RAM RANCH ATTEMPTING THE NO MEAT CHALLENGE

Ram Ranch Redemption · Dec 14, 2020 at 4:24 AM

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18 FULLY CLOTHED COWBOYS WITH RAM RANCH SALAD DRESSING
LIMP FLACCID RELAXED SEXUAL ORGANS KEPT IN THEIR PANTS
18 SELF ASSURED COWBOYS WANTING TO EAT PLANTS
VEGETARIAN COWBOYS IN THE LABORATORIES AT RAM RANCH
MANUFACTURING INCLUSIVE OPTIONS FOR RAM RANCH ENTERPRISES
RAM RANCH DRESSING REALLY ROCKS

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HOT WHOLESOME COWBOYS WITH THEIR HARVEST IN THE YARD
EIGHTEEN MORE FREE RANGE COWBOYS ALSO IN THE YARD
BIG BULGING ROOT VEGETABLES EVER SO HARD

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SALAD TOSSING IN THE SHOWERS OF RAM RANCH
BOTTLES OF DRESSING MARINATING FRESH COWBOY GREENS
LIKE A HEALTHY SALAD WITH LEGUME PROTEINS

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BIG HARD DOUBLE ENTENDRES GETTING REPRESSED REAL DEEP
SEXUAL THOUGHTS EVEN GETTING IGNORED IN THEIR SLEEP
MEAT FREE RAM RANCH.... IT...

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Aidan · Dec 14, 2020 at 4:26 AM

I know we already did voting but this is the post of the year

B3ll3 · Dec 14, 2020 at 4:32 AM

i want some ranch uwu

Skinny Penis · Dec 14, 2020 at 4:42 AM

nnn was last month bb..... mmmm xoxo haha

B3ll3 · Dec 14, 2020 at 4:42 AM

pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease mwister cwoboy ive bwen a gwood wittle cwowgwirl all wear wong uwu *does the ranch stripper pole dance*

Skinny Penis · Dec 14, 2020 at 4:51 AM

(Dec 14, 2020 at 4:42 AM)Shygul Wrote: pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease mwister cwoboy ive bwen a gwood wittle cwowgwirl all wear wong uwu *does the ranch stripper pole dance*

heey baby got a tinder? haha

y'wanna see slme... uh... skin y penis?

Draku · Dec 14, 2020 at 5:13 AM

(Dec 14, 2020 at 4:26 AM)Aidan Wrote: I know we already did voting but this is the post of the year

nominate it in the 2021 awards

Amoeba · Dec 14, 2020 at 5:15 AM

Hey, while you're all here, does anyone want my big horse-cock? Friendly

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B3ll3 · Dec 14, 2020 at 5:18 AM

(Dec 14, 2020 at 4:51 AM)Skinny Penis Wrote:
(Dec 14, 2020 at 4:42 AM)Shygul Wrote: pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease mwister cwoboy ive bwen a gwood wittle cwowgwirl all wear wong uwu *does the ranch stripper pole dance*
heey baby got a tinder? haha

y'wanna see slme... uh... skin y penis?

i just decided that im gay

Hank Hill · Dec 14, 2020 at 5:28 AM

You don't deserve to call yourself a true Texan! Either put on a shirt or put on some handcuffs, ya gotdang hippie!

Peggy Hill · Dec 14, 2020 at 5:49 AM

Hank!! HANK!!! Are you posting on Minus World again? I told you this place is for deviants and the sexually repressed!

Come home dear, I don't care what you say, those gay vegetarian cowboys are a negative influence for Bobby; I suspect he might be under the influence of the member they call Satan! What happened to your values?

I'll have dinner waiting for you when you arrive.

Love, Peggy

Hank Hill · Dec 14, 2020 at 6:00 AM

If that was me defending those Wild West Whores, God knows what I would do if I were attacking them! Don't you worry, ages ago I turned that boy's television onto the sports channel, took out the batteries from the remote, and poured cement into the empty slots so he can't change it to MTV. The only thing that's going to influence him is the mighty John Madden himself.