can-can i start

sure?

okay i guess

i'm not even a mario fan, let alone his 168th. i'm nothing more than a fraud

i dont actually have fun with despair

My deep dark secrete is poison, like a toad.

i never actually worked at kfc either btw

held hands with the homie once

i do actually sleep sometimes

the cowboys aren't free range

i haven't watched star wars

I'm not actually gay.

I'm not actually straight.

Please never use the word secrete again.

I don't even like Comic Sans.

My penis isn't skinny at all. I'm a fraud :(

haha bitchhh that psot coduln't have been made by the... hmn... muaa haha

skinny penis, uh

darkest sexret??? brooo... i like you ;)

I'm not black

osmeone fuckin impersonates skinny penis and now they tryin to impersonate me

what the fuck

why the fuck would anyone want to be skinny penis

use your brain dude

skinny penis is still better than needledick

i read "needledick" as "nickelback" and the correctness of that statement still did not change

i don't actually do anything to moderate or administrate the site, i just let draku do everything