This post was last modified: Apr 25, 2021 at 10:48 PM by Spooks?.

Puhuhuhu, well you guys at least solved one of 'em, but I was totally hands off on the motive, so my paws are tied. Doesn't that Dr. Pierce really make you miss ol' Monokuma? See, I give second chances, I treat my pals right! There's a reason I was labeled TIME Magazine's "Bear of the Year" in 2022, you know.

Still, I'd feel awfully bad leaving you with nothing, seeing as I'm so lovable and generous and all. Access levels are boooring though... Hey, I've got an idea! Puhuhuhuhu, this is always a classic smash hit motive! Trust me, this one always gets the murder running! Just wait and s-

Hey... does anyone else hear that yelling?

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HAWKE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You seriously helped that fraud of a "chemist" commit murder? Are you insane? Are you out of your goddamn mind? First the drinking, then the meth, now this? And the rest of you, incapable of just keeping to yourselves and not trawling through my personal belongings and property like you're a bunch of looters in the middle of a bloody street riot. Unbelievable.

I'm growing extremely tired of all of you, you know that? You're lucky I don't throw you off the Shipping and Recieving platform myself, you wretched, miserable... Whatever, none of you are worth my time. Do you have anything to say for yourselves?

HAHA yeah, bitch! I'm an accomplice, baby! Good ol' reliable *hic* Waltar White, that inheritance is practically in my fucking pocket already. You should have seen the looks on everyone's faces. "Oh noooo, it must have been the roulette guy! I'm out of options!" Gotcha, fuckers! That'll teach you to ruin my vacation, *hic* pricks!

Back up. Inheritance? Did you SERIOUSLY fall for a simple bribe?

Uhhhh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it, huh? We're stuck in the bear's game, might as well play by bear rules, am I *hic* right? Pretty fuckin' hypocritical of you anyway, to be giving me the whole murder talk. Blood's on both of our hands, baby, might as well use mine to get rid of the Yakuza too. You're welcome, BY THE WAY.

...Fine. I suppose you did get rid of the Yakuza, or at least helped. That's probably the closest you've come to doing a "good job" since arriving, for once. Whatever happened to your "character development", hmm?

But as for the rest of you... I'm afraid I'm going to have to teach you all a little lesson about poking around where you don't belong. I'm deploying my new security team to deal with any pesky interlopers, so keep your hands to yourselves, got it?

Good. Now... where's Wexlyn? I have something I wanted to ask him. Something important. Strict need-to-know basis.

Dr. Wexlyn? Nah, haven't seen him! Last time I saw him though... he was talking to himself about a dungeon! I wonder if he knows about some kinda secret passage that we don't? Dr. Pierce, are you hiding a ~secret dungeon~?

Summer... Ugh. She literally just told us not to look into the "secret dungeon". Just... stop talking.

But it's true. I haven't seen him in a while. I wonder what he's up t-

BEHOLD, AND LAMENT YOUR IGNORANCE OF THE MYSTICAL AND ESOTERIC! I am Wexlyn The Wise, master of the forgotten arts once thought to be forever beyond mankind's grasp! The Seventh Sigil has become undone, when the stars align with Venus at the 11th hour, the gateway to a faraway realm shall open in the Rec Room, beckoning adventurers with the promise of riches untold!

Oh my fucking god.

Many rewards await you beyond the gates of the unknown, BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A CHARACTER SHEET! IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE! Learn magic! Solve a mystery! Explore a big cave! Make friends! Play a tabletop game! Many exciting adventures await for those brave enough among you to answer the call. But even should you be courageous, can you survive... DR. WEXLYN'S DUNGEON OF DEATH!?

Well, you can come if you want, anyway. ...Except Deathborn, sorry. I don't want the mummy in here.

I'll be hosting the tabletop session in the Rec Room, and Hank Hill has agreed to prepare food for us out on the Patio using one of those fancy propane grills. Even if you aren't playing, you can come by to watch and enjoy some food. It's an open room, after all.

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Room Descriptions: Show

Patient Ward - A ward for Nadare’s patients. Patients are allowed to freely roam the facility, but must return here by the end of the night or face consequences.

Cable Car Station (Access Level: I) - The point of entry and exit for Nadare's guests. Or it was anyway, before the CRIMSON EYE SABOTEUR decided to destroy the cable car for good.

Lobby (Access Level: I) - Nadare's lobby, containing a reception desk and two decorative statues featuring a skeleton and an angel. The skeleton statue is holding a moon-shaped sculpture, while the angel holds nothing. Situated in the back is the elevator to B1F.

Gift Shop (Access Level: I) - Nadare's obligatory gift shop. Snowglobes, postcards, and various other forms of trinkets and knick knacks can be found here, as well as some way too overpriced clothing. A hole has been smashed in the wall to the Cafeteria.

Media Library (Access Level: I) - A library containing many books, movies, and video games. There are no late fees, and any Nadare guest or staff member may use the items here.

Lounge (Access Level: I) - A relatively modern and fancy bar. There are two tables, three stools at the bar, and pretty much any alcoholic beverage you can think of. Small snacks and food items can be prepared behind the bar too in a mini-kitchen.

Patio (Access Level: I) - A patio with an indestructible glass floor allowing you to see the scale of the mountain. Several stools are seated almost precariously by a counter at the railing, but a safety net underneath will catch any falling individuals. One of the stools is missing a leg.

Rec Room (Access Level: I) - A loud room decked out with couches, a huge TV, and many video game consoles and other media players. Against the western wall is a large, booming sound system that can fit up to three discs at a time. Why? Indecisiveness probably.

Terrarium - A glassed-off display with various trees and plants. A small placard states that many of them are poisonous, but are frequently used for medical purposes even in the modern day.

Glass Hall (Access Level: I) - A hallway with a glass floor. You can see the river running underneath. You can also see a hole in the hallway that some sucker broke right over the river.

Cafeteria (Access Level: I) - A hospital cafeteria with several food items up for grabs on the counter, though it all looks notably better than usual hospital cafeteria food. Behind the counter is a full kitchen, outfitted with… kitchen things. A hole has been smashed in the wall to the Gift Shop.

Gallery (Access Level: I) - An art gallery in which sits several paintings and a few sculptures on display in cases in the center of the room. Some of these items are soothing, others… less so.

Fountain (Access Level: I) - An indoor fountain adorned with a statue of some kind of bird. Looks to have seen better days. The base of it is made of glass, and looking downwards reveals some kind of aquarium as well as a view into the Surgery Ward. Currently there is a large hole in the base, courtesy of Bigfoot. A rope ladder descends from 1F to B1F.

History Hall (Access Level: 1) - A hallway lined with glass-protected displays about the history of medicine. Dating back to the Black Plague, all manner of strange old medical equipment can be found. Breaking the glass will set off an alarm, however. Speaking of which, the Black Plague display has been broken open, with the plague doctor costume removed.

Relaxation Room (Access Level: I) - A calming and quiet room with calming music playing. Features several chairs, a coffee table, and a CRT TV. It can be tuned to several channels, though unlike the TV in the Rec Room, the signal is poor and acts oddly.

Bathrooms (Access Level: I) - you can figure out what these are. A series of tubes is collecting urine from the urinals and putting it in the tank of a toilet.

Courtyard (Access Level: I) - A snowy courtyard with a lazy river flowing through it. Three bridges lead to an island in the middle, upon which sits two benches and a lone tree. A pathway leads over to the Hot Springs and a large shed. Under the tree is a grave with a nice placard reading "Anime Mother"

Hot Springs (Access Level: I) - A bubbling pool of water that flows in through underground tunnels. It smells slightly of sulfur but is extremely relaxing to soak in nonetheless. Or it was, anyway. It's currently full of mud.

Pharmacy (Access Level: II) - A pharmacy not unlike that which you’d find in most hospitals on their main floor. Contains a large amount of over-the-counter drugs, with the harder stuff being kept in the back. Sticky notes reading TESCO SALE are abundant.

Outdoor Storage (Access Level: II) - A large shed for lawn equipment, snowblowers, and other general outdoor maintenance gear. There are several snowmobiles in here as well, though they are not fueled up.

Drug Supply (Access Level: III) - The harder stuff kept in the back. Prescription drugs and medication of the rarer variety can be found back here.

Equipment Storage (Access Level: III) - Cleaning supplies, equipment such as floor cleaner machines, and various other heavy-duty maintenance gear is kept here, albeit for the inside of the building rather than the items found in the Outdoor Storage.

Dr. Wexlyn’s Office (Access Level: IV) - The office of Dr. Alexander Wexlyn. Unlike several other staff members, he enjoys inviting others into his office to talk. Obviously however, he doesn’t enjoy his stuff being snooped through. Especially his snacks, which he is known for giving patients.

Terrarium Control - A series of valves that controls the conditions of the Terrarium and opens the glass front. Also contains some garden supplies, and the river runs below your feet into a large pipe, visible through the floor's grating.

Room Descriptions: Show

Staff Dorms - A dormitory belonging to the staff. Every staff member must return here by the end of the night, or face consequences.

Experiment Dorms - A dormitory belonging to members of the Experimental Research Program. Every member of the program must return here by the end of the night, or face consequences.

Garth’s Bedroom - A bedroom belonging to famous horror writer and director Garth Marenghi. Only he can can enter or exit it without his permission. Why does he get a room to himself? Hell if I know.

VR Control (Access Level: I) - A room with several high-tech machines, including a rack of discs. Inserting a disc into the machine changes the contents and scale of the Virtual Reality room. Several discs appear to be missing. Right now the "CASINO RESORT" disc is inserted.

Virtual Reality (Access Level: I) - A room with a high-tech pad on the floor and sensors lining the walls. Depending on what disc is inserted in VR control, the contents and scale of this room will change. If you die in the game, you die in real life.

Surgery Ward (Access Level: I) - The hospital’s surgery ward. A large glass-enclosed aquarium pillar sits in the center of the ward, though it has been shattered open, causing water to spill everywhere. You can see into the Fountain above's glass bottom, which is also broken. Sad. A rope ladder ascends from B1F to 1F.

Panic Room (Access Level: I) - A small bunker with survival supplies, books for entertainment, and various other tools. Entering the panic room causes it to lock for the rest of the night, not letting anyone in or out.

Break Room (Access Level: II) - A room for staff to relax on their break. Several tables, as well as coffee machines, cutlery, a microwave, and a fridge are here for staff use.

Shipping and Receiving (Access Level: II) - A second cable car station, used for transporting goods and supplies from the base of the mountain. Or it was anyway, before the CRIMSON EYE SABOTEUR decided to destroy the cable car for good. Contains a few shelves and crates, one of which is password locked.

Warehouse (Access Level: III) - Used to store several bulk items and supplies received via the cable car in Shipping and Receiving. Mostly low-level medical supplies such as saline solution, scrubs, and the like, though more interesting items may lie within. Several of the crates are password locked.

Laboratory (Access Level: III) - A laboratory used for various purposes. Contains equipment used for sample analysis, chemicals for chemistry, and other advanced tech that you aren’t sure as to the purpose of.

Locker Room (Access Level: III) - A room containing lockers for staff to store their possessions in, also used for changing. The lockers do lock, however they can be unlocked by anyone with a higher access level.

Operating Room (Access Level: III) - Nadare’s primary operating room for surgical procedures. Contains one operating table and several tanks of anesthetic. Also has scrubs, surgical tools, sterilization chemicals and masks.

Radiology (Access Level: III) - Contains an X-Ray machine and an MRI. The X-Ray machine can be used to identify injuries, but is potentially dangerously radioactive. Caution must be exercised when using the MRI, as it is magnetic and attracts all nearby metals. Also can demagnetize your e-Pass. Mr. Mundy's corpse is here, along with a crossbow and some bolts.

Dr. Hawke’s Office (Access Level: III) - An office belonging to Dr. Jim Hawke. Littered with bottles of cheap booze, who knows what wonders can be found within? Not him, as he spends most of his time instead wondering where his promised vacation went.

Security Office (Access Level: IV) - An office with a small desk and several CCTV feeds you can view. A rack of guns with… surprising variety is fixed to the wall in case of “an outbreak”. It also contains a holding cell that can be locked from the office itself.

Hazardous Materials (Access Level: IV) - A room with an incinerator and several shelves of hazardous waste, both chemical and biological. Exercise extreme caution when entering this room.

Medical Records (Access Level: IV) - Row upon row of old medical documents belonging to Dr. Jim Hawke, Alexander Wexlyn, and the rest of the staff of Nadare from their previous ventures. Only accessible to higher-level employees due to the sensitivity of the information.

Restricted Records (Access Level: V) - Medical records related to restricted subjects. Do not enter.

Dr. Pierce’s Office (Access Level: VI) - A heavily restricted and private office belonging to Dr. Morgan Pierce, with a large window overlooking the mountains. Almost no one enters her office, besides those she wishes to yell at. The e-Pass reader on the door is nonfunctional, allowing access.

e-Pass Control - A room with several racks of inert, deactivated e-Passes. A large machine against the wall appears to be able to program them, but is locked behind Access Level X.

CURRENT PLAYERS

STAFF:
@Kids TV Show Host
@Bigfoot
@Jack of Spades
@Faust
@Hank Hill
@Lita
@Among Us
@The Drifter
@Senpai

PATIENTS:
@robbydude
@Professional Robuster
@Hu Tao
@Robert Winters
@ASMR Youtuber
@Rio Ranger

EXPERIMENTS:
@Nemesis
@Deathborn
@Dark Souls II
@°☆◇_Lost_In_Hogwarts◇☆°
@Garth Marenghi
@Mr Waltar Whité

NPCs:
@Dr. Morgan Pierce
@Dr. Jim Hawke
@Dr. Alexander Wexlyn
@"Nurses"



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You have until 12 AM PST on April 26th to submit. Late entries will be marked as AFK and you will not have an action set performed unless you notify me in advance that you will be submitting late.

If you do not submit, you will remain in your dorm. If you AFK twice, you will die unless something prevents that from occurring.

This post was last modified: Apr 25, 2021 at 11:03 AM by Hank Hill.

Now, I realize I might have been too quick to judge you folks, and even if a bunch of you come from....unnatural backgrounds, I'm sure you're all fine people. So, I want to wipe the slate clean and announce that I'll be hosting a free-to-all barbeque tonight at the Patio. I'll be serving up burgers, hot dogs, and cold beer for anyone whose stomach is in the mood, and heck, I'm even willing to get some propane sales going, if you got the right price. So uh, come on down, but try not to make too much of a mess of things. Heck, you can even stop by before heading to Wexlyn's weird cult gathering.