dumb phrases that pop into your head before you are fully awake megathread

#1
pizza
"Miami-flavored towel"
#2
sealelement
"does caffeine from coffee enter your system faster from those coffee enemas than orally"
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#3
Pea
i have to go to work
#4
sealelement
"you broke your own rules, AND you like penis. double hwammy"
#5
sealelement
"i still have a job as a cashier so i should just stay home from work. if i get fired i can just get a new job that probably pays more. this plan is fool proof"
#6
sealelement
"my name is pea and i sure am lucky i won't embarrass myself at all today"
100% pure gamer 100%
#7
Elyk
"the game"

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