Alright! Since everyone (Producer) is crazy suspicious for some reason and can't trust a friendly bear face, I guess I'll give my full Monokuma Testimony so we're on the same page!
Well first, I wake up, and as I'm leaving that rascal Bubsy is sneaking into Angie's room again! Sheesh, guy, can't you do things that aren't spoil somebody's attempt? Or steal panties? Seriously, I thought you were an E-rated star! Show some tact!
Anyway, I slipped down through the casino and raided the ticket office for those precious, precious Monocoins! Surprised nobody else thought of that one!
After that, I signed that silly guestbook. How will anyone know that Monokuma was here if I don't?
And after that, I passed Producer fishing for corpses. What a weirdo! Hope she was a good catch, buddy!
And then in the casino, I got a little Inspired, and built a little Me head out of that useless Lego™. Puhuhu, I ran out of them! Just a little bit of daily despair for me!
Anyway, I raided the staff office for more loot, and ended up with just cards. And a bruise, courtesy of that Betsy. Sheesh, I thought I was popular with old people!
Later, I flung those cards at Raptor and Maitre, after Raptor tried to knock me out with his little sleeping pill trick. Don't think I didn't notice, buddy!
Also, Betsy headed out of the backstage area dressed up a some kinda nun. Weirdo.
Anyway, I headed out to the beach, and maybe I'm the one possessed by Atua, because I headed into the beach house and made even more art! What did I make? Puhuhu, that's a surprise! I'm sure you can find the materials missing if you wanted to check it out, though.
In less vague terms unrelated to potential murder plots, I headed over to raid that tiki bar, kicking over the stupid sand castle somebody else finished. Get creative, nerd!
I returned to my room with all my loot, and ditch as much of the alcohol and coins as I can. Apparently, I didn't ditch enough, 'cause I had a bunch on me as I left and got knocked out by Producer. Thanks for the pen, asshole!
Oh well. I stopped trying to loot the good stuff, anyway. Y'all are too fast for an old bear like me!
Also, I went back to bed after I woke up. Too tired after taking a forced nap, I guess!
Aaaand that's it! Was Monokuma Testimony everything you hoped for?
@Monokuma As a show of good faith, too, I'll show off all the GUNS, KEYCARDS, and REAL PHYSICAL KEYS I got on my person, and hiding in that room of mine!
I think we somehow passed the point of room checks for some reason, but whatever!