This post was last modified: Oct 30, 2016 at 8:46 PM by Rotten Jack.

Happy Hallow's Eve, humans.

Tommorrow's my big day, so I thought I'd come early, scope the place out and make myself comfortable. Oh my goodness, where are my manners... my name is @Rotten Jack, the mightiest jack o' lanern in all the pumpkin patch.

You see, I'm here for revenge. I spent my formative weeks on the vine blissfully daydreaming of my future. "I could be anything," they said. "You are your own pumpkin!" Rubbish! All we are is a canvas for humans to gut and carve for their annual rituals! It's what we're grown for! I'll never forget the evening I was carved. They dug out my insides and gave me this gastly face. And the candle, how it burns.

They placed me on their stoop, like a head on a staff. I was mocked by passers by. Their laughs echoed in my burning husk. Days passed as the sun baked my skin and I began to rot.

One night, a group of teenagers approached me. They cackled like hyenas as one raised his foot with intent to crush me like a tin can.

"No more," I said to myself. The burning rage inside me unleashed as I began to rapidly grow, spewing hot flames from my mouth and eyes. I wrapped my newly formed tentacle vines around the teenager's ankle and shoveled him into my mouth. His screams echoed as his body turned to ash while his cohorts scattered like roaches.

Good times.

Anyway, I've decided to take revenge upon humanity in the form of wreaking havoc upon your pitiful forum and making you lot do my bidding.
Everything will go just fine so long as none of you touch the bomb icon at the bottom of my posts.

I'm serious.

Oh by the way, you may remember me as Pumpkidd31 on MFGG, I'm from 2007

idk it seems like Rotten Jack has just had a hard life, should we really be throwing tomatoes at them

it's just reuniting them with their fruit brethren

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i thought you were talking about Rotten Jack

this is the true power of Rotten Jack, they can turn us against each other and force us to argue over silly things. perhaps Rotten Jack is a metaphor for the Minus World experience itself

this is the true power of Rotten Jack, they can turn us against each other and force us to argue over silly things. perhaps Rotten Jack is a metaphor for the Minus World experience itself

deep

...LIKE A CARVED PUMPKIN

i thought you were talking about Rotten Jack

this is the true power of Rotten Jack, they can turn us against each other and force us to argue over silly things. perhaps Rotten Jack is a metaphor for the Minus World experience itself

Bask in the awesome power of Rotten Jack.

this is the true power of Rotten Jack, they can turn us against each other and force us to argue over silly things. perhaps Rotten Jack is a metaphor for the Minus World experience itself

deep

...LIKE A CARVED PUMPKIN

fuck you

this is the true power of Rotten Jack, they can turn us against each other and force us to argue over silly things. perhaps Rotten Jack is a metaphor for the Minus World experience itself

deep

...LIKE A CARVED PUMPKIN

fuck you

Vinte the gourdemon killer

Oi, don't you have a moon to go howl to?

im sorry for your pain jack. but you aren't your pain, you aren't your past. you're more than this. i love you.

im sorry for your pain jack. but you aren't your pain, you aren't your past. you're more than this. i love you.

I cannot accept your love.

Your penis looks fucking weird

danm str8

Oh, most glorious of days is upon us! I'm so giddy I could just about initiate my second phase.

Oh, most glorious of days is upon us! I'm so giddy I could just about initiate my second phase.

Like you have one!

Oh, most glorious of days is upon us! I'm so giddy I could just about initiate my second phase.

Like you have one!

Silence! I do to!

Oh, most glorious of days is upon us! I'm so giddy I could just about initiate my second phase.

Like you have one!

Silence! I do to!

let's see it then, nerd

Like you have one!

Silence! I do to!

let's see it then, nerd

Whoa, I'm getting flashbacks to when these popular girls cornered me behind the bleachers and made me whip it out.

Silence! I do to!

let's see it then, nerd

Whoa, I'm getting flashbacks to when these popular girls cornered me behind the bleachers and made me whip it out.

"h-here it is"