There was actually a hidden second reason that I made this thread. The package boasts "12 rolls = 12 weeks!". I have finally finished the first roll as of writing this message. If I continue to use toilet paper at my current rate of 10 sheets per shart then I'm going to be wiping with single ply until October 2024.

In case anyone was curious how close this estimate was, I just put the final roll onto the holder.

jesus christ

LMAO