Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's event of the annual Minies. Join us for fun and frills with your favorite stars as we celebrate a night of shit-posting and memes.

Here comes @rtsmarty now, down the red carpet in a snazzy blue tie hand sown by Louis Vuitton himself. Let's swing by for a chat! Mr. Marty, you won big tonight. To what do you attribute your massive talent?

[ritzy music intensifies]

I attribute my success as most involved down to posting a massive 3 times (now 4) this year. Thank you everyone for your support.