um... hello guys, it's arin's cousin Not Arin I...

Arin tasked me to introduce you all to our higher ups and get things started so um...

I hope you don't mind but I looked at your little, brief info and... googled everything necessary to make a quick sheet beforei t was night

but anyway they SAID YES, oh... crap that's a spoiler...

let¡s' start:

mr krabs is holding onto it for me

spongeboob squirepin

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Manager's questions: "Are you a sane human being?"
spongeboob: "no"
Manager's reply: "it's a yes from me"

woooow... we got our first joycon everyone! wooooo!

but that's not all... let's introduce our other two joycons...

extremely good at video games, passionate lover, class clown

steve

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Manager's questions: "Steve, why -are- you so good at videogames?"
steve: "It's only natural, bro. I day this for a living."
Manager's reply: "Get me a pentakill and we'll talk, Steve."

zomg that's a yes! like, of course, getting a pentakill is piss easy for someone like a steve so it's immediate hire...

congratulations steve...

and now let's go to our final introduction... the boy himself...

Apologies for the censor bar - it's genetic.

Jonas Brother

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Manager's questions: "Mr. Jones, why is there a spoiler bar over your face?"
Jones: "gettyimages.com"
Manager's question 2: "Mr. Jones?"
Jones: "N/A - I only write checks."
Manager's reply: "gettyimages.yes"

and that's all for today...!

Arin will show you all day 2 in... maybe... i dunno...

he will soon okay...? stay tuned...

just wanted to... introduce... our three members... our... joycon...s...

...the ones... anyway... cya...

what the fuck