means, and also cannot kill in standard ways. Anything that would disable a vehicle (engine failure, running out of fuel) is how you 'kill' Lightning McQueen.

Ultimate Robot: A Robot is the Ultimate Robot. They are made of very durable metal and cannot be stabbed, shot, burned, or poisoned. To deactivate the Robot, you will have to find its power source and remove it.

Oh, and don't forget to tell me what hat you're really hoping for and maybe you'll get it when you open your Crate!

Hey babe. It's me. Sorry for the wait. Too busy inventing banks.