I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my fail

- went to halloween store to pick up Ouija board
- grab the board proceed to the check-out
- cute girl is behind the counter
- my palms start to sweat and I get nervous
- cute girl tells me it's $30.00
- I reach into my pocket for my money
- spaghetti falls out
- everyone stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor
- I try to clean it with my jacket but it doesn't work
- I run out of store

no pics of girl because I ran away