DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
There is no ORANGE LIQUID around the MARIO clothes. Why would there be?

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The MARIO CLOTHES are scorched on the INSIDE only, as if MARIO HIMSELF was what exploded

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
OBAMA'S HANDS are nowhere near his neck, and are in fact just awkwardly flopped on his side, with traces of BUTTER

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The marks on OBAMA'S THROAT are fairly deep, it appears that great emotion was put into it

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The MANGO SODA is regular MANGO SODA

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
There is nothing in MARIO'S POCKETS besides some PLUMBING TOOLS.
His "FLUDD" is just a HARNESS strapped to a WATER TANK

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
You check OBAMA'S INTERNALS. He has nothing wrong with his body outside of being fucking dead. His LUNGS indicate that he died from asphyxiation

@"Pee" Did you miss any details in your account? Leave anything out you didn't think was important at the time?

Upon request I have retyped my account, being sure to include even the most minute of details.



-wake up to mario in CREW CLOTHES trying to kick me out of my room-tell him about CHRISTIAN SHADOW x AMY FAN GAME
-he grumbles and heads to the CREW ROOM to get a HARNESS.
-I follow him, explaining the plot of my fan game and how SHADOW becomes a born again christian
-MARIO grabs a HARNESS and i follow him upstairs\
-MARIO gets HORNY AS HELL at the sight of MONOKUMA and enters the shop
-MARIO flirts with MONOKUMA
-MONOKUMA tells him to JUMP OVERBOARD LIKE THE CORPSE HE IS
-a guy in a KNIGHT HELMET is behind us
-KNIGH HELMET enters MONO SHOP as we leave
-we head towards RECREATION AREA.
-AIDAN is leaving
-We see CHIAKI at an ARCADE GAME and GAT sitting at a table with CARDS
-MARIO is too busy helping me with my GREAT FAN GAME to join them
-WHAT A PAL
-MARIO straps a WATER TANK to his back.
0MARIO goes back towards the stairs
0MARIO notices a JAPANESE GUY walking down
-MARIO runs at him with a WAHOO, smashing into him and sending him tumbling down the stairs with the WATER TANK
-I follow MARIO to the CREW ROOM and see SUPERCHAO running out in fear
-MARIO grabs some TOOLS
-we head into the BATHROOM and we shut the door behind us
-MARIO takes out a PLUMBING SNAKE to unclog the TOILET
-the TOILET explotes the second he touches it, completely DESTROYING his body
-his clothes are left on the floor (unharmed i assume)
-I am flung against the wall and do not recover until morning

私は目を覚まして二階に向かった。階段の上で、私はAIDANがキッチンに入るのを見た。
私は階段に戻ってきたが、MARIOが私に向かって爆発的に叫ぶのを聞いた。私たちは一緒に階段を転倒し、私は意識を失った。私はMARIOが完全にそこにいるとは思わない気がする。彼がすっかり消えていたかのように、水タンクは私をノックダウンしたものだった。
私が目を覚ますと、すべてのホーウェイが水浸しになった。 ADAINはMELON SODAを手に渡した。彼は私を助けてくれました。私はMELON SODAを戻したときに、ロッカーから突き出したフォークをいくつか通り過ぎて、ベッドに戻りました。

-I awake dazed and confused.
-I look around for a BULLETPROOF VEST but realize I do not own one.
-I head to the CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS. On my way I see a man in a FANCY COAT headed to the REACREATION AREA carrying a PISS KNIFE.
-I yell "CHAOS CONTROL" and flick ELYK on the nose, waking him up.
-The ship swerves as I am walking downstairs.
-I look for ZELMA because I want to kick his ass for some reason but I can't find him.
-I head to the HOT TUB. On my way I pass by the kitches and see a KNIGHT and SHADOW spreading butter with a fork.
-I yell about someone named Maria for some reason.
-I intend to enter the hot tub but TWO SHITS are in the hot tub, so I decide against it.
-I head downstairs and see MARIO and BEE enter the bathroom.
-I enter SHADOW'S ROOM, for some reason, intending to go to bed. I hear TWO LOUD NOISES and a SCREAM, then the FLOOD happened.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
The METAL HAND has no such detonator, but it is slightly OILY

-Went out to the deck to get some fresh air
-When I came back to my room, I noticed a note written in ketchup on soggy paper. It said I should know why I got it
-I threw the note away and went off to bed

alright i'll unforce my meme
the full escapades of the BUTTER KNIGHT
goal: shenanigans and heists
should've went for an alibi but that would've required some trickery

-exit my room
-shadow's knocking, knock him the FUCK out
-head to the buffet
-nobody's around
-burst through the wall into the prop room, knocking draku the FUCK out
-nobody else is in here
-thanks for the card, non-murderer
-take the helmet from the prop room, feeling real knightly
-get into the elevator
-i hate walls, burst through the wall to make a shortcut to the railing
-head to the mono shop
-sup mario, sup bee, sup monokuma
-they leave, i buy a turret and piss knife for my real plan
-prepare the knife in the turret before i leave, hiding both in the BAG
-go into the kitchen
-shadow the fuck you doing here
-whatever i'm passing through, get into the ballroom and deploy my sentry
-go through the stage and hop through my shortcut again
-head for the stairs going up
-drei also put a wall in front of the kitchen right after me, fucking japanese trump
-go up the stairs, elyk flips out and tries to swerve the ship
-i'm TOO POWERFUL to fall over
-kick down the door and knock elyk the fuck out
-fucking punished elyk over here's missing his hand
-he spasms on the floor instead of passing out, must be a role thing
-steal his card
-steal the DEER HEAD and hide it in my bag
-throw my helmet into the sea

here's the part where i ruin everything
-jump off the railing and dive through the POOL, landing in the pool maintenence room
-Oops!
-smash through the wall to open a shortcut to the top hall
-heard an explosion and a scream that sounds like MARIO at this point
-head down the hall and smash a shortcut into the BATHROOM
-everything is shit, toilet's fucked, mario's become clothes, and bee is out like a light
-head to my bedroom
-shadow and chiaki are heading to their rooms
-also there's floating shit by the lockers apparently
-head into my room
-stay up organizing my knife collection

私のスタンドの名前はKILLER QUEENではなく、STONE FREEです。