i'll take my 100 mil now thanks

but that's real tho (hwy do they name the dildo a girl name and the fuck hole a boy name is kind of confusing and backwards. why even give them people names at all)

GODDAMNIT

hwy do they name the dildo a girl name and the fuck hole a boy name is kind of confusing and backwards

Excuse me?

look at the link; the dildo (aka the implement that the woman, presumably, would use) is named nora, and the fuckhole is named max. isn't that kind of backwards? i guess you could make the case that the fuck hole could also be "maxine," but nora is unambiguously a woman name. or is it like "oh this is the guy's so it has a guy name to represent the guy?" i don't get it????????????????????????? please explain??????????????

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lmao the part where they play music

lmao the part where they play music

when the minus world bbcode is so ambiguous even staff fuck it up

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we've come a long way from aol aim sexting

we've come a long way from aol aim sexting

man i remember being like 6 or 7 or something on AOL Kids and having this "chick" try to sext me

i was still somewhat innocent back then so when she was all *pulls down your pants* i was all *pulls my pants back up*

we've come a long way from aol aim sexting

man i remember being like 6 or 7 or something on AOL Kids and having this "chick" try to sext me

i was still somewhat innocent back then so when she was all *pulls down your pants* i was all *pulls my pants back up*

damn fine post right here

If you are using a wifi enabled dildo and someone hacks into it while you're using it, would that count as rape?

reminds me that cyber sex is still damn stupid

one time on aim i was like 13 and talking with strangers and this one dude was like "i have a daughter your age wanna see a photo of her" and sent me a topless photo of a girl and i only just recently realized how fucking scary that was

somebody talked about AIM sexting in here so i replied with an AIM story without actually quoting them


and no

man that sounds really wacky

@T-man's design is far superior to the real one; from what I've heard a vibrator isn't nearly the same as a good dick.

Fucking machines (dicks on pistons) already exist, so you might actually have something here. I'm not kidding either, it's funny but it's a real thing people would pay for.

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I'm 99.9% sure my fiance owns this exact dildo