This post was last modified: Apr 21, 2017 at 10:14 PM by Spooks?.

FINAL DAY

Yrr is abruptly awoken by the sound of a continuously flushing toilet. Grabbing her trusty SHOTGUN, she heads to the library, stopping in the KITCHEN briefly to grab a handful of plates, and a KITCHEN KNIFE.

Stepping out of the KITCHEN, she sees Kazuichi Soda running towards her, armed with the MAKESHIFT TASER. He screams "just for the soda trustings !!!", electricity crackling from the device, but she smashes him over the head with her SHOTGUN and stabs him. He collapses and his TASER clatters to the ground.

Kazuichi Soda has died.

She continues to the LIBRARY, where she begins shooting skeet with the plates. This wakes up Draku, who immediately activates his stealth and heads into Yuno's room, hiding under the bed, a feeling of hope strong within his heart.

Agastya steps over the corpse of Soda, and picks up the TASER, heading to the LIBRARY. Yrr turns to say hello, but he shocks her with the taser, and she plummets to the floor. He stomps on her neck, over and over, the sickening cracks echoing through the room

Yrr has died.

Making a brief stop in the REC ROOM to put on some music, Agastya heads back upstairs, and begins searching the bedrooms. Opening the door to Yuno's room finally, he peers under the bed at Draku.

A smile spreads across Agastya's face. "I lied." He says, shocking Draku into unconsciousness with the TASER.

Heading down to the REC ROOM once again, gazing over at the broken arcade machines and shattered glass from Soda's antics last night, he relaxes on the couch, until morning.

SURVIVING PLAYERS
@Draku
@Agastya

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Whoa! I bet no one expected THAT betrayal at all, right? Looks like the "worst liar on Minus World" was actually the best!

Anyway, Agastya will be receiving an Ultimate Murderer badge, and the Ultimate Hope badge will be going out to both of them eventually too, alongside the EX Rewards for Pea, Agastya, Junkenstein, and Draku, alongside th e EX for attempting a murder at night!

Thanks for joining Season 2 of The Official Minus World Killing Game, all the chaos was just great!

...Geez, what am I gonna do now? I can't even spam "lynch the pisser" anymore?

I guess we'll just have to host another one in the summer then! See you next time!

Over the course of the day, I'm gonna be posting everyone's Monokuma PM too, so hold onto your ass!

lynch the pisser

This post was last modified: Apr 21, 2017 at 10:29 PM by Spooks?.

WITNESS ACCOUNTS: NIGHT 1

WITNESS: DRAKU
You listen closely in the LIBRARY. You try to get a good grasp on what's happening downstairs, but all you hear is extremely loud Death Grips music blasting from the RECREATION ROOM and a loud, indiscriminate crash.

Shrugging it off as part of the song, you sigh. Suddenly, Blastermaster enters, slides down the ladder, stuffs some ART SUPPLIES in his pockets, then heads back up. He attempts to grab some books to block off the ladder, but finally notices you. You give him a death glare, and he fucks off back to his room.

You too head back to your room after a while of nothing audible over the music, passing a suspicious user in the dark lugging the barbecue up the stairs. Between the dark, and the incomprehensible nature of their actions, you pay them little mind, but you do notice that their username name begins with a vowel.

WITNESS: JUNKENSTEIN
You head to the BATHROOM in an attempt to murder Pea, but you find the bathroom trashed, and the entire u-bend of the toilet removed. Drat! No wonder Pea isn't there.
You still go later and erase the tapes though, encountering Blastermaster heading back to his room with full pockets, and spotting Draku through the library doorway, obviously listening down the LADDER to figure out what's going on on the main floor. You also see Kazuichi Soda, jacking off naked walking around.

WITNESS: YUNO
You head down to the KITCHEN, passing Agastya, who is curiously lugging the STUFFED DEER from the Hunting Room down the stairs. You are weirded out, but he doesn't seem to have murderous intent so you let it slide. You also hear various clangs coming from the upstairs bathroom, but you don't investigate.

In the KITCHEN, you slip into the shadows as soon as you see Turb, who appears to be grabbing a late night snack. He opens a cutlery drawer, pisses in it, and hurries out, but you don't know if he took anything like a weapon with him. You also encounter Dude, who grabs something, yelps in surprise and then leaves. You don't see what he grabbed, but it was most likely a weapon. Curiously, Death Grips music starts playing very loudly from the REC ROOM.

Before you can grab the MEAT TENDERIZER, a loud crash echoes from the HALL, and you emerge to see the TROPHY CASE lying on top of what appears to be Cinna, who is clearly dead and near eviscerated by all the glass. Perturbed, you head back to your room, passing a member with a name four letters or less, who is heading down the stairs and a naked Kazuichi Soda, who is jacking off.

WITNESS: PEA
After you hear a loud crash, you head downstairs to carry out your plan. You pass both Turb and Sakura's small companion in the hall, as they enter their respective rooms and shut their doors.

You also pass Yuno on the way down the stairs, who looks rather shaken, as if she saw something she did not want to. Finding who appears to be Cinna impaled on glass from the fallen TROPHY CASE on your way to the Kitchen, you get to work, bobbing your head to the loud music coming from the REC ROOM. Carving out her liver, you plop the bloody mess onto a plate and dump it on the dining room table, before heading back to your room, seeing only a naked, masturbating Kazuichi Soda on your way.

Bon appetit!

WITNESS: DUDE
Thanks to your special power, you know that no one wanted to kill you tonight. Whew.

With this confidence in mind, you head down the stairs and into the KITCHEN. You see a figure whose name begins with Y watching you in the shadows, but you're no stranger to being watched obviously. In a rare moment of bravery, you take the knife and leave, only to realize that someone has pissed in the drawer. You are disgusted, but the weapon is more important. On your way upstairs you pass Cinna, but then hear a crash after she is quite a bit past you. You figure that it's nothing, just the figure in the kitchen fucking around.

Agastya emerges from the PATIO as you're almost up the stairs. He is dragging the BARBECUE for some reason. You turn to look at him, but he gives you an odd look, and you hurry back to your room.

WITNESS: AGASTYA
You head right away to the HUNTING ROOM, grabbing the stuffed deer and dragging it down the stairs. You pass a member with an anime girl avatar on the way down the stairs, but you pay it no mind. This is your plan and dammit it's going to work.

You prop the deer up nicely on the patio. You smile and nod, grabbing the BARBECUE now. Dragging it behind you into the stairwell, you look down the hall and see the TROPHY CASE fall onto Cinna out of the corner of your eye, but you don't see anyone there to push it. How would that even be possible? The space behind the TROPHY CASE surely would be big enough for only a small animal at best.

Whatever. You have your protection for now. You look up the stairs and see Dude, clearly shaken. He hurries up the stairs and ignores you. Painstakingly lugging the BARBECUE up the stairs, at the top you turn to see a FORUM STAFF MEMBER giving you a strange look. You ignore it once more and carry on, dumping it in the hall. Elyk merges from the HUNTING ROOM, clearly annoyed by what you have done. He pushes past the BARBECUE muttering about "That damn deer being gone." You shrug and head back to your room, passing a naked, masturbating Kazuichi Soda, who is walking aimlessly.

WITNESS: YRR
You successfully dismantle the toilet. Grinning with delight, you go to empty the tank but see Yuno heading down the stairs, so you leave it and instead follow. She heads into the KITCHEN so you slip into the REC ROOM and blast that Death Grips.

You see and hear nothing beyond the earlier results from Junkenstein's bug, as no one enters your room and the music is very loud.

WITNESS: ELYK
You quickly check the rooms to make sure your victims are in their given bedrooms. As it turns out, only Sakura is in her room, although Sakura's companion is missing.
You head to the HUNTING ROOM to enact your plan, but the deer is... missing? Considering your targets aren't even around and your weapon is absent as well, you decide to give up on your plan. Muttering angrily to yourself, you pass Agastya in the hall, who firmly sets the BARBECUE in the middle of it. You push past it, and keep walking back to your room.

Once there, you look out the window and see the DEER all the way down on the patio. What the fuck?

VICTIM: TWO_FINGER
Dressing up as Cinna, you head down the stairs, encountering Dude along the way. He surely believes you to be the real thing, as your cosplay is always flawless.
As you head for the kitchen, the TROPHY CASE topples on top of you, seemingly pushed from behind. Glass slices its way through your body, and your blood seeps out slowly as the shredded muscles of your limbs twitch in vain. Perhaps the murderer was lying in wait for the real Cinna, but you're completely indistinguishable from the real thing, after all.

None of it matters now though, because....

YOU HAVE DIED.

MURDERER: PEDIGREE
You have successfully pulled off your murder! Congratulations!
...However, you have actually in fact killed TWO_FINGER, who was cosplaying Cinna on the way to the kitchen. Oops! Also he didn't make much of a sound when he died, much to your dismay. It appears his vocal cords were cut to ribbons. Oh well, the pained gurgles, may not draw attention, but perhaps that was for the best.

Oh well, close enough. You're not sure if anyone saw you, but a member with a short name may have seen you re-enter Sakura's bedroom.

WITNESS: TURB
You head down to the kitchen, stomach grumbling. You open the fridge and grab a snack, then pop open the knife drawer and take a quick piss. Will this stop anyone from grabbing a weapon? Who knows, but it was satisfying!

You leave the Kitchen, but notice a figure in the shadows watching you. You can't see them well, but you think they have an anime girl avatar.

WITNESS: StirlADrei
You take a stroll in the UPSTAIRS HALL, and witness Yrr walking up the stairs. She heads into the BATHROOM and a series of strange, metallic clangs can be heard. You decide to duck out of the main hallway and around the corner to the bathroom to keep an eye on her, and witness her walking out of the bathroom carrying the water tank from the toilet. Before she can do whatever she was going to do with it though, you two lock eyes, and she quickly puts it back and runs downstairs, without a word from either of you.

You inspect the BATHROOM and find the entire toilet u-bend has been removed.

What the hell?

Junkenstein runs in a few minutes later, mumbling about Pea, and then notices you, along with the state of the bathroom, and runs back down the main hall towards the LIBRARY, SECURITY ROOM, AND HUNTING ROOM, but you couldn't tell which because of how dark it was.

Tired of this bullshit, you hit the sack for the night.

WITNESS: BLASTERMASTER
You head to the LIBRARY, encountering Kazuichi Soda, who is naked and jacking off in the hall along your way. Once there, you slip down the ladder, and pocket those art supplies. You climb back up and grab a stack of books, ready to create the barricade, but you notice that Draku has been there listening the whole time.

He gives you a death glare, and you drop the books and back out of the LIBRARY. Probably won't work if anyone is in there, you think.

You head back to your room, and briefly encounter the ULTIMATE FILM STUDENT, emerging from the SECURITY ROOM. It's too dark to see who they are beyond that though.

ROLE POWER RESULT: ALERT
-Junkenstein attempted an attack on Pea
-Pedigree attempted an attack on Cinna
-Elyk attempted an attack on Yrr

WITNESS: KAZUICHI SODA
You wander around the top floor, jacking off like a real man. You see Blastermaster, Agastya, Yuno and Junkenstein, who are visibly bothered by this action.
You also see Pea, who seems to be covered entirely from head to toe in blood, but doesn't look injured himself. Hmmm..

WITNESS: CINNA
You stayed in your room. Nothing happened.

hope is for casuals

hope is for casuals

you Bastard.

hope is for casuals

you Bastard.

but look at this cool badge

This post was last modified: Apr 21, 2017 at 10:27 PM by Spooks?.

witness accounts: night 2

WITNESS: PEA
CD in hand, you leave before any of the other participants. Exiting your bedroom, you notice nothing out of the ordinary, besides Cinna walking smugly towards the KITCHEN. Once downstairs, you step over the corpse of Two_Finger, and successfully replace the CD. Yrr, being fast asleep on the couch in the REC ROOM has no idea at all as to what just transpired.

Now, seeing her safely alive, you enact phase two, tactically (for a chef anyway), you wait outside Elyk's door the rest of the night. Because of your firm focus on the door, you don't notice any comings and goings, or anything out of the ordinary besides a loud bell sound, but you do notice that every member except Elyk himself, and Yuno has left their room at least once, and a member with an L in their name has went into both Sakura and Two's rooms. Curiously, the IMMORTAL DOG video is blasting on repeat from Yuno's room.

WITNESS: YRR
Blinking your eyes, you emerge from a deep slumber. Yawning and stepping out of the REC ROOM, you head to the KITCHEN to have some fun. Curiously, the corpse of Two_Finger is missing from its spot in front of the TROPHY CASE. Once in the Kitchen, you see Dude and Turb, both washing off the Piss Knives, the latter of which occasionally stopping to munch on what appears to be a soggy ham sandwich.

Looking into the fridge, you notice that it's surprisingly barren. Weird. You turn around and notice Draku across the way in the DINING ROOM, arranging food in some kind of familiar pattern... He spots you and smiles warmly, pulling out a chair.

Unnerved, you grab what meat there is, prop the TROPHY CASE back up, and slap the meat down inside the trophy case. Heading back to the REC ROOM, you press play on the CD PLAYER, but instead of Death Grips, Celine Dion's "I'm Alive" starts playing.

Oh well. It's better than nothing. Later on, BlasterMaster shows up, confused by the out of place music. You shrug, and you both just hang out until morning.

WITNESS: DRAKU
Leaving your room, you spot Pea waiting outside Elyk's room and hear IMMORTAL DOG blasting from Yuno's. You don't pay it much mind though, and continue downstairs, followed by Kazuichi Soda, who appears to be heading to the LIBRARY 1F. Stepping over the corpse of Two_Finger and entering the KITCHEN, you gather armfuls of ingredients, finally heading over to the DINING ROOM for your masterpiece.

Assembling the ingredients on the table in a perfect replica of Chaika's grinning visage, you sit down and clasp your hands together, ready to warmly welcome any potential fans of your wonderous artistic master work. While you're setting up, Cinna enters the KITCHEN, dabs at the SECURITY CAMERA, then leaves, doing a strange dance. Wow.

You see Dude come into the KITCHEN, sleeves rolled up, looking notably bothered and slightly wet. He opens the piss knife drawer, draws a still-dripping knife from his pocket, and begins to wash the knives. Halfway through, Turb enters, opens the fridge, and grabs a snack. Noticing Dude, he rushes over to help. You don't see anything that happens after that, as both of them are obscuring your view, but Dude puts an object in his pocket partway through the process. A user with a Y in their name also enters, grabs the remaining meat you left behind, then hurries out. Eventually, Celine Dion starts playing loudly from the REC ROOM as Turb leaves towards the PATIO.

Agastya enters the DINING ROOM from the LIBRARY with a huge stack of doodled spoons, and begins replacing the real ones with the doodles. You ask what he's doing, and he says "scientific progress". He exits, real spoons in hand.

With near crazed determination, Dude runs into the dining room, ignoring you, grabs the DINNER BELL, and makes a mad dash for the LIBRARY 1F, ringing it the entire way. Shortly afterwards, a member you cannot identify runs in naked, grabs a hot dog bun, flips a chair upside down, and anally rides the chair leg for half an hour, jerking off with the bun before also running towards the LIBRARY 1F

Disturbed, you decide to head upstairs, noticing that the TROPHY CASE is upright and filled with meat, and Two_Finger's corpse is missing.
Surprisingly, the LIBRARY 2F absolutely fine. Satisfied that it's not blocked off by anything up top, you head to bed, noticing that both Two_Finger and Sakura's doors are open.

WITNESS: KAZUICHI SODA
You head to the LIBRARY 1F to study some of your law books. passing Draku on your way down the stairs. He heads into the DINING room, and you head into the LIBRARY 1F Agastya heads down the ladder from LIBRARY 2F and begins doodling SPOONS with the ART SUPPLIES. You pull out some of your law books to read, but a bizarrely placed stash of literotica arouses you, but you wait until Agastya finally leaves, with a handful of spoon doodles in his ams. Stripping down, you notice StirlADrei staring in from outside the LIBRARY 2F WINDOW, with a rope made of bedding tied around his waist. Eventually he drops out of sight, and you jack off for a long while, until Agastya comes back with an armful of real spoons, prompting you to try something a little different.

Heading to the KITCHEN, you see Turb heading to the patio, and Dude running past you towards the LIBRARY 1F, ringing the large dinner bell from the DINING ROOM. Curiously, the TROPHY CASE is now back upright and filled with meat, and Two_Finger's corpse is missing.

Grabbing a chair and a hotdog bun, you anally ride the chair leg for half an hour, jacking off the whole while. The whole time Draku sits in the DINING ROOM, staring in disgust and horror as you do the deed. Finishing up, you head back to the LIBRARY 1F, notice Agastya reading a book of CAN FACTS surrounded by spoons, study a bit yourself, then pass out until morning.

WITNESS: JUNKENSTEIN
Exiting your room, you notice StirlADrei emerging from Sakura's room with armfuls of blankets. Figuring he's just some sort of weird sex criminal, you ignore it and move over to the SECURITY ROOM. Drawing up a quick KILLED BY BLASTERMASTER sign and sticking it to your chest, you watch the cameras as Agastya walks into the LIBRARY past the door.

Because of StirlADrei's bizarre antics from the past night, you watch him closely through the SECURITY CAMERAS. In his room, you see him tie three sets of bedding together into a rope, tie that rope to his bed, and secure it around his waist. He exits through his window, secured in this manner, and you lose sight of him because there are no cameras outside. You decide to check the other tapes from earlier in the night and groan as you see Cinna dab to the camera in the KITCHEN.

Later something catches your eye though and you gaze on in horror. Two_Finger's corpse stands up and shambles out the PATIO DOOR. Minutes later, Dude steps in from the same door looking shaken, and heads to the KITCHEN, where Turb later shows up, and they both wash the piss knives.

Suddenly out of nowhere, you are hit in the back of the head with a piece of paper. Looking at it, you see that a flawless left testicle has been drawn on it. You look out into the hall to see who it was, but no one was there, save for echoing footsteps in the distance. You decide to not erase the tapes and head back to bed.

WITNESS: TURB
Rudely awoken by a loud, annoying voiceover screaming about an IMMORTAL DOG from Yuno's room, you remember that you feel bad because you pissed on the knives. You head down to the KITCHEN to find Dude already washing them though. What a nice guy.

Draku is sitting across the way at the DINING ROOM TABLE, a large food portait of Chaika the Coffin Princess sitting in front of him. He warmly smiles at you, but you ignore it as you grab a sandwich and help Dude wash the piss knives. Yrr briefly comes in, grabs a handful of meat from the fridge, and then leaves, after which Celine Dion starts playing from the REC ROOM.

Randomly, like a bat out of hell, Dude runs into the DINING ROOM, grabs the DINNER BELL, and starts ringing it, running to the LIBRARY 1F. You shrug and head out the Patio door, pushing past a torn CLOTH ROPE made from bedding, dangling out of a BEDROOM WINDOW. You snap an ANTLER off the DEER. Looking in the distance, you see a hose still running outside, and a collapsed, bloody figure in the grass. A bush rustles as an extremely wounded and bloody Agastya shambles out and begins to circle the courtyard. Not wanting to investigate further, you run inside and back to your room, ANTLER in hand.

WITNESS: YUNO

You stay in your room blasting IMMORTAL DOG. Because of this you didn't hear anything at all, however your special power still gave you some results, but because of a SECRET ROLE PASSIVE, some cases of INTERFERENCE have occured, leading to two to three false results as well as real ones.

-Turb has made an attempt on whichever target enters their area
-Dude has made an attempt on whichever target enters their area
-Kazuichi Soda has made an attempt on Dude
-StirlADrei has made an attempt on Kazuichi Soda
-Junkenstein has made an attempt on whichever target enters their area

WITNESS: AGASTYA
A loud playing of IMMORTAL DOG from one of the other bedrooms wakes you up. Left vaguely uncomfortable, you head to the 2F LIBRARY, noticing a figure in the SECURITY ROOM that does not have an anime avatar. Sliding down the ladder to the first floor, you notice Kazuichi Soda studying some law books. You get to work drawing your DOODLE SPOONS and run to the DINING ROOM.

Draku is sitting at the table, a perfect food portrait of Chaika the Coffin Princess laid out on top. You replace the REAL SPOONS with the DOODLE SPOONS and go to leave. Draku asks what you're doing, and you answer "scientific progress".

Heading back to the LIBRARY, you see Kazuichi, now naked and slathered in his own cum. He notices you and leaves. You pull out your book of CAN FACTS and witness DUDE running in, ringing the DINNER BELL. He climbs up the ladder, and after half an hour, Kazuichi comes back in and begins studying a LAW BOOK. You eventually decide to go to bed, noticing a trail of piss leading to Dude's room.

VICTIM: StirlADrei
With a smug grin, you gather up all the blankets from the rooms of the deceased and begin making your way along the side of the manor, firmly secured to your bed by the CLOTH ROPE. You see Kazuichi Soda through the LIBRARY 2F WINDOW but he's down on the first floor.

Shit.

You drop down to the patio, and then a sharp pain courses through your body from behind as you take your last breath.

YOU HAVE DIED.

MURDERER: DUDE
Once again, no one attempted to kill you.

Getting out of bed, you grasp your precious PISS KNIFE. Heading down the stairs and passing Cinna, who is doing a weird dance up them, you exit quickly onto the PATIO and step out into the COURTYARD. You roll up your sleeves and begin to wash the PISS KNIFE with the hose, turning it into a REGULAR KNIFE. Looking up, you see StirlADrei climbing out of his window, with a long rope of bedding tied around his waist, securing him to his bed.

He makes his way around the outside ledges of the building and looks into the LIBRARY 2F. Cursing, he drops down to the PATIO. Seeing this opportunity, you stab him in the back, and he drops to the floor. Cutting the BEDDING ROPE, you drag his body onto the grass and begin washing the KNIFE off. Once it is clean, you go to head inside but freeze in your tracks. Heading out of the PATIO DOOR is the shambling, bloody corpse of Two_Finger. You hide behind the STUFFED DEER until he is further out in the courtyard, then run inside to the KITCHEN.

Draku is sitting at the DINING ROOM TABLE with some kind of food portait laid out in front of him, but you ignore it and get to work washing the knives. Turb comes in midway through and asks if he can help clean up. You allow him to and use the commotion to grab one of the FRESH PISS KNIVES and put it in your pocket. It's still dripping a little though...

Yrr comes in briefly, grabs some MEAT and then leaves. You turn around, sprint into the DINING ROOM, grab the DINNER BELL, then get the fuck out, leaving Draku bewildered. You push past a naked Kazuichi Soda while ringing the bell, and ascend the LIBRARY ladder, noticing a user whose name starts with a vowel reading a book of facts.

Satisfied with your murder, you head to bed.

Wait, fuck. You left the hose on. Oh well, shouldn't be relevant.

WITNESS: BLASTERMASTER
Awoken by extremely loud yelling coming from Yuno's room, you create the most accurate and majestic dick art ever drawn.
Fucking incredible.

Going over to the SECURITY ROOM, you peer inside the open door and see Junkenstein, a sign reading KILLED BY BLASTERMASTER on her chest. She doesn't appear to see you though, so you tear off the LEFT TESTICLE and throw it in, running for the stairs. Luckily, the velvet tones of CELINE DION greet you, so you head down to join Yrr, passing Turb as he goes to the PATIO.

You use your ALERT but because of a SECRET ROLE PASSIVE, some cases of INTERFERENCE have occured, leading to two to three false results as well as real ones.
-StirlADrei made an attempt on Kazuichi Soda

-Yuno made an attempt on Pea
-Turb made an attempt on whichever target entered their area
-Dude made an attempt on whichever target entered their area
-Junkenstein made an attempt on whichever target entered their area
-Agastya has made an attempt on StirlADrei

WITNESS: ELYK
From the comfort of your room, you reanimate Two_Finger's corpse and shamble out the PATIO DOOR. Once outside, you see a male figure cowering behind the STUFFED DEER that Agastya has left on the porch, and a tattered string of tied-together bedsheets dangling from a BEDROOM WINDOW.

When you step off the PATIO, the figure runs inside, and you catch that their name is five letters or less. Hmm.

Lying on the grass with a stab wound in his back and the remainder of the CLOTH ROPE tied around his waist is StirlADrei. Next to him is a HOSE, still running. In hopes of catching the criminal if they return, you shamble off into the bush and use Two's ability to turn into Agastya.

Emerging, still bloody and broken even in disguise, you begin your patrol but notice a user with a U in his name on the PATIO. He sees you and gives you a weird look before snapping an ANTLER off the STUFFED DEER and running back inside.

After a few hours, you return the corpse to the bush, remove the disguise, and stop your possession.
Welp. Could have went worse.

Yuno was also HEXED.

WITNESS: CINNA
You leave extremely early in the night and head down the stairs. Entering the KITCHEN, you spot Draku across the way in the DINING ROOM, organizing food into a yet-undetermined portrait.

Eyeing the camera, you shoot it a quick DAB, and then whip and nae nae all the way back to your room, passing Dude, who exits onto the PATIO.

WITNESS ACCOUNTS: NIGHT 3

WITNESS: KAZUICHI SODA
You get up before all the others start building a ROBOT SONIA NEVERMIND, however you find yourself lacking in parts. You quickly pull out your smartphone and attempt to construct a robot out of it, however it is unsuccessful. It appears you have gotten rusty as a result of your law studies.

After a while you begin cleaning up the ROBOT PARTS when Pea barges into your room, holding a vinyl Death Grips record. After a good minute of awkward staring, he grabs your PORNO MAG and runs out the door. Stepping out after him, you see him bolt down the stairs. Turb leans out of his doorway, anter in hand, shrugs, and heads over to the ESPIONAGE ROOM.

Bewildered, and a little horny, you head back into your room, masturbate to your ROBOT BLUEPRINTS, and head to sleep.

You have also been HEXED.

WITNESS: PEA
Waking up, you make a mad dash over to Kazuichi Soda's room, BOOTLEG DEATH GRIPS RECORD in hand. Swinging the door open, you see Kazuichi on the floor, surrounded by broken ROBOT PARTS. After a good minute of staring at each other, you grab his PORNO MAGS and run for the stairs, hearing two doors open behind you.
Heading downstairs, you enter the KITCHEN. Cinna is leaving the DINING ROOM, PAPER SPOONS in hand, and Yuno is across the way in the DINING ROOM, munching on some of the CHAIKA ART and making towers out of the napkins in the kitchen, spoon art and what appears to be the PAPER from the library. She waves and tries to cutely beckon you over, but you ignore it. You open a DRAWER and find some TWINE. Trying hard to obscure it from Yuno, you manage to fit it deep in your pocket, and you start walking up the stairs, passing Agastya, who informs you he's on Necromancer Damage Control.

You slip the TWINE and PORNO MAG in your drawers and leave again. You see Elyk head towards the ESPIONAGE ROOM, Cinna enter her room, and then go down the stairs, encountering Yrr as she makes her way to the GYM. Passing off your BOOTLEG DEATH GRIPS, you head outside to the PATIO and and hose yourself off. BlasterMaster descends from the CLOTH ROPE from Drei's room, grabs the hose from you, and hoses himself off too.

Stepping back onto the PATIO, you try to flick on the light to see if he is bloodied, but it won't activate. It appears there's been a BLACKOUT. Agastya passes you again, headed outside with JUMP ROPES in his hands.

Heading back up the stairs, you hear a scream and Elyk goes flying out of the HUNTING ROOM, blood seeping from claw marks across his chest. The STUFFED BEAR CARCASS, now fully mobile, charges at you and sends you flying down the hall with a mighty punch. You black out, and when you come to, it is morning.

WITNESS: YRR
Leaving your room, you see Cinna enter Draku's room, furious. You also see Pea on your way to the gym. He begs your forgiveness and hands you a JENNY DEATH RECORD as an apology for swapping out last night's music with Celine Dion. How nice of him.

Feeling pleased, you head to the GYM and collect some weights. As you turn to leave, Agastya walks in and starts grabbing jump ropes. He motions towards the TRAPDOOR down the the CLASS TRIAL ROOM and says "Necromancer damage control."

Weights in hand, you step into the DINING ROOM. Yuno is sitting at the table munching on the CHAIKA ART, surrounded by towers made of paper. She appears to have left the now-rotting TWOFINGER LIVER alone though. Shrugging, you start violently smashing the chairs around the table with the weights. Yuno begins crying, but whatever.
Tough shit, kid.

You go to leave and see Turb leaving the REC ROOM, with a SODA (not the fapper) in hand. He goes to the fridge and opens it, and you quickly grab a pan and smash him over the head, rendering him unconcious.

Weights still in hand, you head back to the REC ROOM, and catch BlasterMaster, soaking wet and spraying the HOSE everywhere inside the entry way as Pea, also soaking wet, nears the top of the stairs. You ignore him. enter the room, and attempt to play Pea's record, however the power is still out from the BLACKOUT.

You hear two male screams and a thundering of loud, heavy footsteps coming down the stairs. You peer out the door to see a BEAR eating the TROPHY CASE MEAT. It turns to look at you, glassy eyes staring forward, and smashes down the door with a mighty punch, sending you flying backwards. You black out and awake in the morning with a bad headache.

WITNESS: TURB
You get out of bed and grab your ANTLER! You immediately set off to the ESPIONAGE ROOM, ready to see who goes in there. Junkenstein passes you and enters the SECURITY ROOM. Elyk also eventually exits his room and strides over, passing you with a nod and heading inside. After several minutes of waiting outside, with Elyk not leaving at all, you head out and go downstairs.

Downstairs, you grab a SODA from the rec room, but your naturally snackish stomach hungers for more. Going over to the KITCHEN, you open the fridge and attempt to grab a snack, when a figure smashes you over the head with a FRYING PAN from behind.

Draku prods you, and you slowly come to hours later, and look into the DINING ROOM. Stacks of paper are scattered everywhere, all the chairs are smashed and a BEAR is slumped over the table, a giant bite taken out of the Chaika art.

Leaving Draku there and heading upstairs, still holding the ANTLER, you notice the entire floor near the PATIO is wet. At the top you see Elyk across from the HUNTING ROOM, gashes across his chest but still breathing.

You shake him awake and ask what happens. He says he was checking if anyone took a GUN from the HUNTING ROOM, when the STUFFED BEAR came to life and beat the hell out of him.

You help him back to his room and head to bed, ignoring Pea, who is lying in the hallway knocked out.

Fuck Pea.

WITNESS: YUNO
Getting up fairly early, you head down to the DINING ROOM to snack on the Chaika. It's way too big for you to eat all at once, so you go to the LIBRARY, grab some ART PAPER, and sit down at the DINING ROOM TABLE, crafting some nice, albeit shoddy Hidamari Apartments out of it.

Sitting there, slowly munching on the Chaika, you see Cinna come into the DINING ROOM and grab the unused PAPER SPOONS, before heading out. Shortly after, you see Pea enter the KITCHEN with a DEATH GRIPS RECORD and PORNO MAG. He opens up a drawer that isn't the former Piss Knife Drawer, pockets a spool of something, and also leaves.

Out of nowhere, Yrr rushes into the DINING ROOM with WEIGHTS from the GYM and smashes all the CHAIRS, sending your paper apartments flying all over the place. You begin to tear up and sob, but she just shrugs and enters the KITCHEN, where she hits a guy you didn't see enter with a FRYING PAN, knocking him out cold.
She then leaves to the REC ROOM. A few hours later, a fucking BEAR comes thundering into the DINING ROOM, taking a giant bite of the CHAIKA STATUE before falling over dead.

Speechless, you head upstairs to bed, stepping over a huge puddle of water near the stairs. Upstairs, you see Elyk and Pea, both slumped against walls. The former has bloody claw marks across his torso but it appears to be shallow. Briefly looking around, you see a female silhouette in the darkness of the ESPIONAGE ROOM.
You enter your BEDROOM just in time to see DRAKU leave his.

VICTIM: CINNA
Waking up, you immediately head over to Turb's room to grab the Antler, but he's clutching it in his sleep and won't let go. Pissed off, you head down to the DINING ROOM, and grab all the PAPER SPOONS from Yuno, who is playing with them.

Opening Draku's door, you throw the spoons at his sleeping body and go back to bed, also dismayed to find that your door does not lock.

Later, you are awoken by a very unpleasant feeling: a figure is strangling you with some kind of thin rope or cord. Unable to make a sound, the last breath leaves your body with a sickening gurgle as the figure drops the cord and you slump onto your bed, dead.

YOU HAVE DIED.

WITNESS: DRAKU
Waking up fairly late, you head out of your room and are baffled by what you see. Yuno is entering her room, and Pea and Elyk are both unconcious scattered througout the upstairs hallways, the latter with gashes from some kind of claws in his torso. Ignoring them and going downstairs, you step in a big puddle at the foot of the stairs.

What the hell?

You make your way to the KITCHEN to work on your second masterpiece, and find that the CHAIKA ART has a huge bite out of it in the dining room. That, coupled with the paper scattered around, smashed chairs, and a fucking TAXIDERMIED BEAR slumped onto the table, make for an... interesting sight.

Inside the KITCHEN, you see Turb and run over to wake him up. Groggy, he explains that someone hit him over the head while he was looking in the FRIDGE. He takes in the bizarre sight of the DINING ROOM and decides that he should probably go to bed. He heads upstairs.

You grab some KETCHUP and begin your second masterpiece. Eventually, your lovely Dango Family coats the walls, and you wait until the end of the night to head to bed. Going upstairs, you spot Pea, still unconscious. Elyk appears to have come to though, and is no longer in the hallway.

Seeing a frazzled-looking Agastya heading up the stairs, you decide to catch a precious few more hours of sleep before the day begins, lest you end up like him.

WITNESS: JUNKENSTEIN
You wake up and head to the SECURITY ROOM, passing Turb as he paces and stands watch. You enter the room, and barricade the door, attempting to watch the TAPES.

However, the power appears to have gone out!

Dammit.

You spend all night in there though, completely safe. You have a few screams from out in the hall, but that's it.

WITNESS: BLASTERMASTER
You use your SPECIAL POWER to cause a BLACKOUT, and then wait a couple hours to leave your room, scissors and the rest of your COCK DOODLE in hand. You sneak out into Drei's room, seeing Elyk enter the HUNTING ROOM.

Sliding down the CLOTH ROPE onto the PATIO, you grab the HOSE from a soaking wet Pea, who just fucks off and heads back into the house. While dousing yourself Agastya comes out immediately after with a shitload of JUMP ROPES in his hand, informs you he's on Necromancer Damage Control, and starts tying up Drei and Two_Finger's corpses with the JUMP ROPES and heading back inside to "get the ones in the GYM"

Clutching the HOSE, you head back in, spraying the walls and everywhere near the STAIRS with water. Satisfied by this, you make some rounds of the house, but don't notice Draku anywhere. You are also so determined to find him that you don't notice anything else.

You do see a BEAR enter the DINING ROOM though, so you nope your way back upstairs, noticing an unconscious Eyk and Pea in the hall, and shut your door.

WITNESS: AGASTYA
You wake up and realize what you must do. Getting out of your room, you notice Cinna walking upstairs, holding your PAPER SPOONS. You are saddened by this, but you continue onwards. You have a journey, after all. Heading down the stairs into the GYM, you inform a member with 4 or less letters in their name of your Necromancer Damage Control.

Grabbing a chunk of the tons of JUMP ROPES, you see Yrr grabbing weights. Motioning to the trapdoor heading to the corpses, you explain your plan.
You decide to nab the COURTYARD CORPSES first, as you'll have to head back anyway.

You make your way outside and pass Pea again, who is soaking wet. Outside you see BlasterMaster dousing himself with the HOSE, and explain your plan to him too. You head over to the corpses and successfully tie them up, before heading back inside to grab the other ones.

Descending the trapdoor to the CLASS TRIAL CORPSES, you try to flick on a light switch but there appears to be a BLACKOUT. You can't see shit, and suddenly, you are grabbed by the neck by cold hands and choked into unconciousness.

You come to later and feel around in the dark. Your hands feel at least one corpse lying there, but you can't tell how many are in there.

Shaken, you ascend out of the trapdoor and back up the stairs, stepping over a huge puddle. You see Draku entering his room and Pea lying unconcious.

Fuck this, you're going to bed.

MURDERER: ELYK
You cast your HEX on Soda.
You get out of bed and head for the ESPIONAGE ROOM, hearing a door open behind you. Turb is pacing outside the ESPIONAGE ROOM, but you ignore him and go in anyway. You wait until he leaves and exit to the HUNTING ROOM, spotting BlasterMaster entering Drei's room. Once inside, you wait a bit and then activate the BEAR. You swipe the BEAR CLAW at your human body and send yourself flying out of the HUNTING ROOM.

Controlling the BEAR, you lumber out and see a dumbfounded PEA. You charge at him and punch him square in the face, knocking him across the hall and rendering him unconcious. You head down the stairs and go over to the TROPHY CASE, devouring the meat within. You hear the REC ROOM door open, so you whirl and smash it, sending YRR flying backwards and knocking her out. You turn to the DINING ROOM and enter, a soaking wet BlasterMaster staring on in horror in the distance.

The DINING ROOM is filled with small papercraft apartments and smashed chairs, a terrified Yuno crying next to a half eaten FOOD CHAIKA. You take a mighty chomp from the FOOD CHAIKA and slump over dead.

At that moment you switch control over to Sakura's corpse, just in time to see Agasya descending into the GYM TRAPDOOR, carrying jump ropes. He tries to flick on a light but there appears to be a BLACKOUT! Waiting until he's at the bottom, you remain hidden in the dark and choke him out until he is unconcious.

Grabbing a JUMP ROPE, you ascend the ladder to the ESPIONAGE ROOM. You notice someone sees you, but it's too dark for either of you to make each other out. Once they are gone, you head to Cinna's room, stepping over your body, and find her in her bed. You strangle her to death with the JUMP ROPE and toss it out the window, returning Sakura's body to her bedroom.

You lie in your body for a while until Turb comes and "wakes you up". You explain that you were attacked while searching the HUNTING ROOM for a gun, and he helps you back to bed.

YOU HAVE MURDERED

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WITNESS ACCOUNT: NIGHT 4

MURDERER: JUNKENSTEIN
Stepping out of your bedroom, you wait in the BATHROOM for a while. Pea comes in, trailing twine, and loops it around the shower head, finally leaving again. You hear "EA SPORTS: ITS IN THE GAME" blasting from Turb's room.

BlasterMaster never shows up, so you leave the BATHROOM, stepping over a PORNO MAG that has been tied to the twine. You head over to the SECURITY ROOM, and barricade yourself inside. You hear a GUNSHOT, a yelp, and a splash. Checking the tapes, Agastya, clutuching his chest, runs inside the HUNTING ROOM and splashes GREEN PAINT on BlasterMaster, who is crouching behind a STUFFED MOOSE.

Yrr comes into the HUNTING ROOM, has a conversation with the guy covered in green paint, then Yrr leaves. You then sneak into the HUNTING ROOM and knock out BlasterMaster. His gun clatters to the floor.

You drag him into the BATHROOM, hearing commotion from Yuno's room, and gasp as you open the door.

Pea is lying there dead, twine around his dick and knife in his gut, and Kazuichi Soda is passed out next to him. Both are badly bruised as well. Panicking, you quickly piss in the empty, broken TOILET, drown BlasterMaster as a BAD REMIX plays from the REC ROOM, and head to bed, passing a very confused looking figure leaving Yuno's room

VICTIM: PEA
Waking up, you put your plan into action. Tying the TWINE to the PORN MAG, you hear "EA SPORTS: IT'S IN THE GAME" playing from Turb's room. You place it in the HALLWAY and notice Turb and Agastya both heading downstairs. In the bathroom you see Junkenstein, already there.

Who gives a fuck.

You loop the TWINE around the shower head, and then head back to your room with the rest of it. This should serve your purposes nicely. !" playing from anoher room. An hour or so later, Kazuichi Soda loudly exclaims "MY PORN!" as he exits his bedroom. Manipulating the PORN MAG with your TWINE, you ease it closer to the BATHROOM. You exit your bedroom, about to push him in, when you see Turb a ways behind him, apparently keeping watch, ANTLER in hand.

Keeping the trend going, you walk up behind him and tactically choke him out, rendering him out fucking cold, and you continue with your plan, pushing Kazuichi into the BATHROOM, taking the PORN MAG with him.

He gives a painful yelp as you beat the shit out of him, and with a well-aimed fist to the head, you knock him out. You then throw yourself around, smashing into the SINK and other areas, before carrying out the final phase.

You stuff the PORN MAG down his pants, tie the TWINE very tightly around your dick, and plunge the KNIFE you've had the whole time into your stomach.

You die a very tactical death.

WITNESS: YUNO
You are awoken when a figure shrouded in STEALTH opens your window from the outside, enters, and attempts to strangle you.

You manage to fight them off though, using the immense power of your fucking wide ass head like a goddamn hammer, and they burst through your door and enter Yrr's designated upstairs bedroom that she hasn't been using.

Junkenstein, leaving the BATHROOM with a terrified expression, gives the figure a weird look and goes to bed. You leave your room and head downstairs, but a DEER HEAD from the hunting room is outside on the floor, looking like an occult ritual, and PISS OFF is written on the door. A bad Danganronpa SiIvagunner remix plays and you hear someone angrily scream Pea's name from inside.

What the hell? You decide not to play the music, as the speakers are... occupied, and you just go to bed.

WITNESS: DRAKU
You activate your STEALTH and head out of your room through the window. Using your infiltrator skills, you open Yuno's window and enter. She's inside, and you attempt to strangle her, but using her big fucking head like a club, she beats you into submission and you burst through her door, passing a scared Junkenstein. Realizing you'll be obvious if you go to your own room, you head into YRR'S BEDROOM, hiding under the unused bed until morning, hearing a BAD DANGANRONPA MASHUP from the Rec Room.

Dude you got beaten up by the girl from fucking Hidamari Sketch.

What's wrong with you?

WITNESS: TURB
You grab your ANTLER, put on your EA SPORTS audio and head down the stairs to grab some food. Agastya heads down too, claiming he's going to paint some easter eggs, even though god has long abandoned us. Weird guy. In the KITCHEN, you both open the FRIDGE. He grabs some EGGS, and you make some toast.

Nice encounter overall.

Heading back up the stairs, you see him heading to the LIBRARY. Upstairs, you meet up with Kazuichi, but he quickly notices his PORN MAG tied to a string. Exclaiming "MY PORN!", he follows the magazine towards the BATHROOM. You follow him, but a BEDROOM DOOR behind you creaks open, and before you can react, you are CHOKED OUT.

Not again.

Yrr wakes you up an undetermined amount of time later and helps you to bed as you explain someone choked you out.

WITNESS: YRR
You head from the REC ROOM up to the HUNTING ROOM, but outside the LIBRARY you see Agastya throwing BLUE PAINT on the floor. You ask what he's doing and he smiles, saying that he's "painting easter eggs, even though god has long since abanoned us." He then climbs to the second floor with a bucket of RED PAINT. Weirded out, you head upstairs and spot Turb lying on the floor, passed out in the BEDROOM HALL. You shake him awake and help him to bed to repent for your past sins. He claims someone choked him out while he was watching Kazuichi chase porn towards the BATHROOM.

Confusing stuff.

a GUNSHOT cracks through the air as you exit his room, and you see Agastya staggering outside the HUNTING ROOM, a bullet stuck in his BULLETPROOF VEST. He pulls out a packet of GREEN PAINT, runs into the HUNTING ROOM, and dumps it on BlasterMaster, who is holding the gun. He then runs downstairs. You enter the HUNTING ROOM and ask why BM tried to shoot Agastya.

He gives you a "really nigga?" look and then you grab the deer head, going back downstairs. You set up your shrine, write PISS OFF on the door, and enter the REC ROOM.
You pull out your DEATH GRIPS RECORD that Pea gave you, and attempt to play it, but it turns out it's a BAD SIIVAGUNNER DANGANRONPA REMIX.

You curse and shout his name in rage, but shortly after fall asleep.

VICTIM: BLASTERMASTER
Waking up first, you doodle up an anime girl, head into the sleeping Soda's room, and wrap the doodle around the head of his SHITTY BROKEN ROBOT.
You then, dick doodle and pencil firmly in your pocket, head to the HUNTING ROOM, and wait behind the MOOSE, gun in hand. Agastya passes by, and you shoot him, but the bullet gets stuck in his BULLETPROOF VEST. He throws green paint on you and runs away. Yrr comes in, asks why you shot him, and grabs a DEER HEAD.
You shut off the light, but someone come up from outside and chokes you out.

You never wake up, because later, you also DROWNED.

YOU DIED.

WITNESS: KAZUICHI SODA
Waking up, you find that someone has drawn an anime girl, and wrapped it around the face of your failed SONIA NEVERMIND ROBOT.

Insulting, honestly. But you still manage to retain enough mechanical knowledge to craft a MAKESHIFT TASER. You exit your room, and meet up with Turb. A man's voice yelling EA SPORTS: IT'S IN THE GAME blares from an undetermined room.

Looking around, you notice your PORN MAGAZINE tied to some TWINE. "MY PORN!" you exclaim as you walk towards it. However, as you do, it is pulled ever closer to the BATHROOM. Following it, you hear Turb slump over behind you. Looking back in shock you see Pea charge at you and push you into the bathroom. You try to pull out your TASER but as you do, a fist hits your face and you are out cold.

When you come to, you see Pea, badly beaten and stabbed in the stomach with a KNIFE, twine wrapped tightly around his dick, which is a dark purple color at this point. BlasterMaster is dead next to him, drowned in a piss filled toilet.

Jesus christ. You look down and realize your PORN MAG is in your pants now though.

You hear a bad DANGANRONPA REMIX playing from downstairs as you stumble to your room, noticing bright red footsteps leading into Agastya's room.

WITNESS: AGASTYA
Time to put your plan in action.

You get up and head downstairs. You see Turb along the way, also headed there, and he makes some toast as you grab your EGGS. Placing them on the table, you head to the LIBRARY and grab the required pants for your plan. You throw the BLUE PAINT out in the hallway, to the confusion of Yrr, who is leaving the REC ROOM.

You say that you're "painting easter eggs, even though god has long since abanoned us." and she just leaves upstairs. You grab the RED PAINT and climb to the 2F Library and do the same thing. You walk past the HUNTING ROOM and are taken off guard, a GUNSHOT rockets through the air and you stagger backwards.

You've been shot, but the BULLETPROOF VEST saved you. You run inside and splash GREEN PAINT on BlasterMaster, who is holding a GUN.

You then run downstairs, passing Yrr.

Ending your night in the DINING ROOM, you paint eggs without any other disturbances. At one point, a BAD DANGANRONPA MASHUP plays from the REC ROOM, and Yrr screams Pea's name, but you don't know if she did anything else after that. You take an EGG with you, to bed, and make sure to leave red footsteps

witness accounts: day 5

MURDERER: TURB
You wake up extremely early, grab your ANTLER , and try to find some MATCHES in your room, although you fail miserably. You decide instead to head on right down to the KITCHEN, on your way grabbing the DEER HEAD and carving the skin off to make a MASK, which you then put on.

You wait in the KITCHEN for a while, when you see a bright light coming down the hall. You make out Yuno with a TORCH, and a figure in the dark behind her. Suddenly, you hear someone yelling about how much they hate Monokuma, and then an ELECTRICAL SOUND rings out, and the sound of a body falling to the floor hits your ears, YUNO lets out a small shriek, drops the TORCH, and also hits the floor, as another body hits the floor. You peer around the KITCHEN CORNER and see, through the darkness, KAZUICHI SODA enter the REC ROOM.

You take advantage of the situation and grab Yuno's body and torch, lighting the fire yourself and choking Yuno to death, as it's the most convenient option.

You throw the body into the fire to conceal the evidence.

You take a look at the body behind her and see that it is Draku. You take the mask off, place it outside the REC ROOM, hearing a crazy amount of noise coming from it, and move Draku's unconcious body into the GYM to hide it

When you head back into the HALL, you see another person heading down the stairs with a shotgun, followed by yet another person. You wave to them, and they give your soaking wet ass a weird look and head into the KITCHEN. They let out a gasp once they enter and see Yuno's corpse, but suddenly a crazed Kazuichi Soda bursts out of the REC ROOM and heads past the kitchen weilding a TASER and BROKEN BOTTLE. Spotting one of them, he runs at him screaming about despair but the figure they're running at yells "what about ultimate survivor don't you understand?" and throws Kazuichi into the flames, immediately grabbing a FIRE EXTINGUISHER and putting it out as a charred Kazuichi runs into the LIBRARY.

Walking into the KITCHEN yourself, you let out a mock gasp at the sight of the dead, burned Yuno, and then grab a snack, eat it with the others, who are munching on cold marshmallows and head to bed, accompanied by everyone else.

WITNESS: DRAKU
Waking up early, you wait until Yuno passes your room with the TORCH to emerge for the bonfire. Heading down the stairs, after her, you hear an angry voice behind you, yelling about despair and Monokuma. You turn to look but before you get a glimpse, you feel a sharp pain through your whole body and you collapse on the floor.
An undetermined amount of time later, you wake up confused in the GYM. You head to the KITCHEN but it is empty, except for a blackened corpse in the fire and the STUFFED BEAR which is charred, but since extinguished.

You to to check the BEDROOMS to see what's going on, but everyone is present except for Kazuichi Soda.

WITNESS: YRR
Waking up, you look outside your bedroom. No one is in sight, so you decide to go grab a SHOTGUN. Succeeding at finding one in the HUNTING ROOM, you head back to the hall and meet up with a person.

Heading down the stairs, you see a figure shrouded in darkness near the GYM entrance, although you can't tell if they're leaving or entering, and you go to the KITCHEN, stepping over the deer head, which has been since skinned, with the skin lying next to it, where a warm glow is emanating from. You enter and identify the person with you as Agastya.

Without warning, Kazuichi Soda comes bursting out of the REC ROOM and charges at your companion with a TASER and BROKEN BOTTLE. Before you can shoot him, Agastya grabs him by the fucking hair and throws him into the BONFIRE, yelling "what about ultimate survivor don't you understand?" He immediately grabs a FIRE EXTINGUISHER and puts out the blaze.

A charred Kazuichi then sprints into the LIBRARY, and you gasp in horror: A blackened corpse is lying with the bear in the BONFIRE!
A figure enters the kitchen. Also gasping in horror at the corpse, he shakes it off and grabs a snack from the fridge. You all sit and eat various things, like cold marshmallows for a while, and then you all head to bed.

VICTIM: YUNO
Grabbing a CHAIR LEG from your bedroom, and wrapping a CLOTH around it, you find a match in your drawer and light it up.

You walk down the stairs, torch in hand, followed by Draku.

A sharp pain runs through your body and you pass out.

You never wake up, either because of that, or something that happened afterwards.

YOU HAVE DIED.

WITNESS: AGASTYA
You wake up and exit your room. As you head downstairs you are joined by someone with a SHOTGUN. You walk down the stairs and enter the KITCHEN, stepping over a skinned DEER HEAD outside the REC ROOM, which has the skin lying next to it.

Once inside, you identify the figure with the SHOTGUN as Yrr and start to enjoy the fire, but a crazed Kazuichi Soda, armed with a TASER and a BROKEN BOTTLE comes charging at you. Violently grabbing him by the hair, you yell "what about ultimate survivor don't you understand?" and hurl him into the bonfire.
You grab the FIRE EXTINGUISHER and put out the fire, a charred Kazuichi yelps and runs into the LIBRARY. You gasp in horror though: a blackened corpse is lying in the bonfire!

A figure enters the kitchen. Also gasping in horror at the corpse, he shakes it off and grabs a snack from the fridge. You all sit and eat various things, like cold marshmallows for a while, and then you all head to bed.

WITNESS: KAZUICHI SODA
You sit in your room, scrawling on the walls and muttering about despair. You occasionally also yell about how much you hate Agastya. You build some robots, then immediately destroy them, but you don't dare destroy your precious TASER.

Leaving the room, you see two figured headed downstairs, so you give a maniacal chuckle and follow them down. You taze the first figure, and then the second figure: a torch weilding Yuno. They both hit the floor with a thud, and you continue onto the REC ROOM.

Inside, you violently smash bottles against the arcade machines, completely obliterating them. Grabbing a BROKEN BOTTLE, you exit the room, but outside the KITCHEN you see AGASTYA inside by the light of the fire. Pulling out your TASER, you charge at him yelling, but he yells Turb enters the kitchen. "what about ultimate survivor don't you understand?" and grabs your hair, flipping you into the BONFIRE.

You shriek in pain, but he grabs the FIRE EXTINGUISHER and put it out before it badly burns you. Just slightly chared, you yelp and run to the LIBRARY, where you tear up some books and make a PAPER SNOW ANGEL, before jerking off to the same porn as before and falling asleep.

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