Congratulations,

You've found yourself seeking employment for our wonderful new division. We'll skip the interview process for now and hire based on just the follow criteria being demonstrated:

Post a vocaroo link of yourself saying, "Everything is going to be daijoubu."

That's it! We'll be rehiring next week and you are absolutely welcome to reapply for that round. In a few days, I'll randomly assign you to a role and pass you a script. Get that audio back to be ASAP! It's piss easy and you'll get paid!

https://voca.ro/eaK1uWhL2oP

https://voca.ro/o2Z279B0d61

This post was last modified: Jul 23, 2020 at 8:31 AM by Minus Shachou.

The president of the newly formed division of Minus World is lying on his office floor. His clothes are ruffled and loose, but his face is tight with concentrated energy. Atop his crotch is Melinda, the secretary. They finish their business and return to the monotony of work. Minus Shachou glides himself to the submissions shelf and pulls the two applications. "

"A dog and a deer are it? I've already finished half of the day and this is what we've managed to attract for all of our clients?" exclaimed the president to Melinda. She glared at him for a moment, and began again were the clacks of her keyboard.

"A dog

sorry

https://voca.ro/3dTi5OD6ZXe
I hope it wasn't too much, the way I said it

https://voca.ro/j9Vfk5T1Cml

https://voca.ro/6DZLu3nM6wp

The president arrives the next day swaying. His eyes are unequally fluttering at the dreary illumination in the office space. He grabs the paperwork from the submissions shelf and collapses into his chair. After 30 minutes of passing in and out of a daze, he fortifies enough to stare at the applicants.

"Ah, okay, we can work with these." The tired spasming of his right cheek yields to a smirk, and he goes to reach his head out of the door. Slowly, his head fixates onto Melinda.

Holding the papers out for delivery, he begins loudly, "get these folks here scripts ASAP!"

https://vocaroo.com/jbA2qGrU9nR

My mic's really quiet for some reason unless I'm basically eating it but I'll try my best