oh jeez that's disgusting

do their clothes next

The only Lore I wanna know about is Mario's Dick. I am SICK and TIRED of "Nintendo" not showing us Mario's dick. We can find Reggie Feels-Anime's leaked amateur porno online but NINTENDO doesn't want to show us even ONE PICTURE of Mario's dick. IT'S UNNACCEPTABLE. AND NO, WHEN I'M TALKING ABOUT Mario's Snake, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT PUTTING MARIO AND SNAKE ON THE SAME TEAM ON SUPER SMASH BROS. DON'T FUCK ME AROUN DLIKE THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT MARIO'S HOG. YOU GET THAT? Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT NINTENDO'S LACK OF INTERNET LITERACY, WELL WHAT ABOUT NINTENDO'S DICK LITERACY, HUH?

I'm not desperate. I just wanna see it. That's all. Even if the picture is in black and white, I don't care. I just want an official, canon picture of Mario's swine. Is it too much to ask?

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envisioning marios dick is really easy fsr

do their clothes next

This will be a lot more work but I'm Up For The Challenge

It will also give @"OracularRELOADED" a chance to see Mario's stromboli

could be our first nsfw mario post

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mario's dick probably has a pair of eyes on it

God damn it

Without the mustaches they look like children

Yes, it all makes sense now. This is the reason there is no deeper plot, Mario and Luigi are really just kid brothers pretending to save the princess from the pet turtle in kindergarten class.

wario and waluigi are the chicken thieves they have to deal with sometimes

could be our first nsfw mario post

I challenge anyone reading this to beat me to the punch

could be our first nsfw mario post

I challenge anyone reading this to beat me to the punch

does this mean i can finally post my 18+ fancomic "marichu"

do their clothes next

This will be a lot more work but I'm Up For The Challenge

It will also give @"OracularRELOADED" a chance to see Mario's stromboli

"If The Pic Ain't Canon, It Just Ain't Mario's Cannon."

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mfgg: lets make games just like mario's to show our love for the series and love of having fun
mw: let's 3d render mario's dick to reveal the secrets of the mushroom kingdom

now we know what the mainsite should be

mw: let's 3d render mario's dick to reveal the secrets of the mushroom kingdom

wait a minute dicks have a mushroom-esque shape

SHIT ITS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME

or maybe its just some beefy lasagne

i'd be so happy if mario was confirmed trans

do their clothes next

This will be a lot more work but I'm Up For The Challenge

It will also give @"OracularRELOADED" a chance to see Mario's stromboli

"If The Pic Ain't Canon, It Just Ain't Mario's Cannon."

Maybe if I play with the contrast I can reveal a hidden penis placed there by a disgruntled Nintendo worker

or maybe its just some beefy lasagne

i'd be so happy if mario was confirmed trans

Idk seems like testosterone supplements would deepen that lovely tenor a bit

I guess actual sex reassignment isn't necessarily part of the process tho so could be