I'M PUBLISHING ALL THE OTHER ACCTS TOGETHER AT A LATER TIME WITH ALSO NEWLY CREATED DEAD PERSON PARTIAL ACCOUNTS BUT FIRST THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THIS BULLSHIT
NIGHT 1
You awaken, grabbing your PILLOWCASE. You leave your door open as you exit, spotting YRR, TURB (who greets you), as well as a SPOOKY GHOST with a PISS KNIFE. T-MAN is also present, heading into the BATHROOM. Heading over to the TROPHY CASE, you spot the aforementioned group of people entering the ELEVATOR.
You notice the TROPHY CASE is bolted to the wall, with a CAN OF PEACHES laying nearby. You open the TROPHY CASE and obtain a CUP-SHAPED TROPHY. You go back through the BEDROOM HALL, spotting four members with different amounts of characters in their names as you pass by them into the BATHROOM.
Drinking some TAP WATER and then filling the CUP-SHAPED TROPHY with more, you see a POOL OF BLOOD AND PISS coming from the toilet stall. Finding T-MAN deceased and with his dick separated in the pool of various liquids, you withhold the urge to barf and instead use your willpower to piss in the CUP-SHAPED TROPHY just a bit. Exiting the BATHROOM, you head on over to the REC ROOM, spotting a SUIT OF ARMOR inside playing video games. Huh.
You open the FRIDGE, spotting a non-matching GOOD SH*T BEER inside alongside all of the other identical BEERS. You remove it and drop it into the GARBAGE CAN, inadvertently causing it to ignite. Oh well. Soon after, you grab the FIVE BEERS you came for, stuffing three of them into your pillowcase and drinking one. As you empty the last into your trophy, you see MARIO entering the room. You explain to him why you are doing this and that you are the ULTIMATE THIRST.
You head up to the ART ROOM, shortly after which ZELMA arrives. You stash RED PAPER, BLACK MARKERS, SCISSORS, and BLACK PAPER into your pillowcase while seeing Zelma pocket 19 TACKS. As you finish, the entire room vibrates around you as THE WORLD'S LOUDEST ORGASM can be heard. God dammit. You head back up the STAIRS and enter the BEDROOM HALL, where you part with ZELMA, who followed you out. You let him know that you are the ULTIMATE THIRST and such before entering your bedroom and falling asleep. As you slumber, in one of your dreams you swear you hear a door opening and closing.
NIGHT 2
You awaken, opening THREE BEERS and taking a sip of each. You PISS a little into ALL THREE. You grab the ART SUPPLIES from your PILLOWCASE and draw a SKULL AND CROSSBONES onto all three bottles. You hear a commotion outside. Fashioning a PHANTOM THIEF CALLING CARD and SCARY MASK from RED AND BLACK PAPER, you hear an EXPLOSION.
You create a KKK OUTFIT out of your BEDSHEET and PILLOWCASE using SCISSORS. You put it on, grabbing the MASK and CALLING CARD. You check underneath your door, confiming no one is in the hall. You walk through into GATO'S BEDROOM, seeing him sleeping inside. You make sure he doesn't wake up by choking him out in his sleep.
You take a SET OF CLOTHES from his CLOSET and put them on. You stuff his BEDSHEET and PILLOWCASE into your pants, replacing his own with the KKK MODIFIED BED GARMENTS. You equip the SCARY MASK.
Making your way out of GATO'S BEDROM, you go into PRUNE FAIRY'S BEDROOM. As you do this, you see TURB exit his room. After waiting for a moment, you exit PRUNE FAIRY'S BEDROOM and see STIRLADREI exit his room with a CAMERA around his neck. You soon enter BLASTERMASTER'S BEDROOM, watching STIRLADREI and TURB exit the BEDROOM HALL. After waiting for a moment as BLASTERMASTER sleeps, you exit his BEDROOM and go over to TURB'S BEDROOM. While doing so, a BLOODIED and CHARRED ELYK exits his ROOM with a CHAIR, dragging it. Entering TURB'S BEDROOM, you drop the CALLING CARD onto the FLOOR and exit, seeing ELYK now sitting down on the CHAIR in the HALLWAY.
You enter YOUR BEDROOM, still donning the disguise. You replace your BEDSHEETS with GATO'S and tear up the SCARY MASK, spraying CONFETTI everywhere. You place the TAINTED BEERS and GATO'S CLOTHES into GATO'S PILLOWCASE. You emerge from your room with a bewildered expression, holding onto GATO'S PILLOWCASE. You head into the PRUNE FAIRY'S BEDROOM as he leaves the BEDROOM HALL. You leave a TAINTED BEER in the room, and take out GATO'S CLOTHES. You go to put them underneath the BED, when the BOOGEYMAN comes out from underneath to eat them whole. You exit, going to BLASTERMASTER'S ROOM to give him his TAINTED BEER. He accepts it. ELYK asks you what you are doing upon exiting, and you reply that you are making deliveries.
Heading into ELYK'S BEDROOM, you leave a TAINTED BEER inside. You see SUPERCHAO exit his room with a SWORD as you leave ELYK'S ROOM. Leaving the BEDROOM HALL, you spot BLASTERMASTER walking into your room with THREE BOTTLES. You travel alongside SUPERCHAO for a time. You realize that one of the STACKS OF BOOKS in front of the LIBRARY is missing. SUPERCHAO departs from you and enters the KITCHEN. As you are heading for the REC ROOM, you spot STIRLADREI at the bottom of the STAIRS. Puzzled, you head upwards, and also spot PRUNE FAIRY on the ground when you get to the SECOND FLOOR. Unfortunately, this distracts you, and you wind up slipping and falling onto your back.
Arising from your slumber, you get up and shake your head. You walk towards the REC ROOM, avoiding further BANANA PEELS. BLASTERMASTER was not so fortunate, as you see him on the ground as well. Before you can enter the REC ROOM, the doors open, revealing someone carrying a BUNCH OF PISTOLS. They slip and fall victim to yet another BANANA PEEL, dropping all of the PISTOLS and revealing themselves to be DUDE. YOu finally walk inside.
You grab a BEER and start drinking it as you exit, spotting STIRLADREI by the TASER LOCKER. You proceed to flip him off and call him a cunt. Walking past someone carrying LIKE THIRTY CANS, you flip them off and call them a cunt as well, to no response.
Making your way through to the SECOND FLOOR LEFT SIDE, you see STIRLADREI enter the ART ROOM. Entering the ELEVATOR, YRR and SEAL are inside. PISS is on the floor. Disgusted, you flip them off and call them cunts. YRR is scribbling into a PISS-STAINED TOME using BLOOD from the walls. Wait, there's LIT CANDLES too. What the fuck?
Avoiding that weird situation further, you enter the BEDROOM HALL, flipping off SUPERCHAO and ELYK, who is still sitting in his chair. They're cunts too. Entering your BEDROOM, you put GATO'S PILLOWCASE over your own PILLOW as you notice THREE BOTTLES in your BEDROOM. Then, you fall asleep.
NIGHT 3
You awaken, fashioning your bedding into a KLANSMAN OUTFIT, which you stuff into your pants, alongside your SCISSORS. You pocket CONFETTI, grabbing a BEER as well. You exit your ROOM, heading to 2F RIGHT SIDE. Plucking up the BANANA PEELS and putting them into the TASER LOCKER, you stand outside of it. PEA walks by and down the STAIRS. TURB, holding a HORSE MASK and TAPE, walks out of the BEDROOM HALL TOP and goes DOWNSTAIRS as well. Seeing that the area is clear, you grab a PISTOL, run into the BATHROOM, lock the STALL DOOR, cover the FIRST BULLET in your AMMO CLIP with the GORE, and fire it into the LOWER STALL WALL, letting out a loud scream. Scattering CONFETTI, you shimmy out from underneath the STALL, pocket MARIO'S DICK, tear your PANTS, and cover them with BLOOD. YOu throw on the KLAN HOOD and ROBE, leaving the BEER in the STALL.
Walking into ELYK'S ROOM, you find him asleep. You beat the SHIT out of him to make sure he stays that way before stripping him and putting MARIO'S DICK in his mouth. Donning his CLOTHES, you steal ELYK'S PILLOWCASE and replace his SHEET with the KLAN ROBE. Stuffing his BEDDING down your pants, you grab the SKULL AND CROSSBONES BEER from his room. You then head on out, passing by SUPERCHAO headed the opposite way in the SECRET PASSAGE. Entering the PARTY ROOM, you grab a GIFT BAG and exchange ELYK'S SHIRT for a FANCY COAT, leaving the SHIRT there. Leaving the PARTY ROOM, you head on into the PISS KNIFE STORAGE. You grab a PISS KNIFE and stuff it inside your FANCY COAT, which absorbs the PISS.
Taking the path over to the ART ROOM, you pass through the KITCHEN, which SUPERCHAO is leaving. You spot a RAN AND CHEN drawing on the FRIDGE, before grabbing a SHITLOAD OF BLACK AND RED PAPER. Making your way on back to the BEDROOM HALL TOP, you wait at the END OF THE HALL for people to disperse. You notice a YOUMU DRAWING and a BILLION OTHER STUPID THINGS like an UPSIDE DOWN PENTAGRAM on TURB'S DOOR.
Noting that the area is empty after you see TWO PEOPLE leave out of the HALLWAY after meeting up at the BATHROOM, you head into it, shimmy under the STALL, and smash the SKULL AND CROSSBONES BEER. You take out ELYK'S PILLOWCASE, disposing of the KLAN HOOD into the TOILET WATER TANK. You drink from the BEER, realizing that the majority of it is PISS THAT BURNS YOUR THROAT, but you know that it won't kill you due to when you received it so you drink it anyways. What a gfay. You then PISS into the BOTTLE yourself. Good job. Quickly procuring another SCARY MASK out of your ART MATERIALS, you put ELYK'S PANTS, the FANCY COAT WITH PISS KNIFE ENCLOSED, the SCARY MASK, and the PISS BEER in the STALL into ELYK'S PILLOWCASE.
Making your way to the ART ROOM with a fake limp and BLOODY PANTS, you walk past the PILE OF PISTOLS and notice ANOTHER IS MISSING. You see someone inside the KITCHEN that appears to be KYLE with a MESS OF BEDSHEETS on their head with the FRIDGE open. Why does it smell like SHIT in here, jesus fuck. Thankfully, they leave in short order. BLASTERMASTER arrives, so you make a BLUE CUCK LABEL, put it on the STALL BEER, and give it to him. BLASTERMASTER makes a MASK in the meanwhile and tapes it to his face, and you also see him preparing a CALLING CARD. You wait until he leaves, the MASK taped to his face, and tell him that you're trying to find a GLITTER PEN. You eventually find and take one. While no one is around in the room, you throw on the FANCY COAT, ELYK'S PANTS, and the SCARY MASK before heading out of the room and walking around to the STAIRS.
Once there, you encounter MASKED BLASTERMASTER again, pulling out your PISS KNIFE. You fake an attempt on his life, and he dodges your stabs. PISS drops onto the STAIRS. He runs away quickly, leaving you alone to head back to the SECRET PASSAGE. You swap your outfits while no one is around and throw down some CONFETTI. Now back in your usual garb, you limp on over to the ELEVATOR, seeing STIRLADREI in front of it behind the set of BOOKS at the LIBRARY WALL. You enter it, noticing the ELEVATOR is CLEAN... but there's PISS on the floor again. Why. Passing by the TROPHY CASE on your way out, you spot FIREWORKS and TWO_FINGER inside. Going into the BEDROOM HALL BOTTOM, you notice that FIREWORKS are no longer outside SUPERCHAO'S ROOM. PRUNE FAIRY'S DOOR is open, and you walk inside, closing the door and spotting a GLASS SHARD on the ground.
You decide to play SIMON SAYS loudly with the BOOGEYMAN, who is not very amused. After a while, you get back up and limp on back through. The scene is unchanged, with TWO_FINGER and DREI still at their posts. Walking past the PILE OF PISTOLS, you notice the MISSING PISTOL has been replaced. Heading through the BEDROOM HALL TOP, you see a BLOODY BEDSHEET FORT with PISS soaked into it. What the hell? Time to just head into your ROOM, you guess. Tossing the CONTENTS OF ELYK'S PILLOWCASE into a hole cut into your MATTRESS via SCISSORS, you cover it up with ELYK'S SHEET and put ELYK'S PILLOWCASE over your own before falling asleep.
NIGHT 4
Flipping up your MATTRESS, you obtain the shit from within it, producing more CONFETTI and cutting ELYK'S PANTS into LONG STRIPS OF FABRIC. You stuff everything into your PARTY BAG, including into your PILLOWCASE. You equip your PHANTOM THIEF GEAR and get out your GUN. You check underneath the doorway, spotting movement, so you wait.
When the coast is clear, you head for BLASTERMASTER'S BEDROOM, finding him sleeping. You choke him out, tossing CONFETTI onto the floor before tying him up with the FABRIC STRIPS before shoving him into the CLOSET. You then grab the CUCK BEER and make more KLAN ROBES from his SHEETS, putting them over the PHANTOM THIEF OUTFIT. As you rush out, you see SOMEONE IN A BEDSHEET exit TURB'S ROOM and mess with his DOOR ITEMS. Making it into the REC ROOM, you grab an EXTRA GUN and slip it into your PARTY BAG. You fire the GUN from last night into the ARCADE MACHINE, destroying it. You slip out of your KLAN ROBES and put them away.
As you walk through 2F RIGHT SIDE out of the REC ROOM, you notice a PISTOL is missing. You run inside of the KITCHEN and wait, but no one comes through. You head to the PARTY ROOM, which is empty. You grab the FOG MACHINE, drink the CUCK BEER, PISS in it a little, and pour it into the MACHINE along with FOG JUICE. You leave the CUCK BEER on the FLOOR.
Carrying the FOG MACHINE, you enter the ELEVATOR, confronting BARACK OBAMA and his SECRET SERVICE AGENT. The AGENT has his FLY down, and you realize there's extra PISS on the floor. He pulls a GUN out and shoots at you, which you slice in twine with your PISS KNIFE, adding more PISS to the pile. You slip out of the ELEVATOR and leave OBAMA behind, seeing a SUIT OF ARMOR performing a RITUAL DANCE near a PILE OF RUBBLE, SHIT, AND PISS where the TROPHY CASE should be. Some GLASS SHARDS are missing, and a BROKEN BOTTLE is on the ground. You open the BEDROOM HALL DOOR and put the FOG MACHINE inside, setting it to HEAVY FOG before closing the door.
You wait for a moment for the fog to knock people out, then rush in. Someone is passed out in the MURKY FOG. Making it to TURB'S DOOR, you open it, realizing the HORSE MASK and PENTAGRAM are missing. You close it after you, drop CONFETTI, shoot TURB in the HEAD, drop the gun in his hands, and notice the GLASSES GHOST BEDSHEETS on his bed. You replace TURB'S BEDSHEETS with the KLAN ROBES and throw on TURB'S PANTS. Checking underneath the door to make sure no one is in the hall, you crawl across the FOGGY GROUND into your own bedroom. You flip up your MATTRESS and stuff eveyrhting inside, including TURB'S PANTS.
Waiting in your room, you hear coughing, then wait further. Walking out of your BEDROOM with nothing on you, you notice the FOG is thinning, as you cough your way through it, seeing someone passed out on the floor still. You take the ELEVATOR, seeing a SUIT OF ARMOR WITH A SWORD and DRAWING exit it as you enter. You head to the ART ROOM and prepare to wait for BLASTERMASTER, but TWO_FINGER is inside wearing ELYK'S SHIRT. He lunges at you with a GLASS SHARD, but you evade him. He runs out of the room in short order. Annoyed, you make a PAPER MASK and grab SCISSORS before waiting for a bit.
Realizing BLASTERMASTER isn't coming, you head outside. Passing through the KITCHEN, you see ZELMA making a PROTEIN SHAKE. In the 1F TOP HALL, a CLANGING SPOOKY GHOST passes by towards the LIBRARY. You use the STAIRS, waiting up by the STAIRWAY. PEA walks out of the REC ROOM with a GUN, and you lunge for his throat. He manages to avoid your "attack", and runs to the BEDROOM HALL. Your head clears and your TUNNEL VISION fades, leaving you to realize TWO_FINGER has been standing by the TASER LOCKER with a TASER in hand this whole time, watching. You shrug at him, noticing the WALL OF PEA CANS outside the REC ROOM as you enter with TWO_FINGER. He sets a DRINK down on top of the SHOT ARCADE CABINET. You grab a BEER and start playing MARIO PARTY. ZELMA enters the room and starts playing CALL OF DUTY. TWO_FINGER eventually exits with his DRINK.
You exit the REC ROOM yourself, spotting GLASS SHARDS missing from near the DESTROYED PISS AND SHIT TROPHY CASE THAT NOW HAS SPRITANIUM AND A TASER ON TOP OF IT. BEE heads to the ELEVATOR nearby. Entering the BEDROOM HALL, you realize the FOG is nearly all cleared out. You spot a DRAWING on TURB'S DOOR and TWO_FINGER messing with something at his own door. PISS is all over the BATHROOM DOOR. A CLANGING GHOST enters SUPERCHAO'S BEDROOM. Walking into your own room to go to bed, you realize your BEDSHEETS have been taken.
NIGHT 1
You awaken, grabbing your PILLOWCASE. You leave your door open as you exit, spotting YRR, TURB (who greets you), as well as a SPOOKY GHOST with a PISS KNIFE. T-MAN is also present, heading into the BATHROOM. Heading over to the TROPHY CASE, you spot the aforementioned group of people entering the ELEVATOR.
You notice the TROPHY CASE is bolted to the wall, with a CAN OF PEACHES laying nearby. You open the TROPHY CASE and obtain a CUP-SHAPED TROPHY. You go back through the BEDROOM HALL, spotting four members with different amounts of characters in their names as you pass by them into the BATHROOM.
Drinking some TAP WATER and then filling the CUP-SHAPED TROPHY with more, you see a POOL OF BLOOD AND PISS coming from the toilet stall. Finding T-MAN deceased and with his dick separated in the pool of various liquids, you withhold the urge to barf and instead use your willpower to piss in the CUP-SHAPED TROPHY just a bit. Exiting the BATHROOM, you head on over to the REC ROOM, spotting a SUIT OF ARMOR inside playing video games. Huh.
You open the FRIDGE, spotting a non-matching GOOD SH*T BEER inside alongside all of the other identical BEERS. You remove it and drop it into the GARBAGE CAN, inadvertently causing it to ignite. Oh well. Soon after, you grab the FIVE BEERS you came for, stuffing three of them into your pillowcase and drinking one. As you empty the last into your trophy, you see MARIO entering the room. You explain to him why you are doing this and that you are the ULTIMATE THIRST.
You head up to the ART ROOM, shortly after which ZELMA arrives. You stash RED PAPER, BLACK MARKERS, SCISSORS, and BLACK PAPER into your pillowcase while seeing Zelma pocket 19 TACKS. As you finish, the entire room vibrates around you as THE WORLD'S LOUDEST ORGASM can be heard. God dammit. You head back up the STAIRS and enter the BEDROOM HALL, where you part with ZELMA, who followed you out. You let him know that you are the ULTIMATE THIRST and such before entering your bedroom and falling asleep. As you slumber, in one of your dreams you swear you hear a door opening and closing.
NIGHT 2
You awaken, opening THREE BEERS and taking a sip of each. You PISS a little into ALL THREE. You grab the ART SUPPLIES from your PILLOWCASE and draw a SKULL AND CROSSBONES onto all three bottles. You hear a commotion outside. Fashioning a PHANTOM THIEF CALLING CARD and SCARY MASK from RED AND BLACK PAPER, you hear an EXPLOSION.
You create a KKK OUTFIT out of your BEDSHEET and PILLOWCASE using SCISSORS. You put it on, grabbing the MASK and CALLING CARD. You check underneath your door, confiming no one is in the hall. You walk through into GATO'S BEDROOM, seeing him sleeping inside. You make sure he doesn't wake up by choking him out in his sleep.
You take a SET OF CLOTHES from his CLOSET and put them on. You stuff his BEDSHEET and PILLOWCASE into your pants, replacing his own with the KKK MODIFIED BED GARMENTS. You equip the SCARY MASK.
Making your way out of GATO'S BEDROM, you go into PRUNE FAIRY'S BEDROOM. As you do this, you see TURB exit his room. After waiting for a moment, you exit PRUNE FAIRY'S BEDROOM and see STIRLADREI exit his room with a CAMERA around his neck. You soon enter BLASTERMASTER'S BEDROOM, watching STIRLADREI and TURB exit the BEDROOM HALL. After waiting for a moment as BLASTERMASTER sleeps, you exit his BEDROOM and go over to TURB'S BEDROOM. While doing so, a BLOODIED and CHARRED ELYK exits his ROOM with a CHAIR, dragging it. Entering TURB'S BEDROOM, you drop the CALLING CARD onto the FLOOR and exit, seeing ELYK now sitting down on the CHAIR in the HALLWAY.
You enter YOUR BEDROOM, still donning the disguise. You replace your BEDSHEETS with GATO'S and tear up the SCARY MASK, spraying CONFETTI everywhere. You place the TAINTED BEERS and GATO'S CLOTHES into GATO'S PILLOWCASE. You emerge from your room with a bewildered expression, holding onto GATO'S PILLOWCASE. You head into the PRUNE FAIRY'S BEDROOM as he leaves the BEDROOM HALL. You leave a TAINTED BEER in the room, and take out GATO'S CLOTHES. You go to put them underneath the BED, when the BOOGEYMAN comes out from underneath to eat them whole. You exit, going to BLASTERMASTER'S ROOM to give him his TAINTED BEER. He accepts it. ELYK asks you what you are doing upon exiting, and you reply that you are making deliveries.
Heading into ELYK'S BEDROOM, you leave a TAINTED BEER inside. You see SUPERCHAO exit his room with a SWORD as you leave ELYK'S ROOM. Leaving the BEDROOM HALL, you spot BLASTERMASTER walking into your room with THREE BOTTLES. You travel alongside SUPERCHAO for a time. You realize that one of the STACKS OF BOOKS in front of the LIBRARY is missing. SUPERCHAO departs from you and enters the KITCHEN. As you are heading for the REC ROOM, you spot STIRLADREI at the bottom of the STAIRS. Puzzled, you head upwards, and also spot PRUNE FAIRY on the ground when you get to the SECOND FLOOR. Unfortunately, this distracts you, and you wind up slipping and falling onto your back.
Arising from your slumber, you get up and shake your head. You walk towards the REC ROOM, avoiding further BANANA PEELS. BLASTERMASTER was not so fortunate, as you see him on the ground as well. Before you can enter the REC ROOM, the doors open, revealing someone carrying a BUNCH OF PISTOLS. They slip and fall victim to yet another BANANA PEEL, dropping all of the PISTOLS and revealing themselves to be DUDE. YOu finally walk inside.
You grab a BEER and start drinking it as you exit, spotting STIRLADREI by the TASER LOCKER. You proceed to flip him off and call him a cunt. Walking past someone carrying LIKE THIRTY CANS, you flip them off and call them a cunt as well, to no response.
Making your way through to the SECOND FLOOR LEFT SIDE, you see STIRLADREI enter the ART ROOM. Entering the ELEVATOR, YRR and SEAL are inside. PISS is on the floor. Disgusted, you flip them off and call them cunts. YRR is scribbling into a PISS-STAINED TOME using BLOOD from the walls. Wait, there's LIT CANDLES too. What the fuck?
Avoiding that weird situation further, you enter the BEDROOM HALL, flipping off SUPERCHAO and ELYK, who is still sitting in his chair. They're cunts too. Entering your BEDROOM, you put GATO'S PILLOWCASE over your own PILLOW as you notice THREE BOTTLES in your BEDROOM. Then, you fall asleep.
NIGHT 3
You awaken, fashioning your bedding into a KLANSMAN OUTFIT, which you stuff into your pants, alongside your SCISSORS. You pocket CONFETTI, grabbing a BEER as well. You exit your ROOM, heading to 2F RIGHT SIDE. Plucking up the BANANA PEELS and putting them into the TASER LOCKER, you stand outside of it. PEA walks by and down the STAIRS. TURB, holding a HORSE MASK and TAPE, walks out of the BEDROOM HALL TOP and goes DOWNSTAIRS as well. Seeing that the area is clear, you grab a PISTOL, run into the BATHROOM, lock the STALL DOOR, cover the FIRST BULLET in your AMMO CLIP with the GORE, and fire it into the LOWER STALL WALL, letting out a loud scream. Scattering CONFETTI, you shimmy out from underneath the STALL, pocket MARIO'S DICK, tear your PANTS, and cover them with BLOOD. YOu throw on the KLAN HOOD and ROBE, leaving the BEER in the STALL.
Walking into ELYK'S ROOM, you find him asleep. You beat the SHIT out of him to make sure he stays that way before stripping him and putting MARIO'S DICK in his mouth. Donning his CLOTHES, you steal ELYK'S PILLOWCASE and replace his SHEET with the KLAN ROBE. Stuffing his BEDDING down your pants, you grab the SKULL AND CROSSBONES BEER from his room. You then head on out, passing by SUPERCHAO headed the opposite way in the SECRET PASSAGE. Entering the PARTY ROOM, you grab a GIFT BAG and exchange ELYK'S SHIRT for a FANCY COAT, leaving the SHIRT there. Leaving the PARTY ROOM, you head on into the PISS KNIFE STORAGE. You grab a PISS KNIFE and stuff it inside your FANCY COAT, which absorbs the PISS.
Taking the path over to the ART ROOM, you pass through the KITCHEN, which SUPERCHAO is leaving. You spot a RAN AND CHEN drawing on the FRIDGE, before grabbing a SHITLOAD OF BLACK AND RED PAPER. Making your way on back to the BEDROOM HALL TOP, you wait at the END OF THE HALL for people to disperse. You notice a YOUMU DRAWING and a BILLION OTHER STUPID THINGS like an UPSIDE DOWN PENTAGRAM on TURB'S DOOR.
Noting that the area is empty after you see TWO PEOPLE leave out of the HALLWAY after meeting up at the BATHROOM, you head into it, shimmy under the STALL, and smash the SKULL AND CROSSBONES BEER. You take out ELYK'S PILLOWCASE, disposing of the KLAN HOOD into the TOILET WATER TANK. You drink from the BEER, realizing that the majority of it is PISS THAT BURNS YOUR THROAT, but you know that it won't kill you due to when you received it so you drink it anyways. What a gfay. You then PISS into the BOTTLE yourself. Good job. Quickly procuring another SCARY MASK out of your ART MATERIALS, you put ELYK'S PANTS, the FANCY COAT WITH PISS KNIFE ENCLOSED, the SCARY MASK, and the PISS BEER in the STALL into ELYK'S PILLOWCASE.
Making your way to the ART ROOM with a fake limp and BLOODY PANTS, you walk past the PILE OF PISTOLS and notice ANOTHER IS MISSING. You see someone inside the KITCHEN that appears to be KYLE with a MESS OF BEDSHEETS on their head with the FRIDGE open. Why does it smell like SHIT in here, jesus fuck. Thankfully, they leave in short order. BLASTERMASTER arrives, so you make a BLUE CUCK LABEL, put it on the STALL BEER, and give it to him. BLASTERMASTER makes a MASK in the meanwhile and tapes it to his face, and you also see him preparing a CALLING CARD. You wait until he leaves, the MASK taped to his face, and tell him that you're trying to find a GLITTER PEN. You eventually find and take one. While no one is around in the room, you throw on the FANCY COAT, ELYK'S PANTS, and the SCARY MASK before heading out of the room and walking around to the STAIRS.
Once there, you encounter MASKED BLASTERMASTER again, pulling out your PISS KNIFE. You fake an attempt on his life, and he dodges your stabs. PISS drops onto the STAIRS. He runs away quickly, leaving you alone to head back to the SECRET PASSAGE. You swap your outfits while no one is around and throw down some CONFETTI. Now back in your usual garb, you limp on over to the ELEVATOR, seeing STIRLADREI in front of it behind the set of BOOKS at the LIBRARY WALL. You enter it, noticing the ELEVATOR is CLEAN... but there's PISS on the floor again. Why. Passing by the TROPHY CASE on your way out, you spot FIREWORKS and TWO_FINGER inside. Going into the BEDROOM HALL BOTTOM, you notice that FIREWORKS are no longer outside SUPERCHAO'S ROOM. PRUNE FAIRY'S DOOR is open, and you walk inside, closing the door and spotting a GLASS SHARD on the ground.
You decide to play SIMON SAYS loudly with the BOOGEYMAN, who is not very amused. After a while, you get back up and limp on back through. The scene is unchanged, with TWO_FINGER and DREI still at their posts. Walking past the PILE OF PISTOLS, you notice the MISSING PISTOL has been replaced. Heading through the BEDROOM HALL TOP, you see a BLOODY BEDSHEET FORT with PISS soaked into it. What the hell? Time to just head into your ROOM, you guess. Tossing the CONTENTS OF ELYK'S PILLOWCASE into a hole cut into your MATTRESS via SCISSORS, you cover it up with ELYK'S SHEET and put ELYK'S PILLOWCASE over your own before falling asleep.
NIGHT 4
Flipping up your MATTRESS, you obtain the shit from within it, producing more CONFETTI and cutting ELYK'S PANTS into LONG STRIPS OF FABRIC. You stuff everything into your PARTY BAG, including into your PILLOWCASE. You equip your PHANTOM THIEF GEAR and get out your GUN. You check underneath the doorway, spotting movement, so you wait.
When the coast is clear, you head for BLASTERMASTER'S BEDROOM, finding him sleeping. You choke him out, tossing CONFETTI onto the floor before tying him up with the FABRIC STRIPS before shoving him into the CLOSET. You then grab the CUCK BEER and make more KLAN ROBES from his SHEETS, putting them over the PHANTOM THIEF OUTFIT. As you rush out, you see SOMEONE IN A BEDSHEET exit TURB'S ROOM and mess with his DOOR ITEMS. Making it into the REC ROOM, you grab an EXTRA GUN and slip it into your PARTY BAG. You fire the GUN from last night into the ARCADE MACHINE, destroying it. You slip out of your KLAN ROBES and put them away.
As you walk through 2F RIGHT SIDE out of the REC ROOM, you notice a PISTOL is missing. You run inside of the KITCHEN and wait, but no one comes through. You head to the PARTY ROOM, which is empty. You grab the FOG MACHINE, drink the CUCK BEER, PISS in it a little, and pour it into the MACHINE along with FOG JUICE. You leave the CUCK BEER on the FLOOR.
Carrying the FOG MACHINE, you enter the ELEVATOR, confronting BARACK OBAMA and his SECRET SERVICE AGENT. The AGENT has his FLY down, and you realize there's extra PISS on the floor. He pulls a GUN out and shoots at you, which you slice in twine with your PISS KNIFE, adding more PISS to the pile. You slip out of the ELEVATOR and leave OBAMA behind, seeing a SUIT OF ARMOR performing a RITUAL DANCE near a PILE OF RUBBLE, SHIT, AND PISS where the TROPHY CASE should be. Some GLASS SHARDS are missing, and a BROKEN BOTTLE is on the ground. You open the BEDROOM HALL DOOR and put the FOG MACHINE inside, setting it to HEAVY FOG before closing the door.
You wait for a moment for the fog to knock people out, then rush in. Someone is passed out in the MURKY FOG. Making it to TURB'S DOOR, you open it, realizing the HORSE MASK and PENTAGRAM are missing. You close it after you, drop CONFETTI, shoot TURB in the HEAD, drop the gun in his hands, and notice the GLASSES GHOST BEDSHEETS on his bed. You replace TURB'S BEDSHEETS with the KLAN ROBES and throw on TURB'S PANTS. Checking underneath the door to make sure no one is in the hall, you crawl across the FOGGY GROUND into your own bedroom. You flip up your MATTRESS and stuff eveyrhting inside, including TURB'S PANTS.
Waiting in your room, you hear coughing, then wait further. Walking out of your BEDROOM with nothing on you, you notice the FOG is thinning, as you cough your way through it, seeing someone passed out on the floor still. You take the ELEVATOR, seeing a SUIT OF ARMOR WITH A SWORD and DRAWING exit it as you enter. You head to the ART ROOM and prepare to wait for BLASTERMASTER, but TWO_FINGER is inside wearing ELYK'S SHIRT. He lunges at you with a GLASS SHARD, but you evade him. He runs out of the room in short order. Annoyed, you make a PAPER MASK and grab SCISSORS before waiting for a bit.
Realizing BLASTERMASTER isn't coming, you head outside. Passing through the KITCHEN, you see ZELMA making a PROTEIN SHAKE. In the 1F TOP HALL, a CLANGING SPOOKY GHOST passes by towards the LIBRARY. You use the STAIRS, waiting up by the STAIRWAY. PEA walks out of the REC ROOM with a GUN, and you lunge for his throat. He manages to avoid your "attack", and runs to the BEDROOM HALL. Your head clears and your TUNNEL VISION fades, leaving you to realize TWO_FINGER has been standing by the TASER LOCKER with a TASER in hand this whole time, watching. You shrug at him, noticing the WALL OF PEA CANS outside the REC ROOM as you enter with TWO_FINGER. He sets a DRINK down on top of the SHOT ARCADE CABINET. You grab a BEER and start playing MARIO PARTY. ZELMA enters the room and starts playing CALL OF DUTY. TWO_FINGER eventually exits with his DRINK.
You exit the REC ROOM yourself, spotting GLASS SHARDS missing from near the DESTROYED PISS AND SHIT TROPHY CASE THAT NOW HAS SPRITANIUM AND A TASER ON TOP OF IT. BEE heads to the ELEVATOR nearby. Entering the BEDROOM HALL, you realize the FOG is nearly all cleared out. You spot a DRAWING on TURB'S DOOR and TWO_FINGER messing with something at his own door. PISS is all over the BATHROOM DOOR. A CLANGING GHOST enters SUPERCHAO'S BEDROOM. Walking into your own room to go to bed, you realize your BEDSHEETS have been taken.
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