sounds like somebody's projecting

it was a 10 for 10 deal, im gonna die

he died the way he lived

surrounded by bottles of dubious pastel-white fluids

Ohhh shit the cum flavor. Love that one

This post was last modified: Feb 2, 2017 at 4:17 AM by Mario.

I don't know anything about it, but this description makes it sound good. idk why its talking about being specifically good for women though, ???

Cum Cum Lube is the revolutionary invention in the form of synthetic sperm that lubricates in an astonishingly way and especially made for women.

This lubricant protects and maintains the microflora while blending naturally with the women’s body fluids. Cum Cum Lube lasts and lasts, it has no sticky feeling and no drainage, thanks to its silky-textured, its density and its high natural viscosity. Cum Cum Lube is a water-based lubricant made from natural extracts, it’s antibacterial, antifungal and 100% compatible with all kinds of substances.

Daily reminder that there is nothing inherently gay about men drinking semen.

i'm sure that's fun and all but i'm just here to quench my thirst with a cum-lookalike gatorade flavor