Time for another corpse!!!!!!!

@Fun With Despair has been found DEAD in HIS OWN ROOM, impaled through the HEART by the ANTLERS of his room's MOUNTED DEER HEAD.

His AFFLICTION was as follows:

AFFLICTION: Extreme Sickness
SYMPTOMS: Not taking medicine will activate all negative effects you have so far experienced.
TREATMENT: Personalised Drug Course - You have a list of all medicines, and their side-effects. Taking any medicine will alleviate your symptoms.
SIDE-EFFECTS:
-Automatic side-effect activation will activate your symptoms instead.

case file
-His body is sat on his SLEEPING TOILET
-There is an UNOPENED bottle of CYANIDE in his pocket, as well as an OPENED bottle of RECOGNISOL
-Someone has SPIKED his dosage with UROFEN for tomorrow night
-SEAL'S BODY is standing outside his door, blocking it.
-The GIFT SHOP has been completely TRASHED
-MEAT OBAMA has been turned into MEAT BERNIE SANDERS
-There is a MOUNTAIN of ARCADE MACHINES in the REC ROOM

med removal log
RECOGNISOL
GOKU BRAND SHITQUIK LAXATIVE
CORDYCEPS SPORE
CYANIDE
UROFEN

Current Map

Living Players
@Two_Finger
@Pea
@Draku
@Dude
@"Blasterwyrms"

You have until 4PM PST tomorrow to solve it, unless an extension is needed.

@Yrrzy if everyone was on adrenaline at the same time, would kills on adrenalined players be possible

>wake up and take the adrenaline ive had nearly all game, putting on my mahou costume

>go out into the hall, see FWD and drop my SEVEN IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER card on the floor

>FWD and I go into the lobby together, dude and pea enter from cafeteria. they have adrenaline jitters

>FWD goes to gift shop, pea and dude go up the east stairs, and i head to the foyer

>press my button and head to the cafeteria

>see FWD go up the east stairs, blasterwyrms comes down them

>lie down on a table in the cafeteria

>PA comes on, blasterwyrms announces he will be pouring drinks to honor our fallen friends in the cafeteria later

>oingo and boingo (??????????) come in and start fucking around with meat obama

>i make a dumb face at them so they leave, but the damage is done and he is now bernie sanders. fuck you oingo and boingo

>im bored now so i go up the east stairs as blasterwyrms enters from the east hall

>at the top of the stairs, FWD tries to stab me with a scalpel, i swerve to avoid him because im pumped up on adren LIKE HE ASKED ME TO BE

>sprint to storage, get fireworks to celebrate the final night tomorrow and stuff them in my bag

>FWD is no longer outside, oingo and boingo leave the pharmacy, we all go downstairs together. im onto you bastards.

>split up in the lobby, oingo and boingo go up the main stairs as i go back to west hall and drop my SHIT I HATE THE NUMBER EIGHT card.

>before i fall asleep i hear a bad seal impression doing scatman's world over the PA

If every potential victim has a "Can't Be Killed" on them for that night, a kill will roll on one of them anyway.

If every potential victim has a "Can't Be Killed" on them for that night, a kill will roll on one of them anyway.

if someone is on adrenaline can they suicide?

@Yrrzy how many needle marks are on despair's corpse?

If every potential victim has a "Can't Be Killed" on them for that night, a kill will roll on one of them anyway.

if someone is on adrenaline can they suicide?

If they wanted to.

@Yrrzy how many needle marks are on despair's corpse?

Only the one.

Boy I sure am glad I held on to that lazarin

oh right, the mounted deer head
@Yrrzy what secrets can the deer head divulge

kyle did it

@Yrrzy please check Despair's corpse for traces of TOXISANGUINE

This post was last modified: Sep 13, 2017 at 12:02 AM by Yrrzy.

oh right, the mounted deer head
@Yrrzy what secrets can the deer head divulge

The deer head spouts a series of emoji:

🚽😴
🚶➡️🚪
⏰
🚶⬅️🚪
🙇🚽
⏰
🚶🔙🚪
🙇🚽😴
🦌🔪😴
☠️

@Yrrzy please check Despair's corpse for traces of TOXISANGUINE

None, but you find traces of ADRENALINE.

@Yrrzy potential follow up question for deer head
did anything significant happen after ☠️, like say, somebody leaving?

>Wake up, take the EAST STAIRS upstairs as TWO_FINGER is taking them down.

>Head to the PHARMACY to grab some stuff and things. I leave, passing PEA and DUDE on their way towards STORAGE.

>I run into FUN WITH DESPAIR heading up the STAIRS as I am descending them.

>Make it to the LOBBY and see MAGICAL GIRL ADRENALINE DRAKU heading to the CAFETERIA.

>Take the MAIN STAIRS to the OFFICE and announce to everyone over the PA that I'm pouring drinks to honor those fallen in the 3.5th Killing Game thus far, and implore everyone to stop by the CAFETERIA to partake.

>Head back downstairs. ZENYATTA and MONDATTA are making their way to the CAFETERIA.

>Walk through WEST HALL; I notice a CARD on the floor that reads "SEVEN IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER." Alright.

>Admire the flora in the GARDEN for a little bit before heading back to the LOBBY through EAST HALL. MAGICAL GIRL ADRENALINE DRAKU is taking the EAST STAIRS up as I enter.

>I go to the CAFETERIA as the OINGO & HOL HORSE CONBI leave the GIFT SHOP.

>I head to the KITCHEN and make labeled drinks for everyone. I grind up a tablet of TOXISANGUINE and drop it into DESPAIR'S drink.

>I walk back to the CAFETERIA, drinks in tow, waiting for people to stop by.

>But nobody came haha just a little undertale ref for the gamers in the crowd ;>

>While I'm waiting, someone on the PA is doing an impression of SEAL scatting widly

>Eventually ACTUAL DEAD SEAL fumbles through the CAFETERIA. I come to the idea that this can't be good, so I decide to follow behind her.

>We go to the WEST HALL through the LOBBY. DESPAIR enters his room, and SEAL walks over and BLOCKS THE DOOR.

>The card that was here earlier has since been covered with ANOTHER CARD that says "SHIT I HATE THE NUMBER EIGHT."

>SEAL just sorta stands there for a while so I just head back to my room to sleep.

I just want to note something of importance: had I had my way, I would've challenged one of you to a game of Soggy Biscuit.

@Yrrzy potential follow up question for deer head
did anything significant happen after ☠️, like say, somebody leaving?

❌

the problem with not posting my account is that the further we go the more potentially relevant info i find

-WAKE UP
-okay who the fuck spiked my meds
-grab a couple adrenalines and exit my room
-head into aidan's and find pea exactly where i expected him to be
-jab myself with that sweet adrenaline
-jab pea with that sweet adrenaline

from this point onwards, we stick together for shenanigans, so this account is also pea's account

-head to the recroom
-build MOUNT ARCADE
-don't climb that shit it's dangerous
-head for the lobby, ADRENALINE DRAKU ACTION FIGURE and fwd also arrive from the west hall
-fwd heads into the gift shop, draku goes into the foyer
-we go upstairs, two's comin' down
-two slaps my hand
-looks like he might attack pea but i'm assuming he is intimidated by our duoness, or adrenalineness
-blastwryrms is leaving the pharmacy as we head for storage
-we transform into the OINGO BOINGO BROTHAS
-pa kicks in, blasterwyrms talking about being in the cafeteria to pour out drinks and shit
-head back downstairs, fwd's idling outside the pharmacy
-head to the cafeteria, bw comes down the main stairs as we go in
-ADRENALINE DRAKU ACTION FIGURE is in the cafeteria
-use my STAND POWER to disguise OBAMEAT as MEATY SANDERS
-head for the gift shop
-trash the place
-leave, spot bw entering the cafeteria
-head upstairs to the pharmacy
-fwd's still idling outside the pharmacy
-spook him, he pops adrenaline and rushes off
-grab the meme mushroom spores drug everyone keeps using because this is literally my last chance for shenanigans with it
-draku's outside the pharmacy, we head back downstairs with him
-draku enters the west hall
-take the stairs and head to the morgue through the labs
-pa turns on and bad impression seal starts scatting (despair i assume)
-activate seal
-send her to block despair's doorway hoping to lock him out of his room
-our night ends with us sleeping in the morgue

apparently i locked despair in with his killer
is this technically a locked room

while i'm at it
@Yrrzy can you control a body remotely with cordyceps?
like, say, i spore it in one room, go to another, and then attempt to control it from there?

whatever i did, i did it with dude.

delete this

holy shit you actually did