Need some help getting a good, reliable thermometer for investigating the paranormal, my first instinct was to go to Wal-Mart and get a cheap infrared thermometer but found out through some research that they are useless, and the ones offered on paranormal sites to buy are way to expensive. Any one have any ideas on a good one?

Are you going to stick it in the ghost's butts to take their temperature? I'm not sure what else you would want the thermometer for.

hes gonna try to give the goasts a cold and then try to find where their butts are with the thermometer by checking if it gets warmer, duh

demonstration of finding ghost butts