while it is imperative that we determine who cruelly slaughtered dear twofinger, we must also determine another facet of last night's events: who pissed in the kitchen drawer
perhaps the two events are more intertwined than we yet know.

lynch the pisser

piss is much more sinful than blood

Turb confirmed for pisser

lynch the pisser

This post was last modified: Apr 12, 2017 at 6:01 PM by Stirling.

New initiative:

Everyone go to the kitchen, and shove turp into the biggest pot and piss in it together and boil him in piss.

This post was last modified: Apr 12, 2017 at 6:03 PM by Yrrzy.

do the reverse, freeze the piss and stab him with it

then let it melt

this is starting to sound like somebody's weird fetish

re-enact the ice hell copypasta