Anyone else gonna play this? The teams are Cake vs. Ice Cream



I've always found cake to be inferior to ice cream because frosting is the best part of cake while ice cream is entirely good.

Anyway, this shit is going down at 3 PM PST/ 6 PM EST and ends at 7 PM PST/ 10 PM EST

See you there, squiddos

I'll play a couple hours

w-why do they have legs

w-why do they have legs

did you know a lot of things that humans eat have legs?

w-why do they have legs

did you know a lot of things that humans eat have legs?

yeah can I get a large soft serve vanilla but keep the legs on

the cakes my coworkers buy must have legs

because by the time I arrive they're always gone

traditional cake is way too "separate" in its material and falls apart easily

there's a whole plethora of superior baked sweets, even cookies

what's the point of team cake

what's the point of team cake

In my experience they don't seem to even exist

what's the point of team cake

In my experience they don't seem to even exist

did nintendo invent a new cryptid?

This post was last modified: Jul 15, 2017 at 11:16 PM by Shadow the Hedgehog.

ok no Splatoon does not work without dual screens

if I get Spla2n I will be playing it solely for 1P and Salmon Run

unless I get used to not having the minimap on screen without the press of a button that is

This post was last modified: Jul 15, 2017 at 11:39 PM by Poxni.

ok no Splatoon does not work without dual screens

if I get Spla2n I will be playing it solely for 1P and Salmon Run

unless I get used to not having the minimap on screen without the press of a button that is

i can live without the 2nd screen but it's still a huge thing to lose

i mean, they could have a constant minimap on the screen but dont for some reason?

At least a minimal option, yeah. Hopefully critics and fans sway them to add one in an update

Minimap*

ok no Splatoon does not work without dual screens

if I get Spla2n I will be playing it solely for 1P and Salmon Run

unless I get used to not having the minimap on screen without the press of a button that is

this is exactly what i've been fucking saying. splatoon 2 is literally garbage until they add the minimap back.

This post was last modified: Jul 16, 2017 at 2:09 AM by T-man.

Having put in like 3 hours into the Splatfest I think the lack of a mini map is being blown out of proportion. It's inconvenient, I'll concede to that, but to say it outright ruins the game is fucking melodramatic. All that's changed is that you either have to find a safe place to view the map or keep an eye on flank routes. It's really not the end of the world in practice.

there are no minimaps in real life skirmishes

yet

This post was last modified: Jul 16, 2017 at 8:11 PM by Shadow the Hedgehog.

3 minute matches doesn't leave much time to find cover each time you need to see how your crew is doing on the map

Having put in like 3 hours into the Splatfest I think the lack of a mini map is being blown out of proportion. It's inconvenient, I'll concede to that, but to say it outright ruins the game is fucking melodramatic. All that's changed is that you either have to find a safe place to view the map or keep an eye on flank routes. It's really not the end of the world in practice.

Motherfucker the ENTIRE GAME MODE of Turf Wars is based around controlling more ground than the enemy team. If you can't check that in a split second when the matches are so short and make movement calls on a moment's notice the game mode that defines Splatoon might as well be fucking removed.

Pulling up the map means death because you die so fast and it COVERS THE ENTIRE SHITLICKING SCREEN SO YOU CANT FUCKING SEE ANYTHING. There are no safe places in the middle of when you'd need to check the map.

There is plenty of room to place a basic transparent minimap, you can even make it an option you can turn on/off like Mario Kart and I'd be satisfied.