[DAY 3] INVESTIGATION PHASE
-My pillowcase, skull and crossbone beer, and clothes are gone.
-I put on a clean set of clothes.
-I leave without my fart juice.
-I head to the bathroom and notice Turb walking to his door, holding a horse mask.
-The stall door is closed and there is confetti underneath it.
-Seal arrives, fixes my face some, and gives me Mario's clothes, bed sheet, pillowcase.
-I put on Mario's clothes and give Seal my clothes.
-After Seal leaves, I cut holes into Mario's pillowcase and use it as a mask. I use his sheets as a cape.
-Someone knocks on the bathroom door and I exit. They have a clump of bedsheets over their head and is wearing my clothes.
-We go downstairs together. The banana peels are gone. I take a pistol from the pile and notice one is already missing.
-Bedsheet person and I part ways. I go through the secret passage and into the elevator.
-Drei is outside setting up his camera on a stack of books.
-I exit the elevator and Yrr and BM get in together.
-I go to Spritey's room and on the way notice Prune Fairy's door is open.
-Inside Spritey is sleeping. I swap Mario's pillowcase with his and then get naked. I put Mario's clothes into the closet.
-I give the boogeyman under the bed the gun. He shoots me in the leg then gives the gun back.
-I use Mario's bedsheets to cover my naked body and wound I leave.
-I limp while wearing bloody bedsheets all the way back to my room.
-I drop the pistol back into the pile.
-I enter Mario's room, collect my clothes, and put them back on. I put Spritey's pillowcase onto Mario's pillow.
-I exit and wait for Seal, who walks into Pea's room then exits with a bedsheet.
-Together we make a bloody bedsheet fort.
-Seal ruins it by pissing all over it. Then we go to our respective rooms.
-My night ends.
>Exit my room with BEERS in my bag and go into the 2F RIGHT SIDE area. Gather up all the banana peels and throw them in the TASER LOCKER
>Pea and Turb walk by, latter has a horse mask and tape
>Head to BATHROOM to grab MARIO'S DICK to glitter it up and drop in a beer later
>Klansman bursts into the BATHROOM, shoots me in the leg and grabs the dick
>Try to crawl out of the BATHROOM, Klansman comes back except without the ROBE and brains me with a SKULL AND CROSSBONES BEER
>Wake up in the stall later, see confetti everywhere, and drink half the beer
>Beer tastes like fucking piss for some reason
>Poison it anyway, put it back in my bag and leave
>Head to ART ROOM slowly because fucking hell my leg
>See EYLK in the KITCHEN, he smells like fucking shit
>Enter the ART ROOM
>Meet with Blastermaster. I make a label for his POISONED BEER that is BLUE and reads "CUCK". He makes a mask and a shitty CALLING CARD
>Give him the CUCK BEER, he leaves
>Spend the next while looking for a GLITTER PEN even though I never got the dick anyway. Thanks Draku.
>Leave, take the SECRET PASSAGE to the other side, see Drei in front of the ELEVATOR
>Take it up, there's piss on the elevator
>Two_Finger is inside the trophy case with lots of fireworks
>Head to Prune Fairy's room, there's a big shard of glass on the floor
>Try to hide under the bed, the BOOGEYMAN instead makes me play SImon Says
>Walk back around and to bed. Two and Drei are still in the same spots.
-Take the fireworks and matches from my door and leave them unlit at the piss tome shrine as a way to express my feelings about the piss tome in a relatively nondestructive manner. During this I notice someone broke the trophy case's glass.
-Head to the secret passage, during which I notice someone who appears to be Elyk in a KKK outfit, with a skull and crossbones bear. I enter the confinement room and look at the books but all I get is that they're normal.
-I go over to the art room, passing by Pea in the hallway and a picture of Chen and Ran on the fridge.
-I sit down and draw the aforementioned Youmu as an attempted olive branch, and leave the art room and kitchen while passing by Elyk in a KKK outfit again. Now he's got a fancy coat and is entering the kitchen.
-I put the Youmu on Turb's door, noticing during my trek that the banana peels and a pistol are gone, and that Turb is busy putting up his own papers and pentagram. He heads into his bedroom while Seal brings a cooking pot into Elyk's room.
-Attempt at diplomacy delivered, I take the long way back to the elevator. It's clean right now, so someone only pissed in it later. When I exit, I see that Two is inside the trophy case. Blastermaster leaves the bedroom hall at this time. As I go to re-enter my room, Drei pushes me down like an asshole, and I see that the Prune Fairy's door is open.
-I put on my suit of armor and sword and leave for the rec room, while I see Two inside of the trophy case again. I settle in and play video games, getting a high score and putting in SPC as my initials, after which I leave for my bedroom and see Two still there.
-I go to sleep without bothering to take off my armor, right as I sleep I hear someone playing simon says really loudly. Eventually it stops and I fall asleep.
drei tackles me and superchao
superchao go room
why is sp's door open
twofinger in trophy case
go play video games for a bit
i don't do very well
phantom thief elyk in mario cosplay exits elevator
me and yrr take elevator down
yrr goes to cold storage
drei is planning a photo shoot
go secret passage
go art room
see elyk with bedsheet head in kitchen. food smells v. bad
despair is there drawing cuckoldry porn
i make art
go upstairs
bloody bedshit bitch is there
go back downstairs
phantom thief tries to pissknife me
dodge roll perfectly and run back to my room
see suit of armor near the bedroom
go sleep
despair is playing simon says loudly in the other room what an inconsiderate cock
FUN WITH DESPAIR hits himself at full force in the back of the head with the ENCYCLOPEDIA OF DICK SUCKING.
After awakening from being knocked out, the bruises on YRR'S HEAD and FWD'S HEAD are compared. They do not look the same.
ELYK hits FUN WITH DESPAIR in the back of the head a second time with the ENCYCLOPEDIA OF DICK SUCKING. While he's knocked out, the bruises are compared. They still don't look the same.
You check all of the BOOKS in the LIBRARY about BIRDS for missing pages. You do not find any.
As for TWO_FINGER'S PAGE, upon closer inspection there is BLOOD ON THE EDGE of it, as well as signs that it has been crumpled and torn out. The writing is in BLOOD.
go to trophy case, it's all smashed up and fireworks are inside
see chao head from elevator to bedrooms
see BM go into rec room, then he follows yrr as she heads to elevator
some spooky fuck wearing mario clothes a mask and a cape comes out of the elevator and heads into the bedrooms
armor chao heads to the rec room
I EAT THE PEACHES THEY'RE MINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I see some nerd with a limp walkin around with a bloodied bedsheet on
armor chao goes back to bedrooms
masked BM? comes from elevator and goes to bedrooms
fwd comes up then goes back down
piss out
-i go to the bathroom and see confetti underneath the closed stall door. i hear someone screaming "I KNOW YOURE IN THERE" but just ignore it and wait for kyle to approach the bathroom.
-one he's in, i clean kyle's face off (his clothes are new and dont need washing), and take his old clothes in my cooking pot, handing kyle mario's bedsheets, pillowcase, and clothes.
-i exit the restroom and see superchao leaving the top half of the bedroom hall. turb enters his room, which has 'a bunch of bullshit' on the door.
-i get to kyle's room, donning his clothes and stow my clothes in the pot that i leave in his closet. i take the fart juice with me. i try to take his pillowcase, but it's not there, so i take his bedsheets and throw them over my head. for some reason, they resembled a klan robe before i got here? what the fuck? anyways, i didn't turn them into klan robes. for some reason though, despite being already made into klan robes, there were no eye holes.
-i go outside and knock on the bathroom door, and kyle guides me down the stairs to the kitchen. i start pouring kyle's fart juice all over the food while in my klan hood and his clothes. i hear two people entering, but i don't see them because racial prejudice has blinded me; after i empty the bottle, i wobble over to kyle's room, but i don't see anything cause i'm still blind and also racism is bad.
-in kyle's room, i take my clothes back from the pot, change, leave the klan robes and bottle in kyle's room, and bring kyle's clothes with me in the pot.
-i toss kyle's clothes into mario's room and walk back to mine. i see blastermaster with a taped mask leaving my room, and a bloody bedsheet ghost walking into the hall as i enter my room. bm's stupid fuckin calling card is on the dresser.
-i leave my room as kyle leaves mario's room. i enter pea's room, take his sheets off, and spit on him as kyle and i set up a sick bedsheet fort with pea's sheets. after a bit, we piss on it and both of us return to our rooms.
this is as far as i got before i found an unfixable contradiction
https://pastebin.com/rdE5nqBx
the contradiction is basically that superchao sees seal before seal woke up
there's asterisks around the offending lines
the phantom thief stole kyle's clothes when he was in kyle's room
and also a pillow case to make the kkk hood
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