What a fascinating experiment!
It's time to tell you all just where that LAZARIN came from, isn't it?
While in the LAB analyzing the DELUSINOL PATCH and CORDYCEPS SPORES, I found some UNCLAIMED LAZARIN along with RESULTS. Claiming the extra medication, I took it with me while never revealing I had it. While knowing the effects of CORDYCEPS from the second trial was useful, I was curious, you see. Very curious.
Being a MAN OF SCIENCE, I needed to see all their effects in person. Preparing for the night, I immediately used the LAZARIN on myself along with the DELUSINOL PATCH, and disposed of the LAZARIN bottle in DRAKU'S room to see if planting false evidence like that would affect the case at all.
Soon after, however, the effects of the DELUSINOL PATCH kicked in. I saw horrible things - the walls were coated in blood, everyone had sharp teeth, nobody could speak in a language I could understand... it was fascinating!
I barely managed to hold myself together long enough to use the CORDYCEPS SPORES on DUDE'S CORPSE, as further misdirection in the case of my eventual death. My only command was to MOONWALK, but that seemed to be enough!
Afterwards, I wandered the entire grounds in a daze. After a while, the horrors all blend in to one. Eventually, I found my way into the GARDEN, where I was swiftly shot in the back. It turns out, being murdered snaps you back to your senses, even if for but a brief moment. Isn't that just fascinating?
As it turns out, the LAZARIN that I had claimed? It originally belonged to DUDE, who happened to get killed before he could take it back.
And now, here I am, back from the dead! It's all just so...
FASCINATING!