and that is the story of how i first ejaculated

how did you first jizz minus world

my first jizz was probably jacking it to sonic porn

that was my second jizz

This post was last modified: Jul 10, 2017 at 8:51 PM by T-man.

when i first discovered masturbation i used anything i could think of as lube to test it all out

the short list includes:

good old fashioned spit
baby oil
sunblock
suntan lotion
rubbing liberal quantities of deodorant on my hand
waxy residue from a candle
and toothpaste which burned like hell, those freshening crystals were my raw dick's undoing