pancakes. But little

did they know

there was a

Mechagodzilla coming for

the omelette, reaching

really far into

the depths of

Code:

In the hospital, there lay a egg w/ a exquisite and derranged girl sitting on it, her posture motherly as h*ck. Suddenly, the egg slipped out the door and immediately robbed a bank of all its animals and rings, before realizing that everything is meaningless. The bank teller said "Somebody stop the music, it's time for business!" He then proceeded to pass out after witnessing the egg sprout leggs and run away.

The egg ran for 1,000,000 years, then stopped for lunch at Wendy's. Then it realized beyond a shadow of a doubt it was lonely. The last egg of a dying race appeared out of thin air and said, "Hello agent," before dying. The agent laughed nervously, before fondling their rocket launcher, blasting it at a toucan hater. Suddenly, sirens were blaring from across the universe, spanning billions of lightyears. But, the little egg kept running.

It was time.

Not long after, eggs began appearing in unfathomable quantities and began dancing the macarena, before exploding into bits. "Not again!" Said the frankly disillusioned Chansey, having run off a cliff.

Donkey Ollie and the gang lunged after the Chansey. The Chansey responded by using Seismic contributions to Scientology, calling upon Xenu and Donkey Ollie to save the universe from the newly arisen Ancient Century Eggs. Chansey got bored and used Rest. Then Donkey Ollie punished all of eggkind to make a delicious sausage omelette on top of huge stacks of pancakes. But little did they know there was a Mechagodzilla coming for the omelette, reaching really far into the depths of...

Here's the story so far, ends out of nowhere but holy shit it's p. good :lookatthose:

Hell in order

the depths of

Seth Rogan's anus

draku was first im continuing that line

to truly understand

Seth Rogen's anus.

Considering that the

chortle was iconic,

it was recorded

in historical records

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of recorded history.

When Mechagodzilla's arm

When Mechagodzilla's arm

seized the omelette

from Rogen's grasp,