(Mar 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM)Madame Zalsarona Wrote: Knock over the idol thing. No, not Nico
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"...AheeeEEEMMMM, aren't you forgetting someone~?!"
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"...Hiya, Luckies~! Can you believe we've already spent six days together in this fucking hellhole they dare to call Arizona? Wow~!! I'm your dashingly adorable and equally dazzlingly venturing navigator Akira Kogami and guess what, I have a huuuge announcement for all of you~!!! That's right, I'm in charge now, because I beat the snot out of Honoka and stole aaaaall her stuff including the script I'm the new director and writer for the movie! Be sure to direct all your inquiries to either me or our executive producer Mr. Bowl!"
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"Of course, even as talented as I am Akira still needs time to grow into her new role here, so I figured I oughta get some valuable experience running the cameras and doing editing work myself tonight~. I hopped on over to the Soundstage early to grab recording equipment to work with and that's when I saw lil' Hifumi just as I was leaving to go to the General Store. I was hoping I could break the lock or someone would give cute lil' me a hand getting into the basement so I could snoop around but looks like the trap door was already broken when I got there and I could just head right on in myself~!"
"Oh yeah, and that's when I saw it, while I was in the Christmas decoration storarge room getting a laser pointer to play with McJango our poor victim Shane came in and started rummaging around in there too! Looked like he was getting a bulletproof vest. Huh, now what would he need that for~?"
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"...Oh yeah, I dunno, maybe because this place is dogshit? Lotta good that did him anyway. Anyway, I high tailed it out after I found what I was looking for, saw Hifumi again going into Lethargic Silver Processing, then I saw Zalsarona going into the Garage while I was heading over to Saloon."
"Yeeaah, let's see, I lit up, had a drink, had a little chat with the Producer, saw Partitio come by through to the uh... Whatever the horse room is called, not the Stable, you know, the other one? That's not important, what's really important is that BAM~! A bit after Hollywood Bowl left, Honoka came in and I beat her ass! Oh, I also popped upstairs to the Restaurant to grab a bite to eat and saw Nico, you don't expect me to work on an empty stomach in this fucking heat do you?"
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"Then it was time for tonight's main event, Akira's super amazing video project at the Soundstage~! The Producer was in the Breakroom when I came in but otherwise it was just me n' McJango there for the workout adventure so I started playing with him with my laser pointer while me and the Producer got some great footage! Our handsome and dashing leading man North Star came in too and did some cool lasso tricks and Ranger showed up with snacks, yep, everything was going great until--"
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"--That THING came in and kicked McJango like the football! Come on, does nobody have any fucking respect for anyone cute or anyone with talent in this shithole town?! Me and North Star put so much lead in him you could wear his fucking ass for an X-ray at the dentist right there and fucking exploded him~! Stay dead you god damn whore!"
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"Huh, where was I? Oh yeah, there was a really loud train whistle for some reason just as North Star was leaving and Zalsarona was coming in, then Ranger left and Nico came in, and then Hollywood Bowl left and gave me the footage he got! Everyone else left a little while later so I stayed behind working on my super secret awesome video project. Guess what, we're almost ready for its world premiere too~! Yay~!!"
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"--And no, you're not getting cast in MY movie Pete, not in a million fucking years bitch~! Bye-nee~!!!"
It's time~! Let's host the world premiere showing of my McJango workout video at the Theater~!!